Real life is getting more like fiction each day

So random...

I went to the chiropractor this morning. I'm in love with him. I think the one thing that could make me want to get married* is if a chiropractor was to ask me to marry him, and than I could have someone to crack my back whenever I wanted.

I bought new glasses today. I didn't really need them, but there was a 50% off sale so why not. Can't turn down a sale. Plus, they are the kind that turn into sunglasses in bright lights. So I'll be able to see clearly all summer, instead of wearing normal sunglasses and not being able to make out people's faces and just waving at strangers like a moron, or wearing my glasses and being blinded by the light (Cut loose like a deuce)

Kim has 3 weeks off from school. I'm so pumped. She's coming home tomorrow. Yay! I love when Berly is in town, it gives me something to do. And a perfect excuse for some drinky drinky. And I think it's time o kick off Mockfest Summer '05. Conan's little chant about going to hell when he dies is our theme song. But at least we'll be together.

Hahaha. My sister was sleeping on the couch and she just woke up and asked where her friend went. I told her she wasn't here, and she asked me what the hell I was talking about, she had been here all night.

This Wednesday David Tom will be back on One Life to Live, and it's a new Gilmore Girls!!

I think my love of SVU is equally the unhealthy level, up there with OL, Gilmore Girls, SNL and Dave.

Can someone explain to me why Penelope Cruz is famous? She's not that pretty, she can't act, she has too thick an accent to be in main stream English movies. And yet all these hot actors seem to fall in love with after making a movie with her.

I can't wait for the new season on Nip/Tuck. I need to know who the Craver is.

I think I'm in love with Bono.

It's suppose to be almost 75 tomorrow!!!! But than it's suppose to rain on Wednesday and go back to normal temps.

I totally forgot to watch Jon Stewart today on Oprah. Kim and I decided we're going to try and get tickets to a taping of Oprah for our next birthday.

William Shatner.... What can I say he's the Shat.

*not counting if any of my numerous celeb crushes somehow meet me and fall in love with me. Or if I need a green card.