I learned today that it is exceedingly difficult to kill spiders without touching them, no matter how much you spray them with oven cleaner or hit them with a broom.
Or maybe I just learned that I fail at life.
Either way, it's spider season, and they're all coming to get me.
I have merely three requirements for spiders:
1. They stay out of my room.
2. They stay out of the doorways.
3. They do not advance on me. By "advance" I mean move deliberately in my direction, wiggle their legs suggestively, and other things of that nature.
Is that so much to ask? I think not.
-
- Amanda Sally Pirate Wolf Lupas Version 3 the Fifth (
__withoutwings) wrote,
- Mood:
... spiders