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Golden Globes

So I’m warm, comfy and lap top is in position.. Let the Globes begin. My favourite of the award shows.

George Clooney… what a wonderful way to start the show. Jennifer Hudson? Yep! Good for her. I wanted her to win Idol, but I’m sure she’s glad she was kicked off. Aw, she almost fell up the stairs. Beyonce is crying… does that mean they are really friends or is she upset because she’s not going to win? Her boyfriend looks like Carlton. Oh, she didn’t thank her! Scandal!

Mr JT!!!! Hotness. Best song? Hmmm Seal? Prince! Where is he? As if he didn’t send out the memo he wasn’t coming.. JT waxes his eyebrows.. And badly.

7 minutes in and a commercial.

Jeremy Piven with the Mom again. Jeremy Irons is hot. Ugly shirt, but hot. I think he needs a nap.

Clint Eastwood is wearing all black, except a white bow tie.

Tina Fey is my hero and she looks cute.

Ms Falco? No Kyra Sedgwick. Interesing choice. She seems pretty shocked. She has nice hair. I really loved her in Heart and Souls, that was a great cute/sad movie. I watched The Closer once, it wasn’t bad. It must be cool to be married to Kevin Bacon.

Nancy O’Dell annoys me. And Maria whatever her last name is annoys me more.

Nelly is hosting the Junos. That’s fun. Makes sense 2006 was her year.

Mmmm Hugh Grant.

Naomi Waits always seems to wear dresses that makes her look fat, and she’s not even close.

I want to see Babel, but on DVD. It’ll either be brill or boring.

You know what would be great.. If René Zellweagger could open her eyes.

Aw, Meryl Streep didn’t get the memo she was nominated 13 years ago.

Why is Jessica Biel famous? And where did her ass come from?

IZZIE!!!! She’s Purdy. So Emily Blunt won and that made Tom Hanks happy? Michael Buble was at a different table, that’s sad. They’re a cute couple. I hope they stay low key. Bill Nye the science guy?? Huh?

Patrick Dempsey is dreamy… oh is that where they got it? I heart Hugh Laurie. Keifer! House! He’s a really funny guy, I would like to be his friend. He has a white fluff in his hair. His wife has cute hair.

EW. What the fuck is Hilary Swank doing with a brooch in her hair? Oddly, she looks more girly with short hair,

Cars is cute. “He did what in a can?” Aw, the rapping baby penguin. Monster House.. “so it’s a girl house” Way to go Cars. Is wrong that animated movies were better in 2006 than a lot of the ones with humans? If you have yet to see Over the Hedge go rent it. It’s great.

I’m in love with Meryl Streep. And she just won! Yeah, she has funny speeches. I really want to be her friend, or at least clean her house or something just so I can say I know her. The gave all the clothes from Prada to charity, that’s awesome. I think Meryl and Kate Winslet should be in a movie together because how could that suck? And just throw in some George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Omg, it would be my favourite movie ever.

Cameron Diaz looks like shit. What the fuck is on her shoulder?

Borat!

Oh mini series category aka 5 things I’ve never heard of. Okay, I’ve heard of Prime Suspect, but I’ve never seen any of them. Elizabeth I won for those of you keeping score. So far it’s 1 for a movie about a queen with Helen Mire in it.

Oh I’m torn. Ben Affleck is a comeback role or JACK in The Departed my favourite movie of 2006 or Marky Mark in the Departed. Huh, Eddie Murphy. Think he’ll thank Scary Spice? Nope.

Movie with a queen and Helen Mire in it- 2 awards. Helen won her first Globe for the evening. And I think we all know she’ll win later.

You when you make a pot of coffee and you think you want 4 cups, but you only get around to drinking 3. Will if you put the left over cold coffee and some ice cream and a dash of milk into the magic bullet… Delicious!

Cameron Diaz’s dress is even worse when you see the whole thing at once. She either can read aloud or should be wearing glasses but doesn’t.

Aw, Jake is dreamy.

QMW/HM- 3 (The Queen screenplay)

Vanessa Williams is wearing a lot of ugly fake hair.

Alec Baldwin? Zach Braff? Jason Lee? Steve Carroll?? Alec Baldwin! Good he’ll make a speech and I can listen to his awesome voice. He has a hernia removed. The 30 Rock peeps are wearing blue pins that are puzzle pieces. What’s up with that? I know in the States Grey’s CSI and 30 Rock is all on at the same time, but CSI is boring and you should really check out 30 Rock when Grey’s is a rerun because it’s really funny.

Why is Mary j Bilge crying?

DH blah. Entourage hi-lar-ious. The Office- winner. Ugly Betty- favourite new show of 2006, possible winner. Weeds- Looks great, but I’ve never seen it. Aw America is cute! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone freak out like that at an award show. I hope she wins for actress because that’ll be tres drool.

Reese Witherspoon looks cute. Sharon Stone looks like a slut. The guy from Babel just said a bunch of people I’ve never heard of that I also couldn’t pronounce. Oh.. It’s foreign language… that explains it. I’m gonna go with Volver or Letters from Ima Jima. I love Clint Eastwood. If jack Nicholson had won the three who had been nominated 13 years ago would have won again.

Hey Prince is there. Seems he just showed up late. Always a smooth move when your category is second.

Remember Teaching Mrs Tingle? I saw it the theatre.

Music and Lyrics looks fantastic. Hugh Grant is amazing, I would like to do him. Drew Barrymore is very tan. Ooo original score… who will win? Who will win? Hans Zimmer, cause I’ve heard of him. Nope some French dude for the Painted Veil. Congrats.

Aw America won. She’s so cute. And she has every girl in the place crying. I want to be her friend.

Warren Beatty blah blah blah blah.

I love Dustin Hoffman. He’s so little. Little Miss Sunshine is great, rent it if you have yet to see it.

Eastwood, Eastwood, hot Babel guy, Scorsese… Martin Scorsese! And a greatly deserved standing O. The Departed is the shortest long movie I’ve seen in a long time. It’s fast, funny, full of great actors.

Reese Witherspoon is wearing bright yellow. I don’t remember a time she wore so much colour. Johnny Depp’s not there.. Boo. I’m shocked sasha Coen won. If you have yet to see Borat don’t bother because you won’t like it, but if you’ve already seen if you can agree that it’s brill. Sasha is kinda hot. Best.Award.Speech.Ever.

Jennifer Lopez is annoying but pretty. And married to an ugly dude. He dress is fab. Dreamgirls, sure.

So the power went out and I didn’t get to see best actor/actress or picture. Stupid power… really you’d think by now they would have mastered how to keep the power on in Canada when winter comes. It’s madness outside, there was an ice storm, but it’s not that cold out so it’s all wet ice. Dangerous. Congrats to Helen Mire yet another award for playing the Queen. She y’all at the Oscars.

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