Real life is getting more like fiction each day

So I'm sitting at work the other day,Monday I guess, and my purse starts buzzing, I get my cell phone and my sister had texted me saying "MJ is innocent!!!!" I was so happy. So I tell everyone in the office, we get into the same conversation we've been having for months about MJ"s mental health.

Not more than two minutes later the phone rings and it's freakn Vanessa calling to tell us about the verdict. LOL. The crazy thing was she was calling to make sure I knew. Huh? Am I known as a Michael Jackson lover or something? Cause that's kinda scary. Of course it could just be because I'm a media whore. Yeah, it's probably that.

So anywoo, I'm glad that Michael Jackson was found not guilty. Say what you will about the guy, but I really don't think he's a child molester. I'm going to take a moment and pretend I'm Dr Phil, but without the accent, and weird Texas sayings.

The weird obsession with Peter Pan, never growing up and all that crap, Michael Jackson has the mind set of a 14 year old boy. He never had a childhood when he was an actual child, he was to busy making money for his father, and helping his brothers get laid by groupies. When he's hanging out with these kids, it's because he can relate to them. He thinks like them.

And of course you have to discuss the nose. When he was little he was told over and over that his nose was so wide and big. So in his mind now it will never be small enough. When he looks in the mirror, it's like someone with anorexia who looks in the mirror and thinks they look fat. It's so sad that he found a doctor who would over look an obvious obsession with plastic surgery just to make money.

My guess is that Michael Jackson will move to Germany or something like that. People in Europe still adore him. And I'm sure he wants to get aware from Tom Sneddon or whatever his name is. I really hope the whole Vegas show is just a rumour, because IMO that would just make him more of a joke.