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Happy 44th! One day we'll be friends.

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal - I didn't know people still watched it
Grey's Anatomy - um... yay.
Heroes - never seen it
House - never seen it
The Sopranos - clearly the winner

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage - k
The Office - yep
30 Rock - of course
Two and a Half Men - ??!?WTF1?!?!!?
Ugly Betty - winner?

Um... 2 1/2 men? Did they see the MUSICAL SCRUBS?? There was a song about POOP!!!

Outstanding Lead Actor on a Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal - Whatev
Hugh Laurie, House - Hotness
Denis Leary, Rescue Me - Funny Man
James Gandolfini, The Sopranos - Winner
Kiefer Sutherland, 24 - Kiefer!

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais, Extras - Funniest Man Alive?
Tony Shaloub, Monk - meh.. I'm sick of him winning
Steve Carell, The Office - Funny
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - Funny
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men - not Funny

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field, Brothers and Sisters - Yay
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer - meh
Mariska Hargitay, Lay & Order: SVU - <3
Patricia Arquette, Medium - figures
Minnie Driver, The Riches - um... I got nothing
Edie Falco, The Sopranos - shocking!

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman, Desperate Houswives - of course
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine - k
Tina Fey, 30 Rock - <3 My hero
America Ferrara, Ugly Betty - Yay
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds - get back together with Denny!

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon, Entourage - check
Jeremy Piven, Entourage - check
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother - DOOGIE!
Rainn Wilson, The Office - check check
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men - Wha?

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Leagal - Shatner
TR Knight, Grey's Anatomy - I feel like a proud mama
Masi Oka, Heroes - never seen it
Michael Emerson, Lost - check
Terry O'Quinn, Lost - check
Michael Imporioli, The Sopranos - meow

Oustanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly, My Name is Earl - she's bit of a douche
Jenna Fischer, The Office - check
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men - meh
Conchata Ferrell, Two and a Half Men - meh
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty - YES! YES! YES!
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds - check

</b>Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series</b>
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers and Sisters - k
Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy - luv
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy - WINNER! And the cutest person ever.. again makes mama proud
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy - blah
Aida Turturro, The Sopranos - um... I don't know who she is...
Lorraine Bracco, The Sopranos - OK

Guest Actress:
30 Rock •
Elaine Stritch, Elaine Stritch as Colleen Donaghy

I want her to win, just so she can make some effed up long speech again!!

Saturday Night Live • Host: Justin Timberlake - Song title: Dick In A Box
Katreese Barnes, Music By
Andy Samberg, Lyrics By
Akiva Schaffer, Lyrics By
Jorma Taccone, Music & Lyrics By
Asa Taccone, Music By
Justin Timberlake, Music & Lyrics By

What's funnier that Dick in a Box got a nom or that so many people wrote it?

Scrubs • My Musical: Song Title: ÒEveryting Comes Down to PooÓ • NBC • ABC Studios
Debra Fordham, Lyrics by
Robert Lopez, Lyrics by, Music by
Jeff Marx, Lyrics by, Music by
Scrubs • My Musical - Song Title: ÒGuy LoveÓ • NBC • ABC Studios
Paul F, Lyrics by, Music by
Debra Fordham, Lyrics by

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that it DIAB and a song about POO got Emmy noms!

Outstanding Individual Performance In A Variety Or Music Program
79th Annual Academy Awards • ABC • Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
Ellen Degeneres, Host
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS • Worldwide Pants, Inc.
David Letterman, Host
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Central Productions with Busboy Productions and Sparina Productions
Stephen Colbert, Host
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central • Central Productions LLC and Hello Doggie, Inc.
Jon Stewart, Host
Tony Bennett: An American Classic • NBC • RPM TV Productions, Inc.
Tony Bennett, Performer

Clearly Tony Bennett needs to win, because Barry Manilow won last year... plus I'm madly in love with the other four and could never choose between them.

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
Late Night With Conan O'Brien • NBC •
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS •
Real Time With Bill Maher • HBO •
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central •
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central •

Honestly, I wouldn't be able to complain is any one of them won. I hope Coney wins though.

So to recap... two and a half men got a bunch of noms and Scrubs did not
Boston Legal... a show I have never heard anyone ever say they watched got a bunch od noms and Kyle Chandler and Friday Night Lights got NOTHING!!!

Happy 43rd Birthday Mariska!

And congrats on Oscar nomination 14 Meryl.If Prada had come out last year or really any year with the Queen you'd totally win.



Seriously, if you say the movie when it first came out and, like me spent the entire time pointing out everything that wasn't like the book (90% of the movie) rent it and just watch Meryl. She's amazing.

And I'm really happy Little Miss Sunshine got nominated. If you haven't seen it yet go rent it tonight... the State of the Union is on tonight and really who care about that?

Laura is back on GH... even though it's just a month, it's wonderful.

And...


Marish is back on SVU on tonights episode!!! Yeah I can't stand that girl from Gladiator... I miss Olivia.

Is it wrong that I didn't get home from work until 9:30 so I taped the Emmy's? So I'm a loser..,. I love TV.

Pre-Show.. aka pointless questions asked so we can see what the peeps are wearing

When will Billy Bush go away? If only I had the TV Guide channel I could watch Joan and Melissa bitch and get people's names wrong.

I could listen to Steve Carrell laugh for hours.

Jean Smart is 100% classier and more talented than freakn Kim Catrell.

So the other day Katie Holmes was wearing tweed in California and now EVERY single person on the red carpet has mentioned the heat.

SHATNER!

The Shat just accosed my Mariska! Considering how big she got when she was pregnant she looks great. I'm not loving the super straight hair and bangs though. And she seems to find Billy Bush lame... I love her even more.

Jeremy Piven is wearing an ascot!!!! And he came with his Mom... doesn't he remember what happened when Kevin Spacey brought his Mom to the Oscars?

Evangeline Lily has gross teeth.

Show Time!!!

CONAN!!!!!!!!!! OMG is this SOAP thing? Nope Lost. And The Office. And 24. And House. And South Park. And Dateline. That was bloody brillant! Eat that Billy Crystal.

I would totally do Conan. Mel Gibson burn- 1. An Arli$$ referrence. I think Olvie Garden pays Conan... or it's favourite restaurant. Man if only it would come back to Canada... I miss those bread sticks. I love when Conan talks in an old timer voice and when he songs and now he's doing both. And the running man!!!

Opening - A+

McDreamy!

W&G got lame the last few season, but Megan Mullally is amazing. I hope her talk show is good. Is her husband a lumberjack? He has the facial hair for it.

I think Alan Alda would be a cool guy to hang out with. Too bad he wasn't there, he had funny speeches for M*A*S*H.

Chandra Wilson? Chandra Wilson? Chandra Wilson? Blythe Danner!!! DoubleYouTeeEFF! Chandra Wilson was robbed! She should win just for saying va jay jay on national TV. Is Blythe high?

Remember when Jeremy Piven was on Ellen? Do you remember when Martha Stewart was on Ellen? I think I peed my pants that episode. With the hens and the ice cream... man

watching award shows on tape is great i can just fast forward the boring shit.

Colbert..Stewart...Conan...Letterman... I'm in love with all 4. I predicted Conan. DAILY SHOW and a COLBERT KISS!

Cloris Leachman has got to bee 89 years old by now. She still lokks good and has great hair.

Simon Cowell nneds to wax his chest, but the glasses are a nice touch. I hope Dick Clark doesn't talk all strokey. (Did you know stroke is now and adj) R.I.P American Dreams. Aw... this is kinda sad. I heart Barry Manilow.

Tine Fey is my idol. Stephen Colbert? Letterman? Colbert? Letterman?
Barry Manilow bwahahahaha! That rocks my socks right off. I love when people are so shocked and them pull out a huge piece of paper.

Wentworth Miller could have me in any place any where any time in any way he wanted me.

Wow... Grey's is getting shut down.

MARISKA!

I would totally do Jeremy Irons too.

OMG the Oscar director who is directoring the Emmy's won again. I'm shocked.

The writers of the Colbert Report are bears!!!!!! And Stephen's a hunter!

Jon Stewart in an old fashion bathing suit!

The Daily Show again!!!!! Poor Conan. I really thought this was his year.

Hugh Lurie? I'd do him. Dans le francis!!!

I can't wait for Studio 60 on thr Sunset Strip it looks great. And 30 Rock. I love me the behind the scenes of an SNL type show shows!

Steve Carrell needs some botox of something he is a sweaty man.

Shaloub... hmmm interesting. I wish Wings was on in reruns somewhere.

Do you think Murphy Brown listens to country music? I do. Aw this wasa really nice tribute to Aaron Spelling. I knew he was behind a lot of TV shows... but you truly see how impressive it is when you it's all listed in montague form.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert! aaaaaaaaaaaa. As if it needs to be sad... I'd do em. Claws for hands! Touching! The Amazing Race! I'm in heaven. Phil... I'd do him.

Nana Mary died?!? Why didn't someone tell me?

I heart Kathy Bates. Aw Helen Mirren.. she was Mrs Tingle. Did she just say she didn't fall ass over tit??????

Mariska? Mariska? Mariska? She did say ass over tit. Booby Pickle! Mariska? Mariska? She got loud cheers! Probaby Kyra. MARISKA!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I just totally over reacted and clapped. It's offical I can never go to an award show. Aw Meloni shout out! Peter in glasses! Is that her real hair? I hope not. I love her.

I think I'll name my next dog Kiefer. I like to just randomly yell his name which would be fitting with a dog.

24 not Grey's.... And no Scrubs or Arrested Development *tear* at least it was the Office. Which seemed to make Conan happy.

Amanada and I were stuck on yellow forever when we played Cranium the other night... I can't spell get over it. I just wrote a novel I'm too lazy to spell check.

Considering he was almost 11 lbs when born, he looks really tiny there. He's going to be cute. I'm glad Mariska's hands went back to a normal size. Peter has a creepy smile...maybe it's the beard. There's still something oddly hot about him. Loving Mariska's hair.

I have a strange love of the Emmys, it's my favourite of all award shows... well maybe tied with the Globes.

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Mariska finally had her baby! He was almost 11 pounds, so I'm hoping he's a cute little chub. But August? I'm not sure on that one, it seems like a girl's name to me.

I just bought this shirt: http://joyfulheartfoundation.org/ If I have to pay an $80 UPS fee I 'll freak my freak.


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It seems I'm not the only one with a girl crush on Marish.

I started reading A Million Little Pieces. It's a weird book, well weird format. I highly doubt every autobiography out there is 100% truthful, and think the whole thing was blown up a bit.

But one thing he says is people with addictive personalities just keep feeding their addictions. That when people join AA they are just replacing booze with meetings and affirmations. Will I think that is a little extreme, I can totally see his point of replacing one addiction with another.

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I think that Natalie Portman and Mariska should be in a movie together and play relatives.

And then Natalie and I can have our joint birthday party with Johnny Depp and Michael J Fox. Where of course she'll invite her dear friends Hayden and Mariska.

Speaking of birthdays, I'll be 25 in about 6 weeks. For the first time I feel weird about my birthday. 25... that just seems so adult. I really thought I would be doing more with my life by this age. I think 26 will be the hardest, 25 seems like the last socialable acceptable age to be a young moron, after that it seems sad. I don't know maybe when I'm 55 I'll think differently. It's hard to feel "old" when people think you're 18 though.

I used to really hate Natalie Portman, but ever since I saw Garden State I really liked her. I'm not sure why I ever hated her in the first place, I always liked a lot of the movies she was in.

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Last summer Jennifer Gardner was hands down the cutest pregnant celebrity. This year the honour would go to Gwen Stefani (except for her outfit at the Grammys when she looked like a cavewoman).

However, Gwen is pregnant at the same time as Marish...

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I make a lot of lists when I'm bored. It must be my inner John Cusack. I also like to hold my boombox over my head and blare In Your Eyes. So heres some lists I was making on my bus ride home form Hamilton...

Top Three concerts:

1) Treble Charger in Bala at the Kee De Bala. It's a give in that a tc show would be my favourite, you don't go see a band over 30 times if they suck. This was a great show, Four Square opened, and after the show we talked to the band like we were their friends, not just crazy groupies that followed them around. It was also the show I got my bright orange coat from Rosie. "I bet Rosie's your favourite now, of course he was always your favourite." "Um, no, ah, I just like coats."
"A cat?" "No, a cow MOO!"

2)Greenday in Buffalo at the HSBC. The Toronto show was great and the first one I went to, but this was the best because Kim and I went together and actually sat together. Plus, Alyssa was there too. There is a lot of pressure on a band when you've been trying to see them for 10 years, and Greenday was amazing.

3) Smashing Pumpkins in Buffalo at the Odd. I cried because I was in the same room as Billy Corgan. This was the first indoor concert I ever went to.

Top Three actress:

1)Meryl Streep
2)Mariska Hargitay
3)Kate Winslet

Top Three songs:
1)Eleanor Rigby- The Beatles
2)Harvest Moon- Neil Young
3)Red- treble charger

I'm not going to the hospital today. I think I'll spend the day with my boyfriend Nick.

http://www.nicholasgonzalez.com/assets/images/Nickwhtt.jpg

And the evening with Marish because there are two SVUs on tonight in Canada.

Or maybe I should try to get real friends. :)

Because I wear this necklace everyday (http://www.meandrojewelry.com/images/product/joyful_heart/P20135S_d.jpg) people often ask what it says. I usually say fearlessness, smile and try to change the subject. I don't like to dwell on the expensive proof of my celebrity obsession hanging around my neck. Nor do I want to go into the stupid story with people I hardly know about why I wear this necklace everyday.

As I've mentioned I have a crush on Mariska Hargitay. I think she's the most beautiful person, and the only woman I would become a lesbian for. So, she has this wonderful charity joyfulheartfoundation.org that helps rape victims and I thought it was really neat so I bought the necklace (Olivia wears it too) for myself for my birthday. Well, it's $113usd, but the money goes to charity so I was okay with it, plus I thought that included shipping. Well, Mr UPS comes up to me with a nice little box and tells me I owe him $85 (shipping/duty/a getting over the border fee). So once you add everything up and figure in the exchange this tiny necklace cost me over $200cdn, hence why I wear it everyday.

Marish was on Leno Tonight. I missed it, but I saw the end and she was wearing a great dress and super hot shoes. Hopefully I'll catch the rerun tomorrow.

Okay, I get the hint. My The Dance dvd is as close to seeing Stevie Nicks in concert as I'm going to get. Clearly, someone something in the universe does not want we to see her live and in person.

So this morning, I wake up early to get Stevie Nicks/Don Henley tickets. Well first off I thought they went on sale at 10am, since that's the norm for ticket sales. Well, no they went on sale at 12pm, so I could have slept in. Of course I could have slept all freakn' day because the show was cancelled!!! Fuckaduck. I mean I'm not asking much, just want to hear a few of my all time favourite songs preformed live. I'll even take seats in the very back row. I just want to go!!!!!! The reason for the cancellation was "scheduling conflict" so I'm hoping/begging/hell I'll even pray that they reschedule and I can go.



I've suddenly become obsessed with Bono. I'm not really sure where this came from. I've never been a huge U2 fan, basically just the singles. But I can't get enough lately.


I've been watching it for years, but Law and Order:SVU has joined the Gilmore Girls in the un-healthy obsession realm. I'm not really sure what it says about me that I'm obsessed with a show about sex crimes. But I can't get enough. I'm going to buy the first and maybe fifth season dvd on Monday. I don't understand why they skipped 2, 3, and 4 but whatever.

And Mariska Hargity is my new non-sexual crush. I love her. I want to be her best friend. She has the charity called the Joyful Heart Foundation, which sounds really cool about dolphin therapy for victims of sexual assaults. The foundation is selling a really funky necklace, but it's $100usd which is a little hefty since I'm broke right now, and I really need to stop putting things on my credit card. (Except Stevie Nicks tickets of course)