God Put Down Your Gun, We're Already Dead

i;

2009-06-26T01:39:20Z

Damn near killed a mexican today.
Taco bitch.

i wish;

2009-06-23T16:40:02Z

I could just not give a fuck.
But that doesn't seem very plausible.

_amandajean @ 2009-05-09T22:50:00

2009-05-09T22:52:14Z

Both of the megans are officially mommies.
(Way braver than I am).
And ryan is a daddy!
(So excited).
The only poop part is I'm stuck at work, but oh tmrw is another day!

hmmm;

2009-01-09T15:09:49Z

And I just can't seem to
figure out where home is exactly.

in a moment of clearity;

2009-01-03T23:12:54Z

I realized that for the better part of a decade, I've been fucked up off of some sort of substance.
And I think I'm finally done.
But what a night to go out on.

Natural born killers.
<3.

drive safely;

2008-12-24T19:04:27Z

my grandma bought a birthday cake for jesus.
i never knew how weird it was until Austin conquest
said the words out loud.

for the record;

2008-12-14T16:15:17Z

he's getting me a christmas tree.
a real one.
and the bathrooms clean.
really clean.
and everything is pretty much
as good as it could be right now.
even though i'm broke and tired and cold.
it's going to be a good christmas.

i know why the caged bird sings;

2008-10-22T23:42:14Z

Date night with loverface lessner.
Yard raking with grampypants.
Visits at work from pantsy poo.
Tough questions to which the answers don't matter.
Tough answers to which have no questions.
No worries that matter.
Understanding what best friends means, and now I do.
All is well, and if it's not, I'm going to ignore the bad anyhow.

_amandajean @ 2008-10-16T20:18:00

2008-10-16T20:20:13Z

I'm scared fucking shitless.

_amandajean @ 2008-10-11T22:56:00

2008-10-11T22:58:51Z

I'm so over all of it.
Time to get under something else.
Errr, that's not how it was supposed to sound.
Oh well.

some assisstance;

2008-09-11T17:09:00Z

i have an 8-10 page paper on Locke vs. Hobbes due in my philosophy class due next wedensday.
while i know the major differences between the 2 arguements, it's not enough for me to write 8 pages about without sounding redundant.
and since i know that all of my friends are pretty much some of the smartest people around these parts, i thought i would use the internet to an advantage other than google and wikeopedia.
any thoughts, tidbits or ideas would be greatly appriciated.
oh and i love you all.

is

2008-08-02T20:52:01Z

this all just punishment?

someone sent me flowers;

2008-06-15T00:22:56Z

tonight it's going down.
(or at least it's going ).
sarah and i are ready to take over the world.
(in cute lil dressies).
i might be going to pick up some fishies for the ryan.
(emporium).
blam.
(im sofa king gay).
((as andy would say)).

b-b-b-b-bennny;

2008-05-08T00:17:41Z

some kid my sister knows is convinced he saw me on tv.
when he told my sister this she asked if it was COPS that he was watching.
hahahahaha, my sister knows whats up.

birkenstocks;

2008-04-20T00:12:18Z

sarah: "aren't you kinda disgusted that you spent 120$ on a pair of shoes?
me: "not at all, i'm so excited."
sarah: "you have a problem".
me: "yeah, i know".

oh well, i love them.

_amandajean @ 2007-11-24T19:29:00

2007-11-25T00:32:07Z

i am thankful for the following:
1.) Brennen and his family.
2.)My family
3.)Finally getting my shit together.
4.)Friends that i can trust.
5.)School & everything i'm learning.
6.)life in general.
dueces.

_amandajean @ 2007-10-27T12:39:00

2007-10-27T16:40:45Z

A half gallon of Jack makes it all seem like highschool again.

i think it might be ok?
Probably not, but it was worth it anyways.

_amandajean @ 2007-10-22T18:07:00

2007-10-22T22:07:42Z

i really am such a biiitch.

_amandajean @ 2007-10-11T20:51:00

2007-10-12T00:58:31Z

Sometimes i wish that i would meet someone who's crazy wear's them.
or that i could tell brennan all of the crazy things i think sometimes.
or that i knew someone else who thinks

nevermind, i can't even explain.

_amandajean @ 2007-09-27T21:42:00

2007-09-28T01:44:06Z

from this moment on, i hereby, give up sleep.
i have too many things to try & fit in a day.
8 hours is being wasted.
so ready....steady....BLOW.

Don't say a word. then, you won't have to lie & i won't have to hear the truth:

2007-08-16T22:50:23Z

Alright, so basically, here it is.
college.
check.
job.
check.
house.
check.
good friends.
check.
love of my life.
check.
the truth is, i'm a lot happier about who i am & the things i do now.
and i've got to admit
being a grown up is the most
horribleawfulgreatawsome
thing that has ever happened.

060806:

2006-06-08T23:00:19Z

as of today i have my own house...well mine & brennans.
come over because i'm all alone during the days a& no ones ever awake when i get home from work.

Summer Lovin';

2005-06-12T16:30:19Z

Hello summer vacation, my name is Amanda Klaus. Let's be best friends until September.

Pool Parties. Smoothies. Hot Dogs. Work. New Phone. Beer.LOTS of coffee converesations. Pirate Costume Parties. Fat Dipping. Boy #1. Boy #2. Boy #3. Yep. I definately love my life.

Pirate Party

Arg! Ima Pirate!

Jamie.

Jamie & Angela.

Mark.

Misty & Katie.

Pool Party.

Smoothies & Hotdogs.

This is what I will be doing alllll summer.

Maria.

Angie.

Ryan.

I nail the door shut to leave you blind;

2004-05-25T19:43:00Z

So there are some things that I have convinced myself;
01.You are not a hard ass unless you have a tatoo.
02.The more tattoo's the better.
03.Fuck wine, Coffee is the blood of Christ.
04.Or something even more glorified.
05.Cigarettes might be the breath of Christ.
06.Or once again, something even better.
07.Trigonometry is like bloody rectimitous.
08.Painful and annoying(or so I hear lolol Molly)
09.Feelings are vastly over rated.
10.Let's just make out.
11.Seriously.
12.Pot is still wonderful.
13.ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE RAT BASTERDS.
14.I wouldn't have it any other way.
15.I am the mother fucking Klaus.
16.Eat your heart out.

FRIENDS ONLY
Comment. Add me.
I just might add you back.
Maybe.
<3