God Put Down Your Gun, We're Already Dead

i;

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:39:20 GMT

Damn near killed a mexican today.
Taco bitch.

i wish;

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:40:02 GMT

I could just not give a fuck.
But that doesn't seem very plausible.

Sat, 09 May 2009 22:52:14 GMT

Both of the megans are officially mommies.
(Way braver than I am).
And ryan is a daddy!
(So excited).
The only poop part is I'm stuck at work, but oh tmrw is another day!

hmmm;

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:09:49 GMT

And I just can't seem to
figure out where home is exactly.

in a moment of clearity;

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:12:54 GMT

I realized that for the better part of a decade, I've been fucked up off of some sort of substance.
And I think I'm finally done.
But what a night to go out on.

Natural born killers.
<3.

drive safely;

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:04:27 GMT

my grandma bought a birthday cake for jesus.
i never knew how weird it was until Austin conquest
said the words out loud.

for the record;

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:15:17 GMT

he's getting me a christmas tree.
a real one.
and the bathrooms clean.
really clean.
and everything is pretty much
as good as it could be right now.
even though i'm broke and tired and cold.
it's going to be a good christmas.

i know why the caged bird sings;

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:42:14 GMT

Date night with loverface lessner.
Yard raking with grampypants.
Visits at work from pantsy poo.
Tough questions to which the answers don't matter.
Tough answers to which have no questions.
No worries that matter.
Understanding what best friends means, and now I do.
All is well, and if it's not, I'm going to ignore the bad anyhow.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:20:13 GMT

I'm scared fucking shitless.

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:58:51 GMT

I'm so over all of it.
Time to get under something else.
Errr, that's not how it was supposed to sound.
Oh well.

some assisstance;

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:09:00 GMT

i have an 8-10 page paper on Locke vs. Hobbes due in my philosophy class due next wedensday.
while i know the major differences between the 2 arguements, it's not enough for me to write 8 pages about without sounding redundant.
and since i know that all of my friends are pretty much some of the smartest people around these parts, i thought i would use the internet to an advantage other than google and wikeopedia.
any thoughts, tidbits or ideas would be greatly appriciated.
oh and i love you all.

is

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:52:01 GMT

this all just punishment?

someone sent me flowers;

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:22:56 GMT

tonight it's going down.
(or at least it's going ).
sarah and i are ready to take over the world.
(in cute lil dressies).
i might be going to pick up some fishies for the ryan.
(emporium).
blam.
(im sofa king gay).
((as andy would say)).

b-b-b-b-bennny;

Thu, 08 May 2008 00:17:41 GMT

some kid my sister knows is convinced he saw me on tv.
when he told my sister this she asked if it was COPS that he was watching.
hahahahaha, my sister knows whats up.

birkenstocks;

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:12:18 GMT

sarah: "aren't you kinda disgusted that you spent 120$ on a pair of shoes?
me: "not at all, i'm so excited."
sarah: "you have a problem".
me: "yeah, i know".

oh well, i love them.

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:32:07 GMT

i am thankful for the following:
1.) Brennen and his family.
2.)My family
3.)Finally getting my shit together.
4.)Friends that i can trust.
5.)School & everything i'm learning.
6.)life in general.
dueces.

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 16:40:45 GMT

A half gallon of Jack makes it all seem like highschool again.

i think it might be ok?
Probably not, but it was worth it anyways.

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:07:42 GMT

i really am such a biiitch.

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:58:31 GMT

Sometimes i wish that i would meet someone who's crazy wear's them.
or that i could tell brennan all of the crazy things i think sometimes.
or that i knew someone else who thinks

nevermind, i can't even explain.

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:44:06 GMT

from this moment on, i hereby, give up sleep.
i have too many things to try & fit in a day.
8 hours is being wasted.
so ready....steady....BLOW.

Don't say a word. then, you won't have to lie & i won't have to hear the truth:

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:50:23 GMT

Alright, so basically, here it is.
college.
check.
job.
check.
house.
check.
good friends.
check.
love of my life.
check.
the truth is, i'm a lot happier about who i am & the things i do now.
and i've got to admit
being a grown up is the most
horribleawfulgreatawsome
thing that has ever happened.

060806:

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 23:00:19 GMT

as of today i have my own house...well mine & brennans.
come over because i'm all alone during the days a& no ones ever awake when i get home from work.

Summer Lovin';

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 16:30:19 GMT

Hello summer vacation, my name is Amanda Klaus. Let's be best friends until September.

Pool Parties. Smoothies. Hot Dogs. Work. New Phone. Beer.LOTS of coffee converesations. Pirate Costume Parties. Fat Dipping. Boy #1. Boy #2. Boy #3. Yep. I definately love my life.

Pirate Party

Arg! Ima Pirate!

Jamie.

Jamie & Angela.

Mark.

Misty & Katie.

Pool Party.

Smoothies & Hotdogs.

This is what I will be doing alllll summer.

Maria.

Angie.

Ryan.

I nail the door shut to leave you blind;

Tue, 25 May 2004 19:43:00 GMT

So there are some things that I have convinced myself;
01.You are not a hard ass unless you have a tatoo.
02.The more tattoo's the better.
03.Fuck wine, Coffee is the blood of Christ.
04.Or something even more glorified.
05.Cigarettes might be the breath of Christ.
06.Or once again, something even better.
07.Trigonometry is like bloody rectimitous.
08.Painful and annoying(or so I hear lolol Molly)
09.Feelings are vastly over rated.
10.Let's just make out.
11.Seriously.
12.Pot is still wonderful.
13.ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE RAT BASTERDS.
14.I wouldn't have it any other way.
15.I am the mother fucking Klaus.
16.Eat your heart out.

FRIENDS ONLY
Comment. Add me.
I just might add you back.
Maybe.
<3