Holy crap ana, longest post in history? And you expect me to read it? Come now, we all not I'm not THAT non-lazy.

you dont have to read it on account of you were there ;)

I second that longest post ever but I did read it word for word. Thanks for the tinkerHell credit :P I was hella proud of it

"Posting an IP address is about as effective as pissing in the wind."

-laughs insanely- Y'all never cease to amaze me.

....Wait. There's life outside of New York?

In respects to bonding moments, this was way better than explaining periods and shopping for bras

Hah! I've never been in the position to explain in depth about periods to anyone.. except maybe to that pitiful grade 7 boy who was worried about getting his. :O

...because you know how much CSI & Law'n'Order I watch & my being an armchair investigator type person, & I think I may have come up with conclusive proof on the ownership of making icon thingo.

It all lies with the accounts. With the judge's discretion, I shall now table up exhibit A:

iamyourmother's account 6782383 was created on the 13th April 2005. This is the day said journal diarist type person decided to make her daughter's life a living hell by posting embarassing things about her. It was a good day for all.

_anapants_'s account (6942305) was created on the 27th April 2005.

And yea, we can confirm that cheesymite's account (5122058) was created on the 12th November 2004 (this is an important bit of datum the import of which will be made apparent during testimony later).

The speaker for the opposition also wishes the judge to consider the next item of proof, Exhibit B:

mommys_journal's (oh god, I can't even begin to shudder about that grammatical horror) was created on the 9th October 2005, account number 8496729.

TinkerHELL's (giggle giggle) journal, 811230, was thusly created on the 24th August 2005.

At this juncture, your Worship, I wish to call on an expert witness, one Ms Sarah Eloise Darcy, a delightfully charming innercity Brisbanite in her late twenties, a reservations agent for a major international airline, a mother to one _anapants_ and fiancee to one _pookie_au_. It is generally thought that Ms Darcy is a person of good character. Ms Darcy, please take the stand.

(Ms Darcy appears, wearing a tasteful ensemble not entirely unlike this season's Prada. She is well coiffed, perfectly manicured, and wearing dark sunglasses. She is the epitome of style and elegance. In fact, if it weren't for the fact that she's a lardarse, you'd probably mistake her for a Vogue model. But we digress. Back to the testimony as she takes the stand....)
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Ms Darcy: I, Sarah Eloise Darcy, of Spring Hill, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, solemnly declare that, at the time of cheesymite's journal, nearing the end and just before the creation of the _anapants_ journal, I witnessed the use of said icon (icon, one humourous "Johnny Depp in PotC clobber) during this time. I remember the icon well as I thought it was quite humourous and that I thought _anapants_ had created it, but nay, I can verily attest to the fact that my daughter, said _anapants_ was, at this time, not familiar with photoshop and had mentioned that a friend of hers had created it for her. I am not familiar with the friend in question, as I only ever pay attention to my daughter's friends when they have cute puppies or when they've attempted to punch the class bully out. The icon in question was well into use before the offending persons had claimed it as their own.

(Ms Darcy leaves the stand, a gasping crowd in her wake. How can someone be so stylish and not have devoped a Kate Moss coke habit?)

Your Worship, you now have all the evidence for consideration before you. However, one last piece of evidence is lacking, this is the date of the actual creation of said icon. If the creator, the anonymous friend of Ms Darcy's fabulously talented, unique, and gorgeous daughter would open up the icon, click on the properties of said icon, and take a screenshot, this would definitely show the creation date of said icon as a date from sometime in April or June of 2005, well before the use and alleged creation of the offending individuals in question.

Your Worship, I wish to rest my case, and retire to the couch where I will have a nice cup of tea & flick through the telly channels. Thank you for hearing our case.

Bwahahaha I'm famous because I own a dog!
Good job Sarah. You should be a writier xD

writer*

Hahaha.
I thought the "mother" was going to make her credit me and tell her she was wrong...?
OH WELL.
This made me laugh. I'm sad to have missed it!

-Tee hee!

I wish I was there too.. that would have been awesome.

when they've attempted to punch the class bully out.
Was this a refrence to the one and only Gabby?

Yep, t'would. Ain't she adorable? Almost as good as Ana punching out that boy who tried to kiss her in grade 4.

You've got to love gabby.. Getting suspended for a day and spending it in a nice air conditioned room doing nothing while the rest of the school worked in the heat and sun. I'd swing a punch at Brianna for that.


Ana punched someone in grade 4 who tried to kiss her?! -gasp-

Wow. I can actually see a miniture version of ana doing so.. although the minature version being roughly my height now.
The truth is out Aaaaa-na!