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  <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:25:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Random Video of the Day: &quot;Ebonics&quot; Airways</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:42:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 9 Jan 09</title>
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  <description>Tie:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;If I was gay, I would be the best gay of all history.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Julio Eglesias* to the crowd at one of his concerts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I was gay for about five seconds because he&apos;s a pretty motherfucker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Tracy Morgan to &lt;i&gt;Complex&lt;/i&gt; magazine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;* Julio and I share the same birthday&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:46:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Article: Mystery Roar from Faraway Space Detected</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090107-aas-loud-cosmic-noise.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Myster Roar from Faraway Space Detected&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know what it is&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.gameover.es/files/2008/05/8.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:57:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>There is something unsettling about the way Miley Cyrus smiles.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:03:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Video Of The Day: Bird Pets Cat</title>
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  <description>Cute, but also creepy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;53&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:20:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Video Of The Day: Roombacat</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:09:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Best Thing I ReadToday: 27 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&amp;quot;The Wireless&amp;quot; by Augusten Burroughs in the November 2008 issue of &lt;em&gt;Details&lt;/em&gt; magazine. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(128, 128, 128);&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;Even the most civilized place on earth can feel like a Third World country when you have to go back to using a modem connection.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Delicious self-mocking humor. Laugh out-loud stuff. I could relate to his tale of himself as internet junkie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this is indicative of his writing in general, I&apos;m going to put his books on my reading list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 08:52:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 26 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&amp;quot;Vintage footage in the documentary &lt;em&gt;The Times of Harvey Milk&lt;/em&gt; shows that Milk carried himself, as many gay men do (much as we hate to think about this) in a distinct style. Most of us are lit from deep inside by a subtle, unmistakable edge of self-consciousness that is the closet&apos;s bequest. Gaydar is the ability to recognize this quality: the faint but indelible separation between mind and body that develops when a man has spent years wondering if everyone can see the truth about him&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Michael Joseph Gross, &amp;quot;On Set With The Men Behind Milk&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:39:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 10 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&quot;A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Dogen Zenji</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:30:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 9 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&quot;In your hopelessness is the only hope, and in your desirelessness is your only fulfillment, and in your tremendous helplessness suddenly the whole existence starts helping you.&quot;&lt;br&gt;
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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:44:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 7 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&amp;quot;We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Carl Jung</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:36:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 1 Dec 08</title>
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  <description>&amp;quot;You don&apos;t have to have a large penis to live the life of your dreams.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Friend who wishes to remain anonymous</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:12:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Prop 8: The Musical</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:20:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Madeleine Pickens</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=6307278&amp;amp;page=1&quot; target=&quot;blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Animal Lover, Philanthropist Rescues More Than 30,000 Wild Horses&lt;/a&gt; (Video clip)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:14:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Quote: Rita Mae Brown</title>
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  <description>&quot;No government has the right to tell its citizens whom to love. The only queer people are those who don&apos;t love anybody.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Rita Mae Brown</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:47:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Poem: Abu&apos;l-Qasim Sumnun</title>
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  <description>&quot;Well have I quaffed time&apos;s water-skin,&lt;br /&gt;And tasted all its joy and pain;&lt;br /&gt;Yea, I have pressed its mouthpiece in&lt;br /&gt;My lips, and sucked out every drain,&lt;br /&gt;And destiny has poured its cup&lt;br /&gt;Of griefs which drinking, from my sea&lt;br /&gt;Of patience I have filled it up&lt;br /&gt;And passed it back to destiny,&lt;br /&gt;With patience I am shod, and roll&lt;br /&gt;Time&apos;s chances round, me for a dress,&lt;br /&gt;Crying, &quot;Have patience, O my soul!&lt;br /&gt;Or thou wilt perish of distress.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;So huge a mass my sufferings are&lt;br /&gt;That mountains, trembling at its height,&lt;br /&gt;Would vanish, like a headlong star&lt;br /&gt;And evermore be lost to sight.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Abu&apos;l-Qasim Sumnun (translated by A. Arberry)</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:57:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 4 Nov 08</title>
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  <description>&quot;The fish trap exists because of the fish; once you&apos;ve gotten the fish, you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit; once you&apos;ve gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exists because of meaning; once you&apos;ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can have a word with him?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Chuang Tzu, &lt;i&gt;Basic Writings&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:11:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OOTD: 27 Oct 08</title>
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  <description>Man on his cell phone on the 21 bus: &quot;Whining is just anger coming through a very small hole.&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:31:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:41:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fluff CXCIII: Which Philosopher Am I?</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Your result for Which Philosopher Are You?...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4&gt;Plato&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    					&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are the greek, you believe philosophy truely is the way to knowledge. Although you believe in the soul and the metaphysical, you are willing to challenge your ideas to reach the truth. Examples of your style are: Plato &amp; Socrates&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/which-philosopher-are-you&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Take Which Philosopher Are You?&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.helloquizzy.com/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;color:#131313&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ac000c&quot;&gt;H&lt;/span&gt;ello&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ac000c&quot;&gt;Q&lt;/span&gt;uizzy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:44:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 20 Oct 08</title>
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  <description>&quot;&lt;i&gt;There is a beginning. There is not yet beginning to be a beginning. There is a not yet beginning to be a not yet beginning to be a beginning. There is being. There is nonbeing. There is a not yet beginning to be nonbeing. There is a not yet beginning to be a not yet beginning to be nonbeing. Suddenly there is being and nonbeing. But between this being and nonbeing, I don&apos;t really know which is being and nonbeing. Now I have just said something. But I don&apos;t know whether what I have said has really said something or whether it hasn&apos;t said something.&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Chuang Tzu, &lt;i&gt;Basic Writings&lt;/i&gt;, Section 2</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>QOTD: 16 Oct 08</title>
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  <description>(A student was asking how to explain to his friend the idea of focusing your energy when you meditate. His friend did not understand what this &quot;energy&quot; was.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Hull: &quot;Get right up in his face and very sincerely call him a &apos;motherfucker&apos;. &amp;lt;explosion sound effect&amp;gt;&quot; *class laughs* &quot;There -- transference of energy.&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:13:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Random Video: Watch Out</title>
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  <description>I LOLed:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;49&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <description>Sometimes customer service reps try to push &quot;nice and helpful&quot; into warp speed 6 (or whatever the geeks are saying these days). The woman I was just speaking with was like some crack-addled cheerleader.</description>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;48&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want an elephant massage!! Wahhh!!</description>
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