| California's Prosecutors SUCK! |
[Jun. 15th, 2005|08:21 pm] |
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Y'Know, I don't know what has to happen for California's Prosecutors to actually manage to convict a celebrity of a heinous crime, but I hope they don't figure it out anytime soon. Really. I do. I hope to be rich and famous someday, and if I do something really stupid I want to be prosected by the California DA's office, because apparently all that's required to totally discombobulate their efforts is to have a bunch of idiots standing outside the courthouse screaming "I Love You!" and "Free (Whoever)!"
So Michael Jackson got off scot free. Just scot free. The guy sleeps with little boys in his bed, he's a textbook case of contempt of court, he dangles his babies out of windows, and twelve people come back from deliberations and acquit the sumbitch. Why? 'Cause California prosecutors apparently couldn't prosecute a celebrity to save their genitalia!
I shouldn't be surprised, though. I mean, these are the people that totally blew prosecuting OJ Simpson and Robert Blake, so I guess letting Jacko skip just completes the trifecta.
So here's my plan: Get rich and famous, move to California, lure all my enemies there, take 'em out and pretend I'm nuts or just "misunderstood" when the DA gets ready to make its case. It's a get outta jail free card.
"Not Guilty on all charges" my ass... |
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