Real life is getting more like fiction each day

Aw it's that time of year, humdity tries to over power the bottle of hair gel in my hair, bugs bite me and make me swell up, flip flops, chip wagons and trashy summer TV.



America's Got Talent

This show has Regis AND Hasselhoff... do I need to say more??

People have a lot of fucked up talents. Like this guy who can balance a lawnmower on his chin while people throw lettece at him. And then there is the little girl who yodels or the kid who plays the electric harmonica, they're great.

It's like American Idol, meets So You Think You Can Dance, meets Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks meets The Gong Show.

Speaking of So You Think You Dance

I'm a little ashamed of how much I love this show. I didn't watch the first season, but Alyssa started watching it and I got hooked.

My top five:
Ivan. He's so cute. And HOLY CRAP when he and Allison danced to Why by Anne Lennox... I wasn't brought to tears, but WOW!

Donyelle Loves her. Girl danced with a broken toe.

Natalie She's cute and spazzy and a great dancer.

Travis Fun Hair.

Really I love more than I hate.... and am ashamed.

And of course Big Brother All Stars Bye bye Allison.