Real life is getting more like fiction each day

I knew I was going out with Kim today, and I had to be ready to go for 1pm, so what do I do? Stay up to 5am reading the night before. After following her into the fifth store I was very tempted to just lay down on the tank top display and take a nap. Thank god for coffee.

We went and saw Amityville Horror. Holy Hell! That movie scared the shit out of me. I remember watching part of the original, but I didn't see the whole thing. I was expecting the movie to be pretty lame and maybe make me jump once or twice. Well at one point I fuckn' jumped, screamed, kicked the seat in front of me, and sunk down in my seat like a loser. I never scream at movies, it's always Kim, and me laughing at her.

I was trying to find out if the house was torn down or not, and it seems a lot of people don't believe any of this really happened. I of course didn't really think it happened like in the movie, but I thought something messed up happened in the house. But it seems even the first story of the voices telling that dude to kill his family were made up, and the guy was really on acid, and just made that story up.

Alanis is one lucky girl, because Ryan Reynolds is fucking hot. He was cute and goofy in the pizza place show and Van Wilder, but now he's buff. Too bad he had an ugly beard the whole movie. Not that it would have mattered since I was hiding half the movie anyway.