Real life is getting more like fiction each day

HBD

2008-01-24T05:38:53Z

Happy 44th! One day we'll be friends.

Why is this a big deal?

2008-01-09T15:08:03Z

Yes, she is crying... a little bit. It's not like she's sobbing and had to leave the room because she couldn't pull her shit together. But it was fake and she did it to get votes, which worked because she won New Hampshire. But it's a sign of weakness and shows a woman is too weak to run the country.

I don't think it was fake. I think she's very tired and let out the secret that's she a real person. She wants to be President and Obama may stop her from it. Why is it okay to not be able to speak publicly without tripping over every other word, but horrible to get a little chocked up. Stupidity is better than emotion?

Not that I get a vote...

2008-01-07T20:45:02Z

82% Barack Obama
78% John Edwards
78% Hillary Clinton
78% Bill Richardson
76% Chris Dodd
76% Joe Biden
75% Dennis Kucinich
72% Mike Gravel
42% Rudy Giuliani
39% John McCain
32% Mitt Romney
28% Mike Huckabee
21% Ron Paul
20% Tom Tancredo
19% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

'Cause I Know You Care

2007-11-04T05:50:20Z

My ring tone is the Law and Order theme

2007-07-19T15:54:51Z

So this morning I'm at that lovely stage of waking up on your own, rested, warm, comfy still very out of it... when my phone rings, and there is a knocking sound up stairs. And I immediately wake up because I think I'm being arrested.

Because of course cops play the L&O theme 24/7, I am a moron when half asleep and I need coffee.

Emmy Noms!

2007-07-19T15:48:29Z

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal - I didn't know people still watched it
Grey's Anatomy - um... yay.
Heroes - never seen it
House - never seen it
The Sopranos - clearly the winner

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage - k
The Office - yep
30 Rock - of course
Two and a Half Men - ??!?WTF1?!?!!?
Ugly Betty - winner?

Um... 2 1/2 men? Did they see the MUSICAL SCRUBS?? There was a song about POOP!!!

Outstanding Lead Actor on a Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal - Whatev
Hugh Laurie, House - Hotness
Denis Leary, Rescue Me - Funny Man
James Gandolfini, The Sopranos - Winner
Kiefer Sutherland, 24 - Kiefer!

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais, Extras - Funniest Man Alive?
Tony Shaloub, Monk - meh.. I'm sick of him winning
Steve Carell, The Office - Funny
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - Funny
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men - not Funny

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field, Brothers and Sisters - Yay
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer - meh
Mariska Hargitay, Lay & Order: SVU - <3
Patricia Arquette, Medium - figures
Minnie Driver, The Riches - um... I got nothing
Edie Falco, The Sopranos - shocking!

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman, Desperate Houswives - of course
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine - k
Tina Fey, 30 Rock - <3 My hero
America Ferrara, Ugly Betty - Yay
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds - get back together with Denny!

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon, Entourage - check
Jeremy Piven, Entourage - check
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother - DOOGIE!
Rainn Wilson, The Office - check check
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men - Wha?

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Leagal - Shatner
TR Knight, Grey's Anatomy - I feel like a proud mama
Masi Oka, Heroes - never seen it
Michael Emerson, Lost - check
Terry O'Quinn, Lost - check
Michael Imporioli, The Sopranos - meow

Oustanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly, My Name is Earl - she's bit of a douche
Jenna Fischer, The Office - check
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men - meh
Conchata Ferrell, Two and a Half Men - meh
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty - YES! YES! YES!
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds - check

</b>Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series</b>
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers and Sisters - k
Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy - luv
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy - WINNER! And the cutest person ever.. again makes mama proud
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy - blah
Aida Turturro, The Sopranos - um... I don't know who she is...
Lorraine Bracco, The Sopranos - OK

Guest Actress:
30 Rock •
Elaine Stritch, Elaine Stritch as Colleen Donaghy

I want her to win, just so she can make some effed up long speech again!!

Saturday Night Live • Host: Justin Timberlake - Song title: Dick In A Box
Katreese Barnes, Music By
Andy Samberg, Lyrics By
Akiva Schaffer, Lyrics By
Jorma Taccone, Music & Lyrics By
Asa Taccone, Music By
Justin Timberlake, Music & Lyrics By

What's funnier that Dick in a Box got a nom or that so many people wrote it?

Scrubs • My Musical: Song Title: ÒEveryting Comes Down to PooÓ • NBC • ABC Studios
Debra Fordham, Lyrics by
Robert Lopez, Lyrics by, Music by
Jeff Marx, Lyrics by, Music by
Scrubs • My Musical - Song Title: ÒGuy LoveÓ • NBC • ABC Studios
Paul F, Lyrics by, Music by
Debra Fordham, Lyrics by

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that it DIAB and a song about POO got Emmy noms!

Outstanding Individual Performance In A Variety Or Music Program
79th Annual Academy Awards • ABC • Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
Ellen Degeneres, Host
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS • Worldwide Pants, Inc.
David Letterman, Host
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Central Productions with Busboy Productions and Sparina Productions
Stephen Colbert, Host
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central • Central Productions LLC and Hello Doggie, Inc.
Jon Stewart, Host
Tony Bennett: An American Classic • NBC • RPM TV Productions, Inc.
Tony Bennett, Performer

Clearly Tony Bennett needs to win, because Barry Manilow won last year... plus I'm madly in love with the other four and could never choose between them.

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
Late Night With Conan O'Brien • NBC •
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS •
Real Time With Bill Maher • HBO •
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central •
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central •

Honestly, I wouldn't be able to complain is any one of them won. I hope Coney wins though.

So to recap... two and a half men got a bunch of noms and Scrubs did not
Boston Legal... a show I have never heard anyone ever say they watched got a bunch od noms and Kyle Chandler and Friday Night Lights got NOTHING!!!

1234

2007-04-14T18:43:35Z

I think it's common knowledge that anyone who has ever been in Broken Social Scene at any point in their life can do no wrong. Have you heard Calendar Girl by the Stars???? (If you haven't go buy Set Yourself on Fire ASAP)

Any person who has danced around their bedroom to Mushaboom loves Miss Leslie Feist. And now she has a new video which will give you yet another reason to worship the ground Feist walks on

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/005090.html#comments

I found this link on quite a few American websites and was faced with the same feelings I often am when one of my Canadian bands start to get big in the States. I'm happy for them, but at the same time sad, I don't like to share.

It's just a second hand emotion

2007-04-05T21:04:35Z

Anyone who has seen What's Love Got to With It? knows that Tina Turner did not have an easy life. Ike was not a nice man. It doesn't help this is what she looked like in th 80s:

Sure, she had her famous legs, but she was attacked with 80s hair, clothes, and lip stick. And these were her prime years, the time she should logically be looking her best, she was moving towards the "looking good for her age" period of her life.

But then she released her wildest Dreams cd, and Oprah started making people's Wildest Dreams come true. And I cried when she did. And Oprah wore that stupid wig and danced with Tina when she went on tour. And Tina Turner was 60 years 6-0, and she looked like this:

I'm 25 and would kill to look like that. And if I did, I too would go out in my slip. Hell, I would probably walk around nekid.

And now at 68, she's still hotter than me.

Maybe it's her house. I saw it on Oprah, her back yard starts off as a pool and went right into the ocean in Italy.

Happy Birthday Jr.!

2007-04-04T15:40:33Z

Today Robert Downey Jr turns 42. I adore him. Remember when he was on Ally Mcbeal and he sang River? I think I might actually like that version better than Joni Mitchell's... which seems impossible, but it's true. He's actually a really good singer. I have his cd.

If you've never seen Wonder Boys you should go rent it. Michael Douglas, Robert Downey Jr, Frances McDormand, Tobey Maguire, Katie Holmes. And it was directed by Curtis Hanson, from 8 Mile, L.A Confidential, River Wild, In Her Shoes fame.

He looks hot in this picture.

littlebitoflovelittlebitoflovelittlebitoflove

2007-04-04T06:43:10Z

I love Mika.
His music makes me insanely happy.

That is all.

Latest addiction...

2007-04-01T07:01:07Z

Reading the Ask Ro part of Rosie O'Donnell's website.

Oh Rosie. I loved her old show, but then she was on everything and I started to hate her. That's a normal thing for me and people who become really really famous. The over exosed annoy me. This was also around the time people used to say (on a regular basis) that I reminded them of Rosie. At the time I hated that, but I soon realized where they were coming from.

I'm loud. I love show tunes. I love hodge podge. I drew the line at lovin Tom Cruise though. Sure Top Gun, Jerry McGuire, Risky Business, I want the truth... you can't go wrong. But I haven't liked him since he divorced Nicole Kidman. And of course after I saw Vanilla Sky and left angry at him, angry I wasted tw hours of my life watching that horrible piece of shit. I have never gotten over that.

Anyway, Rosie is on the View and I love it. I hope she comes back next season and doesn't get her own show. I don't think it will be the same without someone like Elisabeth to go back and forth with.

What ever happened to John McD?

April

2007-04-01T06:51:51Z

It's April 1st.

April Fool's Day. The best prank ever was when I was in high school. It was the year the teachers had been on strick for two weeks, so we of course were out of class for two weeks. Mr. Fell, aka the world's best principal, came on after the morning announcements and explained because we missed two weeks we had to make it up, which meant two extra weeks of school and that exams would go into July. We lost it. We weren't the ones who went on strick, how could they make us stay longer. Etc Etc etc. Mr Fell just laughed and told us to look at what day it was.

April 1st is also April's birthday on For Better Or For Worse. She's 16. The other day a boy brought a bottle of wine over and they were kissing in a bed! It's very weird when a comic strip makes you feel old. I mean I remember when she was born! There was a snow storm, it was a home birth. I heart FBOFW.

PUMPKINS!!!!!!!

2007-04-01T06:44:52Z

I'm going to see the "Smashing Pumpkins" on September 9th!!! The Smashing Pumpkins have been my favourite band since I was in grade 7 which was 13 years ago. I still love them, I still get just as happy when I hear the start of "Today"... I don't think I've loved anything else for thirteen years...

With all this excitement, I can over look te fact that my grade two teacher was right all along... I don't know how to read.

When I bought the tickets I thought, I really really thought I was buying a Day Two pass, which just so happens to be the day the Pumpkins and the Killers are playing. which I blame for my confusion. If they were playing Day 1, I would have read it right, I would have read it was Two Day pass. If they were playing day 1, I wouldn't have spent $145 per ticket. I also wouldn't be stuck with Bjork tickets.

Oscars and Ellen!!

2007-02-26T05:19:47Z

Okay, so she's not everyone's cup of tea, but I love Ellen and I'm glad she's hosting. Hosting the Oscar's has to be one of the most stressful non important jobs ever. At least 50% of the people watching are going to think you sucked... that's 40 million people hating you.

Opening: Um... what the hell happened? This is boring. Hate the shiny white shoes, but I like her red suit... although it looks a little Christmas-y. What is she doing with the tambourine? Ellen this is why people don't like you... I excepted so much more, what I'm not sure. But more.

I wonder if Nicole Kidman misses moving her face.

Omg those dancers that turned into a big Oscar?? I totally thought it had something to do with the Cosby Show! Dear Lord. Why would that be at the Oscars? I have no idea, but that's where I went.

Aw, Will is a sad clown. Wow... the Will/Jack/John C musical number was great. sadly it's been the funniest part of the show. And I agree Helen Mirren is hot.

Shit, Meryl better hand out an award... I didn't get to see the red carpet... so I need to see what the fuck she's wearing. It looks asian.

Dame Judi is getting her "eyes" done. Ha!

Abigail Breslin and Jaden Smith... I don't like children, but I think my uterus just ached a little. I could eat Jaden with a spoon. (Which is a weird saying i made up years ago... it's a good thing). Will Smith looks so proud. They are both very posed and mature... I hope they still get to be kids.

Steve and Greg! I like them. And y'all know how much I love sound editing... it's like paint drying, but I can't skip to the end.. what if I happen to miss someone I love hand out an award for 3 minutes?? What then?

Okay so the sound fx thing is kinda cool, but I would so rather see someone I've heard of win an award.

WHAT THE FUCK IS JESSICA BIEL DOING AT THE OSCARS????

FINALLY! An award I give a rats ass about. Marky Mark!! I love that's he's nominated. And I loved him in the Departed. And I loved Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine. Sadly Eddie Murphy is going to win... he annoys me.

OMG! The first spoiler of the evening! Way to go Mr. Arkin. Abigail Breslin brought a teddy bear!! She is a kid. I bet Eddie Murphy is pissed and Scary Spice is laughing it up.

Ellen in the auidence. eek... okay, giving Martin Scoresse a screenplay was funny. I couldn't understand what Mark walberg said though.

I love this Meissa Etheridge song. Her make up is awesome. Ways to fight global warming on a show watched by 8000 million people? Great.

AL!!!!!!!!! I heart you!! And Leo.. but for very different reasons. Al Gore needs to go on the Bill Clinton diet. And I think he wears blush. Leo needs a new hairdo. I love that Leo is peer pressuring Al Gore into running for President. HAHAHA he got played off... I think I should marry Leo, I mean I've loved him since Growing Pains. We could save the world together. And we could have a dog named Gilbert and he could say the dog's name in his Arnie voice. We coud have sex in an old fashion car and steam it up and I could put my hand on the window as he to quote Cosmo "takes me to O Town". And then we could go to New York and join a gang and then go get lost on a beach, and then he could fly a plane to Boston. And we could try to stop global warming. It would be perfect!

Why is Jack Nicholson bald? Is he stoned, because he was just laughing a lot at the Gilligan's Island jokes. Aw, Ellen looked really cute with her shy little awkward laugh/shrug.

Cameron Diaz tries to be funny... and fails. She should go away.

Aw, the guy who made Happy Feet made Babe. And as the guy walked down to get his award they showed a clip of Cars... I guess everyone thought it was just a give in that Pixar would win.

Ben Affleck! I'm so glad he's making a come back and putting the horrible Bennifer years behind him. He was thin and clean and polished then, but his career was going to the shitter. Except Jersy Girl.. why didn't more people like that?

Aw, I wish I was a struggling screenwriter. I've seen about 80% of these movies.

Seriously, Jack Nicholson... why no hair?

Thank god The Departed beat the Clive Owen will watch the last pregnant woman on earth movie.

I like the white suit Ellen. It doesn't make me look at her feet... which is what happens when you wear all cranberry and shiny white shoes.

OKay, so it would seem Meryl is just wearing a lot of necklaces and she's still perfect in practically every way... maybe more so then Mary Poppins. So I ask you.. why is the living dead known as JLo's husband sitting behind her...

And HOLY SHIT, I just looked at the TV and saw the best costume design is being acted out. Please make it stop! I love that Emily Blunt keeps giggling.. she knows it's lame.

WOW... this kinda hurts me... Tom Cruise looks good... and young.

Ellen in the audience... it shocks me that this is funny. If history has taught us anything this should be awkward, but it's really funny.

Is it wrong that I think the dance numbers are neat? They are quick.

Robert Downey Jr. <3. Okay do Namoi Waits announces she're pregnant and for the first time in years shows up at an award show in a dress that doesn't make her look pregnant... Aw Robert Downey Jr just made fun of his drug use. Remember when he was on Ally Mcbeal? And he sang River and I cried? Or when he had to go back to rehab so he left the show, but then later on she had a dream about him and something about a snowman.. I don't totally remember that part, but it too made me cry. Remember Wonder Boys? Loved it.

The name of the foreign films are being cut off... and a lot of them look weird. Italy mskes a lot of movies. CANADA IN DA HAUS! LOL, I could totally work for a Canadian entertainment show now. Because all they do is try to tie back anyrhing that happens anywhere to Canada.

Clive! No tie... brave choice. He doesn't look like he wants to be there.

Wow, the Germany guy just flew out of his seat. Another shocker. I thought for sure Pans Labyrinth would win for sure, and if it didn't Water would.

I want to be Ellen's friend. She's wearing a lot of make up.

George Clooney!! If he would ever like to have sex with me. I would some how find a way to handle that. I will die if Jennifer Hudson doesn't win and abigail does.. or the cute Asian girl from Babel. Jennifer Hudson is already crying.

Shocking she won... and she hugged Beyonce! What a liar... she just said she didn't think she was going to win. Beyonce is crying too. Maybe there is no scandal and they really do like each other... or maybe B is crying because that isn't her. We may never know the truth.

George Clooney has Ken hair tonight. And can someone please explain to me how it ended up on dlisted and perez and such that he had his eyes done? I of course watched the Oprah Oscar thing and he was clearly joking! It hurts me.. am I going to have to start doubting the random gossip I read?

I really want to see Babel.

Ew, a girl I've never heard of is wearing a really ugly dress. She's with some guy I've never heard of. Handing out an award for a bunch of documentary shorts I've never heard of...

Does that mean Al is next?? An Inconvient Truth is so going to win.... too made Al doesn't get the award. Although maybe i shoudn't get ahead of myself I thought for sure Super Size Me would win.

The other day on the View there were seeing how much people could remember about who won Oscars last year and no one could remember anything... and I could remember them all... and I remember Super Size Me lost... is that sad?

Jerry Seinfeld. I try not to, but I find ya funny.

YAY!! AL!!!!!!!!!!! My Hero My Hero (that's just a joke because it beat My Country My Country... get it?) Hehe.. Tipper. Is Leo crying? He really loves the earth.

Clint Eastwood seems neat, I bet it would cool to hang out with. I wonder if he still knows Meryl Streep, if they ever go for coffee or anything and talk about how good Bridges of Madison County is, and how it seems like it should be boring, but is really good... and oddly hot. I would like to think they do. And Paul Newman and Robert Redford are BFFs and Elizbeth Taylor keeps in touch. And Leo and Kate still chat time to time.

MY EARS!! GAG! I fucking hate Celine Dion...

Hugh Jackman cut your hair!!! Why was Penny Cruz so happy the Babel music guy won?

Shit it's 11:0....

Why have I been swearing so much?

Blah.. I hate Kirsten Dunst and she looks like ass. And what's with Toby's hair? Did you know Paul hagis is canadian? you would if you watched ETalk... Yeah Little Miss Sunshine! I heart that movie.

I really thought J-Hud was going to pop out of that dress. It looks much better on her then the brown one she wore to the actual show... she really needs help finding clothes for her body. Meryl seems to be enjoying this.

Why can't they talk about Hairspray?? Because it's a piece of shit and it's going to make me cry because I love it so much and they ruined it?

YAY it's almost over! bring on the people I've heard of!

I can't handle Will Smith having gray hair!

I liked that little thing about American as explained through American films.

Aw she's cute, and got to kiss Marky Mark and Leo. Creepy bald Jack Nicholson cheering Thelma on from the sidelines... how sweet.

FINALLY! I was scared they forgot this part. R.I.P. Umm... sadly a lot of eople have died in the past year.

Meryl didn't hand anything out... boo. Who was she waving too? She looks very free and hippie, and one day I'll find a way to be her friend. Could you imagine Helen Mirren lost to Penny Cruz? HA.

As I say everytime she wins, remember Teaching Mrs Tingle? Her dress is really pretty. Her husband or boyfriend or whatever should shave or not dye his hair. His face hair is white and the top of his head is brown, it's creepy.

Rolling papers?! lol

Reese witherspoon needs to gain about 7 pounds in her face... she doesn't have the right chin to be that thin.

One day you'll win Leo don't worry. But Al Gore won, so really aren't you already a winner? Nice purple jacket Mr O'Toole... you creepy old man. Forrest's wife is pretty, but purple eye shadow with a yellow dress? Aw... he's gonna cry. Again Leo looks like he's gonna cry... Okay he's reading a speech, but it's very deep and touching. So I guess it's okay. I love that he directed Waiting to Exhale. Why? I dunno.

Marty? The crowd seems to think so. It's about fucking time! Oh I totally called the win and standing O... of course I'm sure most people did. He's so little. And has Bert eye brows. And is really in love with Leo... is he crying? Why is baldie hangig out back stage?

HOLY SHIT Diane Keaton is skinnny!!! And high? What is wrong with her.

THE DEPARTED!!!! woot woot

I actually saw a lot of the movies this year... maybe it's because I'm tired, but this was pretty boring.

Ugly Betty 2/4 of the best new TV

2007-02-18T05:19:37Z

Well, what can I say about Ugly Betty that hasn't already been said? Probably nothing. So I will say what I hope for it.

I hope it doesn't buy into it's own hype. It's a fun and campy show and it would be easy to go to Desperate Housewives route and try to out do yourself in the second year but just end up lame. I hope that doesn't happen. Go the Grey's route Betty! Embrace the hype... don't try to beat it.

My biggest hope is for America. I hope she stays just the way she is. The cute girl who squeals when she her show wins an award. I hope she remembers how beautiful everyone says she is now when the pressure starts to loose weight, who she is and pretty much go against the entire point of Ugly Betty.

I love this show, and America totally made me cry when she won a Golden Globe.

Brothers and Sisters 1/4 best new show of the season

2007-02-10T06:34:23Z

Remember when the show first aired and it was horrible? I never thought that I would love it so much. It really fills the Sunday night void in my life that grey's move caused... because it's not like I could go do something productive in that hour..

I love Sally Feild, Norma Rae, Not Without My Daughter, Eye For An Eye, Steel Magnolias and of course Mrs Doubtfire... she's great, even on the uber boring ER she's great. And she's fab as Nora.. and Arvin Sloane is Nora's brother!

Calista Flockhart, I feel like I shouldn't like her, but I do. And I love that Rob Lowe is her new ove interest on the show... but I've got to say a little part of my wishes Robert Downey Jr would join the show. Remember Ally and Larry? They were such a cute couple, but then Robert started doing drugs again and had to go to rehab so Larry had to leave to.

I think my favourite person on the show is Matthew Rhys. Kevin is my favourite brother. And Luke MacFarlane is coming back as Scotty. Which is very exciting because he's cute... well played TR Knight.

What I think I love best about the show is Greg Berlanti is behind the scenes... he's the God that created Everwood. Treat Williams has popped in a few times. Emily VanCamp is joining the cast as the unknown sister. How amazing would it be if Gregory Smith showed up and we got a little Amy/Ephram! I think I would have a heart attack.

I adore this show.

Is it wrong...

2007-02-10T05:57:42Z

that I have Anna Nicole OCD?

Shady as he is I think Trim Spa had more to do with her death than Howard K. Remember when all those people had heart attacks from Fen-Phen? She lost a lot of weight, and if it was realy from the pills not some nipping and tucking... that has to catch up to you.

My birthday list... an on going post

2007-02-10T05:39:11Z

Okay so my birthday isn't intil June, but that's less than 6 months away, and with shipping time and all, I thought I would start my birthday list now. I'll add to it over the next few months, giving you plenty to choose from in the quest for the perfect gift.

1) http://lunaparc.com/anat_and_repro/enema_bag.htm Y'all know how much I love a fancy broch.

2) http://gifts.com/search/product/olive-plate-and-picks-set?ideaID=9588&prodID=99175 I love olives.. but I don't have any place to put em

3) http://www.bodybreak.com/store/c282749p16784119.2.html Really I would just prefer the poster of Hal over the actual stepper.

4) http://www.philosophy.com/web/store/product_10001_10001_-1_57503_24063?cm_mmc=jhf-_-charity-_-n/a-_-joyful%20heart%20gel Why not feed into my obsession?

5) https://www.greenearthstores.com/shopGE.php?dept=GARDEN&subd=44yyBURNER&clas=ZINC%20FIRE%20POTS&nd=1&state=0
Cause, I'm sure these are safe and while you're there I'll take anyone of these... https://www.greenearthstores.com/shopGE.php?dept=8zzHOME%20DECOR&subd=65yyHD%20FIGURINE&clas=HDF%20HUMAN&nd=1&state=0 ,b>Because that's what friendship looks like to me.</b>

6) http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5199005 Okay, I love purses and I once made a brain out of paper mache... http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5226908 It's cute and lame <3. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5226722 Purdy... they don't have an "Amy" bag I checked.

7) Alyssa pointed this out to me, and I love it because it's true. http://www.onehorseshy.com/highbrow/bad_grammar_makes_me_sic?p=onehorseshy.46737913

8) http://www.ellenshop.com/cat/Donkey-and-Elephant/ Doesn't this pretty much scream Amy?

9)I don't have a pool table, but doesn't everyone need a chalk holder: http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=18595648&cid=130439&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=2

When I get my new desk I'll need a place to put my pens:http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=18595656&cid=96675&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=11

Really I just want to little blue Tiffany box: http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=19713997&cid=96688&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=2

10) As you know I love art. http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html I'd play sega with Harrison Ford. And for those of you wondering, yes, this is the law and order artist. http://www.brandonbird.com/shopping.html#valentines <-- SVU valentines. And the infamous Lenny Grabs a Dog. http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_bhunt.html

11) http://mightygirl.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/shirt4.jpg Cuz I do.

12) I might never get out of bed if I had this. http://www.brookstone.com/bs_assets/images/shop/p2/431254_p2.jpg

13) Because I have been known to sniff Play Doh... what like you haven't. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1698&dc=gdc Holy crap I love this website. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1719 Toast anyone? http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1585 I saw this is a magazine a few weeks ago and declared I needed this knife set, and well I still think that's true. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1816

14) Because I thing EVERYONE needs one of these..
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__VR401/source__25162/cm_ven__IAC_GIFTSCOM/cm_cat__feed/cm_ite__VR401

15) Mmm food. http://www.amazingclubs.com/dinner_prod3.cfm?source=giftscom&c1=DINNER&kw=3-month

16)Cause maybe one day I'll fully move into my room and the dresser won't be three feet from my door for me to throw my keys onto. http://www.containerstore.com/browse/Product.jhtml?CATID=77589&PRODID=10015871

17) Because I'm classy.
http://www.fitzsu.com/index.asp?spage=psearch&pid=489717&cat=79858

Flying higher than an eagle...

2007-02-10T05:24:02Z

The couple behind http://www.newmindspace.com are my new heroes. They are my favourite kind of people, the ones you can't tell if they are ill and should be on some sort of meds, or just fun and free spirts or a little of both.

I want to be their friends.

Happy

2007-01-23T16:51:34Z

Happy 43rd Birthday Mariska!

And congrats on Oscar nomination 14 Meryl.If Prada had come out last year or really any year with the Queen you'd totally win.

Seriously, if you say the movie when it first came out and, like me spent the entire time pointing out everything that wasn't like the book (90% of the movie) rent it and just watch Meryl. She's amazing.

And I'm really happy Little Miss Sunshine got nominated. If you haven't seen it yet go rent it tonight... the State of the Union is on tonight and really who care about that?

Golden Globes

2007-01-16T05:34:40Z

So I’m warm, comfy and lap top is in position.. Let the Globes begin. My favourite of the award shows.

George Clooney… what a wonderful way to start the show. Jennifer Hudson? Yep! Good for her. I wanted her to win Idol, but I’m sure she’s glad she was kicked off. Aw, she almost fell up the stairs. Beyonce is crying… does that mean they are really friends or is she upset because she’s not going to win? Her boyfriend looks like Carlton. Oh, she didn’t thank her! Scandal!

Mr JT!!!! Hotness. Best song? Hmmm Seal? Prince! Where is he? As if he didn’t send out the memo he wasn’t coming.. JT waxes his eyebrows.. And badly.

7 minutes in and a commercial.

Jeremy Piven with the Mom again. Jeremy Irons is hot. Ugly shirt, but hot. I think he needs a nap.

Clint Eastwood is wearing all black, except a white bow tie.

Tina Fey is my hero and she looks cute.

Ms Falco? No Kyra Sedgwick. Interesing choice. She seems pretty shocked. She has nice hair. I really loved her in Heart and Souls, that was a great cute/sad movie. I watched The Closer once, it wasn’t bad. It must be cool to be married to Kevin Bacon.

Nancy O’Dell annoys me. And Maria whatever her last name is annoys me more.

Nelly is hosting the Junos. That’s fun. Makes sense 2006 was her year.

Mmmm Hugh Grant.

Naomi Waits always seems to wear dresses that makes her look fat, and she’s not even close.

I want to see Babel, but on DVD. It’ll either be brill or boring.

You know what would be great.. If René Zellweagger could open her eyes.

Aw, Meryl Streep didn’t get the memo she was nominated 13 years ago.

Why is Jessica Biel famous? And where did her ass come from?

IZZIE!!!! She’s Purdy. So Emily Blunt won and that made Tom Hanks happy? Michael Buble was at a different table, that’s sad. They’re a cute couple. I hope they stay low key. Bill Nye the science guy?? Huh?

Patrick Dempsey is dreamy… oh is that where they got it? I heart Hugh Laurie. Keifer! House! He’s a really funny guy, I would like to be his friend. He has a white fluff in his hair. His wife has cute hair.

EW. What the fuck is Hilary Swank doing with a brooch in her hair? Oddly, she looks more girly with short hair,

Cars is cute. “He did what in a can?” Aw, the rapping baby penguin. Monster House.. “so it’s a girl house” Way to go Cars. Is wrong that animated movies were better in 2006 than a lot of the ones with humans? If you have yet to see Over the Hedge go rent it. It’s great.

I’m in love with Meryl Streep. And she just won! Yeah, she has funny speeches. I really want to be her friend, or at least clean her house or something just so I can say I know her. The gave all the clothes from Prada to charity, that’s awesome. I think Meryl and Kate Winslet should be in a movie together because how could that suck? And just throw in some George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Omg, it would be my favourite movie ever.

Cameron Diaz looks like shit. What the fuck is on her shoulder?

Borat!

Oh mini series category aka 5 things I’ve never heard of. Okay, I’ve heard of Prime Suspect, but I’ve never seen any of them. Elizabeth I won for those of you keeping score. So far it’s 1 for a movie about a queen with Helen Mire in it.

Oh I’m torn. Ben Affleck is a comeback role or JACK in The Departed my favourite movie of 2006 or Marky Mark in the Departed. Huh, Eddie Murphy. Think he’ll thank Scary Spice? Nope.

Movie with a queen and Helen Mire in it- 2 awards. Helen won her first Globe for the evening. And I think we all know she’ll win later.

You when you make a pot of coffee and you think you want 4 cups, but you only get around to drinking 3. Will if you put the left over cold coffee and some ice cream and a dash of milk into the magic bullet… Delicious!

Cameron Diaz’s dress is even worse when you see the whole thing at once. She either can read aloud or should be wearing glasses but doesn’t.

Aw, Jake is dreamy.

QMW/HM- 3 (The Queen screenplay)

Vanessa Williams is wearing a lot of ugly fake hair.

Alec Baldwin? Zach Braff? Jason Lee? Steve Carroll?? Alec Baldwin! Good he’ll make a speech and I can listen to his awesome voice. He has a hernia removed. The 30 Rock peeps are wearing blue pins that are puzzle pieces. What’s up with that? I know in the States Grey’s CSI and 30 Rock is all on at the same time, but CSI is boring and you should really check out 30 Rock when Grey’s is a rerun because it’s really funny.

Why is Mary j Bilge crying?

DH blah. Entourage hi-lar-ious. The Office- winner. Ugly Betty- favourite new show of 2006, possible winner. Weeds- Looks great, but I’ve never seen it. Aw America is cute! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone freak out like that at an award show. I hope she wins for actress because that’ll be tres drool.

Reese Witherspoon looks cute. Sharon Stone looks like a slut. The guy from Babel just said a bunch of people I’ve never heard of that I also couldn’t pronounce. Oh.. It’s foreign language… that explains it. I’m gonna go with Volver or Letters from Ima Jima. I love Clint Eastwood. If jack Nicholson had won the three who had been nominated 13 years ago would have won again.

Hey Prince is there. Seems he just showed up late. Always a smooth move when your category is second.

Remember Teaching Mrs Tingle? I saw it the theatre.

Music and Lyrics looks fantastic. Hugh Grant is amazing, I would like to do him. Drew Barrymore is very tan. Ooo original score… who will win? Who will win? Hans Zimmer, cause I’ve heard of him. Nope some French dude for the Painted Veil. Congrats.

Aw America won. She’s so cute. And she has every girl in the place crying. I want to be her friend.

Warren Beatty blah blah blah blah.

I love Dustin Hoffman. He’s so little. Little Miss Sunshine is great, rent it if you have yet to see it.

Eastwood, Eastwood, hot Babel guy, Scorsese… Martin Scorsese! And a greatly deserved standing O. The Departed is the shortest long movie I’ve seen in a long time. It’s fast, funny, full of great actors.

Reese Witherspoon is wearing bright yellow. I don’t remember a time she wore so much colour. Johnny Depp’s not there.. Boo. I’m shocked sasha Coen won. If you have yet to see Borat don’t bother because you won’t like it, but if you’ve already seen if you can agree that it’s brill. Sasha is kinda hot. Best.Award.Speech.Ever.

Jennifer Lopez is annoying but pretty. And married to an ugly dude. He dress is fab. Dreamgirls, sure.

So the power went out and I didn’t get to see best actor/actress or picture. Stupid power… really you’d think by now they would have mastered how to keep the power on in Canada when winter comes. It’s madness outside, there was an ice storm, but it’s not that cold out so it’s all wet ice. Dangerous. Congrats to Helen Mire yet another award for playing the Queen. She y’all at the Oscars.

17 Million people have some splainin' to do!

2007-01-15T00:27:09Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. How do people watch this show? Especially when Studio 60 is on at the same time. Seriously... if you watch CSI: Miami please explain this to me. Do you watch it for comedy or do you consider it high drama?

Survivor 344545696

2007-01-15T00:26:00Z

Survivor Fiji starts on February 8th. I can honestly say i don't really care, although I'm sure I'll still watch it if I'm home. The last one ended just before Christmas... have they always been this close together?

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor14/

There is someone named Mookie and someone named Kenward who goes by Boo. I mean I would understand not liking Kenward, but then you go by Ken. A 34 year old man who has people call him Boo is creepy. Under favourite book/author it says no one, which is code for Not a Big Reader which means he's not a huge To Kill a Mockingbird fan. And his favourite alcoholic drink is strawberry daquari and ceral is fruity pebbles... this guy is scary and totally in the top 5!

Dre also enjoys the Fruity Pebbles and his favourite author is Shel Silverstein. He's only 25 so that's cute a few steps away from creepy. And Gary looks like Frank from Trading Spaces. The required bartender is James, which a very awkward pose for his profile pic. His favourite scent is D&G.. yet his favourite mag is Maxium, hmmmmm. I think Edgardo and Stacy are finally two and Lisi is first one out.

Factory Girl

2007-01-15T00:24:18Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dofdqP8CaU0

It doesn't look as shitty as I've read it is. Which is good because let's face it I'm going to own this movie once it comes out.. My former boyfriend Jimmy Fallon is in it as is my soul mate Hayden Christensen, and because of that I will over look the fact it is staring Sienna Miller.

Jena Malone, Sienna Miller, Mischa Barton... luckily Hayden keeps making movies with girls so revoltingly annoying he would never date them. Although he is making a movie now with Rachel Bilson, but I can get behind that. Especially since the other side of the coin is I have to sit through a movie with Mischa Barton. Blah. And really I will, I used to watch Higher Ground and I watched Shattered Glass. Huh, Kirsten Dunst is the star of Virgin Suicides... what's next a Winona Ryder movie? Heather Graham? I know Penélope Cruz!

If this happens I will marf

2006-11-24T05:19:50Z

http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/11/lindsay_lohan_to_make_a_movie_about_stevie_nicks.php

Lindsay Lohan as Stevie Nicks and Jared Leto as Lindsey Buckingham?!? Okay, just thinking about that made me throw up a little in my mouth. This can't be made. Of course Piece of my Heart hasn't been made yet, the pile of shit where Renee Zellweger was going to play Janis Joplin.So maybe there is hope.