Real life is getting more like fiction each day

Okay so my birthday isn't intil June, but that's less than 6 months away, and with shipping time and all, I thought I would start my birthday list now. I'll add to it over the next few months, giving you plenty to choose from in the quest for the perfect gift.

1) http://lunaparc.com/anat_and_repro/enema_bag.htm Y'all know how much I love a fancy broch.

2) http://gifts.com/search/product/olive-plate-and-picks-set?ideaID=9588&prodID=99175 I love olives.. but I don't have any place to put em

3) http://www.bodybreak.com/store/c282749p16784119.2.html Really I would just prefer the poster of Hal over the actual stepper.

4) http://www.philosophy.com/web/store/product_10001_10001_-1_57503_24063?cm_mmc=jhf-_-charity-_-n/a-_-joyful%20heart%20gel Why not feed into my obsession?

5) https://www.greenearthstores.com/shopGE.php?dept=GARDEN&subd=44yyBURNER&clas=ZINC%20FIRE%20POTS&nd=1&state=0
Cause, I'm sure these are safe and while you're there I'll take anyone of these... https://www.greenearthstores.com/shopGE.php?dept=8zzHOME%20DECOR&subd=65yyHD%20FIGURINE&clas=HDF%20HUMAN&nd=1&state=0 ,b>Because that's what friendship looks like to me.</b>

6) http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5199005 Okay, I love purses and I once made a brain out of paper mache... http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5226908 It's cute and lame <3. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5226722 Purdy... they don't have an "Amy" bag I checked.

7) Alyssa pointed this out to me, and I love it because it's true. http://www.onehorseshy.com/highbrow/bad_grammar_makes_me_sic?p=onehorseshy.46737913

8) http://www.ellenshop.com/cat/Donkey-and-Elephant/ Doesn't this pretty much scream Amy?

9)I don't have a pool table, but doesn't everyone need a chalk holder: http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=18595648&cid=130439&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=2

When I get my new desk I'll need a place to put my pens:http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=18595656&cid=96675&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=11

Really I just want to little blue Tiffany box: http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?sku=19713997&cid=96688&mcat=148207&menu=4&page=2

10) As you know I love art. http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html I'd play sega with Harrison Ford. And for those of you wondering, yes, this is the law and order artist. http://www.brandonbird.com/shopping.html#valentines <-- SVU valentines. And the infamous Lenny Grabs a Dog. http://www.brandonbird.com/lno_bhunt.html

11) http://mightygirl.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/shirt4.jpg Cuz I do.

12) I might never get out of bed if I had this. http://www.brookstone.com/bs_assets/images/shop/p2/431254_p2.jpg

13) Because I have been known to sniff Play Doh... what like you haven't. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1698&dc=gdc Holy crap I love this website. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1719 Toast anyone? http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1585 I saw this is a magazine a few weeks ago and declared I needed this knife set, and well I still think that's true. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1816

14) Because I thing EVERYONE needs one of these..
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__VR401/source__25162/cm_ven__IAC_GIFTSCOM/cm_cat__feed/cm_ite__VR401

15) Mmm food. http://www.amazingclubs.com/dinner_prod3.cfm?source=giftscom&c1=DINNER&kw=3-month

16)Cause maybe one day I'll fully move into my room and the dresser won't be three feet from my door for me to throw my keys onto. http://www.containerstore.com/browse/Product.jhtml?CATID=77589&PRODID=10015871

17) Because I'm classy.
http://www.fitzsu.com/index.asp?spage=psearch&pid=489717&cat=79858