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| User: | _angel_eyes (1253418) come on, baby
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| Name: | CHANELLE | |||||
| Website: | MYSPACE | |||||
| Location: | Northridge, California, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1987-10-12 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  XAVIERANGEL69 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: |  Hi, hello. This is Chanelle, Chanelle Carlos. Believe me-- if there's one thing I know, it's physics. I ♥ physics. No. I actually heart it. I am 72% sure that my favorite theory of physics would be, "blue, blue, chartreuse". If that's not true, I don't know what is. ...I'm sorry. I was trying to impress you. I don't even know what it means. I'll be honest-- I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the exact meaning was lost hundreds of years ago. I could be wrong, but I believe, "chartreuse" is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Anyways, I just wanted to say that Mr. Hestenes was my favorite teacher. I miss being with him. I miss being near him. I miss his laugh. I miss his scent. I miss his musk. He looks like Will Ferrell, who is my hero.  If God ever made a perfect human being, it would be him. Some people don't believe in physics because it's not in the Bible. I would have to disagree. Some believe that Jesus made it up. He is almighty and powerful. That's pretty good. Me? I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal around here. I don't know. People know me. I'm very important. It's like I'm like a goddess walking amongst mere mortals. I have a voice that could make a wolverine purr. I enjoy going to Sea World, taking my pants off. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Actually, if I had a billion dollars, I would buy all the pants in the world and burn them, so that no one could wear pants. I have many leather bound books. My room smells of rich mahogany. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. Why, to be honest with you, I've been told it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food. And ribs. I have ribs for lunch. I'm the stylish one in the group and I look good. I mean, really good. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is, "yes". I have nicknames for my breastesis-- the left one is named Thelma and the other, Louise. I love Britney Spears. If anyone ever killed her, I would find them, kill them with my bare hands, tie their dead body onto my chariot and drag it around Chandler.  If you don't think Britney Spears is the greatest stage performer ever, I will fight you. I've been in an actually brawl. Yes, it's true. Once, in 8th grade, between I and a manly 6th grader girl. By the hammer of Thor, that hurt! It escalated pretty quickly. Just know, if you want to throw down fisticuffs-- fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for you. You have to keep your head on a swivel when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight. I once had a gentleman love in my life. I'm a pretty good drawer, probably the best that I know and so, I drew him a portrait. I spent three hours shading his upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. He was lucky enough to have a sweet bike with pegs and everything. He had some pretty sweet jumps, three feet about. And he was the only guy I knew that had as much facial hair as he did. Things got pretty serious. I mean, we would chat online for two hours every day, but towards the end of our relationship, I called him up, and he gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to him, or something. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention.  So, for now, I look for a man with beautiful eyes, whose hair smells of cinnamon. I only like boys with good skills, like metal welding skills, bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. When I meet him, I'll probably get that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to be on him. I just know, one day, my gentleman lover and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance 'til the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside. But the only way to bag a classy man like that is to give him two tickets to the gun show and see if he likes the goods. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time. You can always catch me working out. Tuesday is back and arms. Sometimes, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I do so many. I don't know if you hear me counting, but I usually do over a thousand. I have yet to have traveled to Aspen. I've heard California is beautiful, but the French are assholes. Although, on one of my journeys, I met Katow-jo, of the bear kind, a proud race. Once I caught him a delicious bass, we became friends.  Now, I tell tales of his compassion and know that, I shall always be a friend of the bears. Most recently, ever since my liscense got suspended, I've been driving illegally and should probably find myself a safe house or a relative close by-- lay low for a while, because there's probably a warrant for my arrest. People always freak out about that kind of stuff. I don't know. The nearest plans I have for the future is to be one of the seven strangers on 'The Real World'. I've been told getting on the show is like one in a billion. So, I still have a chance. In the fall, I'm going to ASU ('o9) and there's a butt-load of gangs at that school. This one gang keeps wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. And as for the intimate times? Out of sight, my man! I once heard a wise saying from Brazil or China, or something weird: "The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner".  You stay classy. | |||||
| Memories: | 35 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 5: chic, fashion, history, keeping it rrrrreal, kevin | |||||
| Schools: | Xavier College Preparatory - Phoenix, AZ (2001 - 2005) Arizona State University - Tempe - Tempe, AZ (2005 - present) | |||||
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