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| User: | _almighty_madj_ (1811419) The Holy Text Of The Infamous Neon Apache
And fish in the sky, and a big monkey pie... |
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| Name: | IdPickle | |||||
| Website: | http://www.myspace.com/ziggy_sunshinedust | |||||
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| Bio: | *dramatic, movie-like music plays in background* I emerged from my mother's womb on a brisk November morning at the Hospital of Hearts which are Sacred. I lived a life not unlike most others... full of joy, as well as pain. But near the prime of my existence the joy-pain ratio began to turn towards the direction of darkness. There would be no way out once I plummeted into despair and hate. Just when it seemed things couldn't possibly get worse, just as I was spiraling towards a terrible and tragic end... *mysterious, beautiful music plays in backgound* the voice of some manufactured joy spoke to me... he reminded me of the person I used to be. "You are the only person who can stop people from doing turning to darkness themselves. If you can't convince yourself to turn back to the light, I don't know who can... Oh, and join livejournal.com." Then away he flew in a flash. I knew then what I must do. So here I am now. *dramatic, victorious music plays in background* Alive with a whole new hope for the year 2004... a hope that somewhere, in this online version of the diaries I've never been able to keep up with, I will find true happiness and be able to live the life I have long strived for!!! *bum Bum BUM!* (Later, while typing an entry in her LiveJournal on her laptop, _almighty_madj_ is mangled in a devestating and bizzare slegdehammer accident involving an albino reindeer, ten tequila shots, and a lumberjack dressed as a Chinese take-out delivery boy.) *J/K OMG NO U!* | |||||
| Interests: | 23: 50's pin-up girls, acting, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys, brundleflies, bubbles, drawing, feet, language, lego conventions, movies, music, people, pshychology, red lunchboxes, shiny stuff, singing, smack downs, smorgesborgs, snack foods, sprinklerheads, u.f.o. watching, wheelchair assembly, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 14: antisociallarry, bassist, cheshirecat_13, dmunkee, dragyn_boy, hrorges, is_a_fish, kayarjee, manufacturedjoy, pinkpenguien, shophappily, totallyradyo, usgrunt4life, vixen_shtorat | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
