For those who are effectively monolingual, this song is about this spooky family that lives in a castle - William the 2nd who likes to nap after having his blood meal, the housekeeper who's a sophisticated french-speaking pig that reads the gospel of John before he feeds on blood, and Princess Catherine who loves eating male rats with AB blood types. Oh, and there's also a fat witch that is able to tell you whether you were a werewolf or bat in your past life by observing shadows. Remember this song was written in 2001 (for his second album, when he'd already received critical and popular acclaim) - almost ten years ago, when almost all mandarin songs were about love, love and more love. Unrequited love, fiery passionate love, first love, dead loves, multiple loves, heartbreak from love. And here comes a random fantasy, horror-humor sorta song out of nowhere, composed/produced by Jay and written by an ex-electronics repairman. You may be suitably impressed now.