R: Barney! What the hell are you doing? Get in here it’s freezing outside are you insane?
B: Hey. Blame Lily and her oppressive no cigars in the apartment rule. God, it’s like Marshall’s marrying the Taliban. *sneezes* High five!
R: Ew. No! Look, you have to go home and get in bed.
B: Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call ‘mind over body’. You see, whenever I start feeling sick I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. Yep, in two minutes I’m gonna pound a sixer of Red Bull, hop in a cab, play a couple hours of laser tag, maybe get a spray on tan, it’s gonna be LEGEN – wait for it -- *falls asleep*
B:This is a low moment for the Barnacle. I should be off, playing laser tag right now, but instead…don’t look at me I’m hideous!
R: You just look like a regular guy.
B: Exactly! I’m a Ted! I’m wearing elastic waist fleece pants. R: And isn’t it more comfy? B: Yes.
R: Come on, you need to eat something. B: Too weak. To hold bowl.
R: Fine. I’ll feed you.
B: Ouchy in my mouth!!!
R: *hesitantly begins to blow on the spoon*
B: I don’t want it, I want ice cream. R: No. You’re not having ice cream for dinner just ‘cause you’re sick. B: But my throat hurts! R: No. B: I HATE YOU!
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