Holy cows brains!!!! I cannot believe it's been four years since I last saw my army. The hurricane really messed things up. The tree's that have the long twisty roots that go from the top branch into the ground, well they no longer exist at JPP. *sigh* I didn't think anything else did either. I walked around the heart trail once. Nothing. Just other people looking at me like I'm psycho. When I do my walk, I call out to the Squirrels with a little chattery noise so that they know it is me, their commander and chief. Other people seem to think that's a bit strange. Go figure.

So there was nothing on the first round. No air force no ground troops. Nothing. I'm starting to panic. Now I am just wandering around, staring up into the trees, chattering. I'm beginning to get a picture of why people might have thought I was a bit weird. I turn my head at every little rustle and every movement that I see out of the corner of my eye. Nothing. I'm starting to get really depressed. I start telling myself over and over again "I'm too early. I'm too early. I'm too early."

Then I see one scampering after another one. w00t! The moment of triumph!!! They are young and skittish. None of the ones I knew are still there. It's OK though. I'll have another army in no time.... Though the birds never came out. The Blue Jays are gone from the park. I, however, did manage to get a butterfly and an alligator. SO I got the air and the water as well as the ground. Muhahahahhahahahahahahaha.

I will reign again!!!!







**** If you have no idea what I am talking about, go back and read the Squirrels tag.

Went to the park to go on the heart trail. It was quiet. Too quiet. It was almost creepy. Didn't see any squirrels any where. Started to fear that the man I met last time out there had told his buddy that it was a good hunting ground for squirrels. thought his buddy might have come out there and got himself some dinner.

It disturbed me. Went around again just in case I was too early. Sure enough, they came scampering out. Yay! My fuzzy little babies are ok. Big relief.

Went to Jeannies Secrete again and spoke with Jeannie herself. She got me to buy rose oil, myrrh incense, and body wash. But they didn't have what I wanted. The myrrh oil that smells like mothballs. Dam it. She said she might be able to buy more and to check in every once in a while. If I do that, she'll have me buying the whole dam store.

You know in the movie Labyrinth where Sarah is hallucinating that she is back at home then that little old lady comes out and starts handing her stuff saying "Here dear, you need this and this and don't forget this...." Well that's how it felt to be at Jeannies Secrete today. Heh.

Got some hot wings and pigged out. Now I will wash up and go to the store to buy more Anita Blake books. hee hee hee. I lubbed them. :)
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Dear Maria,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, February 4:

Your confidence is high because you're absolutely certain. Anyone who remains unconvinced isn't worth your time. Beware of cultivating an elitist attitude. If you end up alone, there's plenty here to amuse you.

So I am in the car driving to the park, when I hear banging noises. Turn to the left and I see a bus load of men banging on their windows trying to get my attention. They might have been prisoners out on work duty or God knows what. So I look. Smirk. Go back to looking ahaead of me. They start banging on the windows again. I ignore them and drive away. Freaks!!!!

Then at the park while I am feeding the squirrels, a guy comes up to me and tells me that he knows people who eat squirrels and that this would be the perfect place for them to come and get some. I looked at him and told him I wasn't going to eat them. He said "me neither but I know people who would." Freak!!!!

Now the squirrels won't even come out of their tree's. They swquak at me until I go over to their tree and hand feed them a peanut. Brats!!!!

Was walking back to my car when I saw 2 police officer's playing football so I was going to walk around them when one of them said "It's ok I won't hit you. He might but I won't."
I said "Thank you." then he asked me if I worked at JFK. Must have looked like I was wearing scrubs or something. Explained no, was just here to feed the squirrels. He said it was a nice day to do so. I agreed and went on my way.He wasn't a freak. :)

Still a bit weirded out by The Foundation being gone.

So I took Jeweldevil on my walk with me yesterday. Gave him a few peanuts to feed the squirrels with but I kept the bag. He was trying to feed one squirrel and I threw a nut at it so it took my nut instead. Jeweldevil got upset and grabbed the bag of peanuts away from me, beat me with it, and ran off into the trees laughing maniacally. He is trying to take over the army. Must come up with a subterfuge.

Just picked up Tori Amos new album. It is pretty good so far. Putting it on tape so it can be played in the car. :) It's going on the other side of Once More With Feeling. hee hee hee.

It came with a charm of a school bus, a book of stickers, a road map (with lyrics printed on the other side), poloriods, a DVD, and the CD of course. Very spiffy!

Waiting for Jeweldevil to wake his fury little butt up so we can go out and play. :) I'm going to introduce him to my squirrel army.

Speaking of which...last Saturday when I went to feed them, there was some other lady there feeding them. She was walking the trail backwards too. So the squirrels were already eating peanuts when I came upon them. Dam her!

We might have to split up the army. The East against the West. :D

First off let me just say that it sucks ass to wake up at 8am when you work second shift! Had to pick the rents up at the Ft. Lauderdale airport this morning. Had to be there at 10am so the alarm was set for 8am. Wah Hoo! After falling out of bed and wondering "what the fuck is that noise?!?!?" realizing it was the alarm clock. Swatted at it a few times. Stumbled outside of my cave. Sunlight smakced me upside the head. Right then I knew what it felt like to be a vampire and die by the cruel touch of the sun. Crawled to the fridge. Grabbed a nice cold coca~cola. :)

Got the rents. Got home. They brought me back a Mexican blanket. It's boo-tee-full.

Went on my walk. The first squirrel of the morning came running at me so I threw it a peanut. He looked around like where did it go? So I threw him another one and he sniffs it. Goes back and gets the first one, gabs the second one as well, flips me off and runs away. I was bamboozled by a squirrell!!!!! Gah!

Went around the track twice. My nuts were gone by the first quarter mile. Someone waved at me today. Someone drove by in a car and waved. I am near sited so don't know who it was. Waved back. They turned around and started flapping their hand at me again. I flapped mine back and kept walking. Didn't recognize the car. If they weren't going to come out and talk to me then screw it. They prolly wanted to lure me to the car and kidnap me. HA!!! I got away.

Now I am at home and wondering if I should take my camera into the shop or buy a new one. The camera won't turn on. Changed the battery and everything. It is broken. Bah hum bug!

The squirrels are eating out of my hands now.
Got to see Stumpy. He took a peanut from my hand as well.
The blue jays catch the peanuts in mid-air. Thats pretty cool. They are like little dive bombers.

Only went around twice today. Wanted to go shopping. :)

The squirrels are not the only animals I seem to be feeding. As it turns out the black birds and the blue jays also like peanuts. So my army has tripled in size and I now have contoll of the air. :)

Those dam things are getting really friendly. They are actually starting to scare me now. I swear one of them is going to climb right up me like a tree one day. One of the squirrels screamed at me on my walk. Two of them came running up to me going full speed. I had two peanuts in my hand. Threw one at one squirrel then the other one started screaming at me like how dare you feed him first! That was a bit disturbing. :P

Named one of the little bastards today. (you know you are in trouble when you start naming them.) He came running up and he had a stumpy tail. It was so cute. I laughed and said "Here you go Stumpy." Without even thinking about it so I guess his name is Stumpy. He'll get along well with Gimpy my lame Ibis. :)

Went shopping. Bought some spicey pumpkin decaf coffee. Yummy. Got Sinead O'connor's new album. Don't like it too much. The Lion and The Cobra will always be my favorite. Bought some blue jeans and a T-shirt that says Malice in Wonderland. (Yes, I was at Hot Topic.) Also got a little vinyl dress. Very short. This is going to require guts to wear....want to wear it October 17th for the reopening of RSC.

Home now. Waiting to go hang out with my girls. We are going to go see the movie The Banger Sisters. WooHoo!!!

Other than that not much has been going on. My days off are a little bit lonely. I don't have anyone to play with any more. :( Maybe that will inspire me to get off my ass and go back to school or do some volunteer work for an animal shelter. Maybe I'll just go play with kitties all day long. :)

"and the further I get from the things that I care about, The less I care about how much further away I get..." The Cure

One of these days we will take over the world.
MUH HAAAA HAAA HAAA
One of them ran right up to me today. I thought he was going to climb up my leg. They really like the peanuts. Cute little things.

Made it around the track 2 1/4 times. That is 2 3/4 miles. I think. Maybe. Today I brought a walkman with me and listened to The Ramones greatest hits. Gabba gabba hey!!! Next week I might bring my blades and roll around the lake but then I'd have to make a special trip to feed my squirrels. Hmmmmmm....we will see.

Think the office sickness has caught up with me. Woke up with a sore throat and stuffy head. bah hum bug. Time to see if the Kamikaze cure works. :)

Chapter 30 will be closing in my life soon. Chapter 31 is just a few days over a month away. I don't like birfdays. Maybe I can hide under my bed until it is gone...don't have to work on that day so technically I could hide under my bed all day if'n I wanted to. :)

Went to the park today.
I brought a little baggie with me.
it had in it
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peanuts

Yes, I fed the squirrels.
MUHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am evil like the devil....
On a lighter note....walked the heart trail again. this time I got around it twice. 2 1/2 miles. :) Going to go again tomorrow as well.

Went to bed around 6:30-ish A.M. this morning. I just wasn't tired at all last night. Went to the girls house and tried to help them with the Rocky stuff. I don't think I helped much. Watched Dogma. Love that movie!!!!

Almost went to the beach to watch the sun rise but didn't feel like putting up with rush hour traffic. :P

It's off to shower then a movie then the girls house. :) Yay !!!!