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User:_almighty_madj_ (1811419)
The Holy Text Of The Infamous Neon Apache
And fish in the sky, and a big monkey pie...
Name:IdPickle
Website:http://www.myspace.com/ziggy_sunshinedust
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Bio:*dramatic, movie-like music plays in background* I emerged from my mother's womb on a brisk November morning at the Hospital of Hearts which are Sacred. I lived a life not unlike most others... full of joy, as well as pain. But near the prime of my existence the joy-pain ratio began to turn towards the direction of darkness. There would be no way out once I plummeted into despair and hate. Just when it seemed things couldn't possibly get worse, just as I was spiraling towards a terrible and tragic end... *mysterious, beautiful music plays in backgound* the voice of some manufactured joy spoke to me... he reminded me of the person I used to be. "You are the only person who can stop people from doing turning to darkness themselves. If you can't convince yourself to turn back to the light, I don't know who can... Oh, and join livejournal.com." Then away he flew in a flash. I knew then what I must do. So here I am now. *dramatic, victorious music plays in background* Alive with a whole new hope for the year 2004... a hope that somewhere, in this online version of the diaries I've never been able to keep up with, I will find true happiness and be able to live the life I have long strived for!!! *bum Bum BUM!*

(Later, while typing an entry in her LiveJournal on her laptop, _almighty_madj_ is mangled in a devestating and bizzare slegdehammer accident involving an albino reindeer, ten tequila shots, and a lumberjack dressed as a Chinese take-out delivery boy.)

*J/K OMG NO U!*

Interests:23: 50's pin-up girls, acting, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys, brundleflies, bubbles, drawing, feet, language, lego conventions, movies, music, people, pshychology, red lunchboxes, shiny stuff, singing, smack downs, smorgesborgs, snack foods, sprinklerheads, u.f.o. watching, wheelchair assembly, writing
Schools:None listed
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Friend of:14: antisociallarry, bassist, cheshirecat_13, dmunkee, dragyn_boy, hrorges, is_a_fish, kayarjee, manufacturedjoy, pinkpenguien, shophappily, totallyradyo, usgrunt4life, vixen_shtorat
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