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16 January 2007 @ 10:07 pm
Other people make my brain *hurt*. . . .  
Today at work, this happened:

Me: "May I have your brand and model number, sir?"
Customer: "1234fakemodel#."
Me: "Alright, sir, and may I have your brand, please?"
Customer: "Remote control."

I'm tired. Very, very tired.

To be fair, he was calling to order a remote control for his tv.

But fuck fairness, that dipshit called me "Lisa" for the whole call. Though I guess I should be grateful he didn't call me "Ginger". I'm still marveling over how anyone who isn't Helen Keller could mistake "Rachel" for "Ginger". . . .
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[info]petuniadreaming on January 17th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
Oh my god, she called me too!
Me: So you are on our website, do you see the line that reads "ABC?" I need you to click on the link "456" right underneath it.

Her: I see "ABC," but I don't see "456." There's a "DEF", is that it?

Me: Nope, that's next to "ABC" I need you to look at the line underneath "ABC".

Her: It's not there.

Me: It should be on the very next line underneath. . .

Her: No. . . I'm looking all over the page

Me: Right underneath "ABC," ma'am.

Her: The only thing next to "ABC" is "DEF"

Me: Underneath.

Her: Wait, here it is. Underneath "ABC"!

It was like "Who's On First" only not funny at all. . .
_beetle_: Hee![info]_beetle_ on January 17th, 2007 03:39 am (UTC)
Re: Oh my god, she called me too!
Oh, dude. . . .
::cuddles you::
::makes you lasagna::

See, what you should've done, right from the start, was indicate that 456 was underneath ABC. If you'd done that, there would've been no confusion.

You're so silly.
tabaqui: s&dwallbyextremefangirl[info]tabaqui on January 17th, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)
*snuggles you*
Yis, other people? Suck.
Unless they're you, of coz.
*beams*
*loffs*

Have some pretteh.
anelith[info]anelith on January 18th, 2007 11:43 am (UTC)
Hi Lisa!

(sorry)

You must have quite the collection of Stupid Customer stories. And Crazy Customer stories. And Stupid AND Crazy Customer stories!