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User:_aaron_lewis (1306629)
it's been awhile since i had an original thought in my head
and it's been even longer since i've been laid
Name:aaron lewis
Website:The most beautiful thing on earth.
Birthdate:1972-04-13
Bio:Hello. I'm Aaron Lewis. You may recognize me from 'Staind.' We suck. I pretend to suffer from depression. I try to con help millions of stupid fucks misunderstood and depressed kids understand that life really sucks is worth living. Just look at me!
My parents were divorced when I was a child and in case you didn't know, I'm the only kid this has ever happened to, so no one can share my pain, but if you want to cry for me and give me undeserved sympathy, please, add me and I'll be sure to add you back and make you feel like the worthless asshole you are for complaining about the problems you have when my parents got divorced!
I do hope you enjoy reading about my pathetic life as much as you enjoy listening to me whine about it! Ta ta!

Now that we've gotten that crap out of the way, you should know that I AM NOT THE REAL AARON LEWIS. Thank God. THIS IS A PARODY JOURNAL. I'm protected by the constitution so you can't close this. However, you can report it to the real Aaron Lewis, but there's not a goddamn thing he can do about it. Should you be a fan of this journal and show it to him, and should he get pissed, I'm sure if you offer him a hug or a Big Mac, he'll forget all about it.
Interests:22: alice in chains, assrock power ballads, begging for sex, being a bitch, bitching, crying when i masturbate, desperatly needing sex, faking depression, faking drug addiction, hating my parents, masturbating, money, mtv, my fat ass, pearl jam, repeating myself, ripping off eddie vedder, ripping off layne staley, stupid teenagers, suicide, trendy tribal tattoos, whining
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People12:artificial_red_, censuredself, devilesca, jasonvoorhees13, namelessfaces, nausea, ritamariep, scott_stapp, stopityou, surgery, xcursedchoirx, zwietracht
Communities1:smack_for_none
Friend of:9: artificial_red_, censuredself, devilesca, jasonvoorhees13, namelessfaces, nausea, scott_stapp, the_bushmaster, xcursedchoirx
Member of:1: smack_for_none
Account type:Basic Account

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