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"If I was gay, I would be the best gay of all history."

-- Julio Eglesias* to the crowd at one of his concerts


"I was gay for about five seconds because he's a pretty motherfucker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up."

-- Tracy Morgan to Complex magazine


* Julio and I share the same birthday

Myster Roar from Faraway Space Detected

I know what it is( ... )

There is something unsettling about the way Miley Cyrus smiles.

Cute, but also creepy.

"The Wireless" by Augusten Burroughs in the November 2008 issue of Details magazine.


Delicious self-mocking humor. Laugh out-loud stuff. I could relate to his tale of himself as internet junkie.

If this is indicative of his writing in general, I'm going to put his books on my reading list.

"Vintage footage in the documentary The Times of Harvey Milk shows that Milk carried himself, as many gay men do (much as we hate to think about this) in a distinct style. Most of us are lit from deep inside by a subtle, unmistakable edge of self-consciousness that is the closet's bequest. Gaydar is the ability to recognize this quality: the faint but indelible separation between mind and body that develops when a man has spent years wondering if everyone can see the truth about him"

-- Michael Joseph Gross, "On Set With The Men Behind Milk"

"A flower falls, even though we love it; and a weed grows, even though we do not love it."

-- Dogen Zenji

"In your hopelessness is the only hope, and in your desirelessness is your only fulfillment, and in your tremendous helplessness suddenly the whole existence starts helping you."

-- Osho

"We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."

-- Carl Jung

"You don't have to have a large penis to live the life of your dreams."

-- Friend who wishes to remain anonymous

Animal Lover, Philanthropist Rescues More Than 30,000 Wild Horses (Video clip)

"No government has the right to tell its citizens whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."

— Rita Mae Brown

"Well have I quaffed time's water-skin,
And tasted all its joy and pain;
Yea, I have pressed its mouthpiece in
My lips, and sucked out every drain,
And destiny has poured its cup
Of griefs which drinking, from my sea
Of patience I have filled it up
And passed it back to destiny,
With patience I am shod, and roll
Time's chances round, me for a dress,
Crying, "Have patience, O my soul!
Or thou wilt perish of distress."
So huge a mass my sufferings are
That mountains, trembling at its height,
Would vanish, like a headlong star
And evermore be lost to sight."

- Abu'l-Qasim Sumnun (translated by A. Arberry)

"The fish trap exists because of the fish; once you've gotten the fish, you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit; once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exists because of meaning; once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can have a word with him?"

-- Chuang Tzu, Basic Writings

Man on his cell phone on the 21 bus: "Whining is just anger coming through a very small hole."

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