What Banged?

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 02:47:07 GMT

I'm not going to update this LJ anymore. I'm too sick of the name. Ciao bella. Salut mon beau.

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 02:33:01 GMT

you know, I think Martin Luther tacking 90-whatever theses to the church door was much more full of angst and terror than I.

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 04:59:54 GMT

Jodie's told me some things, but I think I'm going to take a lesson from Tolkein. Infantryman's sense and all. Information being dangerous and often misleading.
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...

I like the word satiety.

I wish Scotlyn had a livejournal. I need a levelheaded opinion.

noblesse oblige

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 02:59:44 GMT

Batman is my boyfriend.

That was a good movie, I was surprised. :D

Christian Bale is remarkably hot. I remark on it.

I should like a real one, with soul.

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 05:43:50 GMT

Summerfest.

I'm a bit sad we didn't go hear any *music* or really do anything. I felt we spent the whole time...making sure we stayed in a group. Pleasant nonetheless.

I thought I could organize freedom, how Scandinavian of me.

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 05:56:36 GMT

Excellent day. :) Went a-woodsing and a-beaching with CoD. Climbed the Mordor slope of doom -- an actual mental and physical effort, damn those landslides! T'was quite fun indeed. :) I completely ruined a pair of flip-flops. Yay. I want to get another dollar-store pair of flip flops from a strange state. These were ....Massachusetts flip-flops? Or perhaps New York flip-flops. ...Or maybe Arazona flip-flops? I don't think they're that old.... Anyway. We took a shower, and now I'm wearing her clothes. Not as sexual as either of us make it sound. :P Went to Corey's, hung out in the dark, saw a deer, got stuck in kiddie slides, talked about how awesome it would be to have a Vampire Pope. And things. He bought huge-assed starbucks coffees. I think I'm way too miserly compared to everyone else. I sprung for gas, but since I know it was to ease my miserly-feeling conscience, I don't think it helped my karma any. :P Square.

I hate telephony. From now on, if I can help it, I shall communicate either in text, or face to face.

So muchel I thenke upon thee / That all I waxe grene.

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 05:16:15 GMT

'nuff said.

I was attacked by pheremones today. riddlev knows.

Buy me a whiskey, get yourself stoned, we're gonna have a good time.

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 04:09:38 GMT

Good day. Hung out with 2/4ths of CASNA, and 1/2 of CASNA's Ladies Auxilliary. Yes, I mean Sam.

I think Fran's not really a bitch, I just don't understand her sense of humor. And I like Peggi. More than...anyone else who works at BBW. And I got a paycheck, and a $20 salt scrub which is wonderful and lovely for $5.5o. Both of which made my day a little.

I'm considering the logistics of removing my screens without anyone noticing, for ease of late-night exit. Cody might know why. But she oughtn't to spread it around. :P Plzthx.

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:00:33 GMT

I want to be down-to-earth. :)

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 18:29:40 GMT

I'm watching Tegan's Return of the King extended version... and I could whine about petty little dork things, but mostly I adore Faramir. Why didn't they keep those scenes *in*? Cos a movie can't have a canon hetero romance, it needs an apocryphal one with Liv Tyler instead. Bah, humbug.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:28:14 GMT

The secret organisation group of al-qaeda of jihad organisation in europe needs to burn. Or whoever.

You know, this doesn't work. Cos how I felt when I heard wasn't overwhelmed with contrition for bad stuff Britain, America, everyone else has done in Iraq and Afghanistan. I felt like the people responsible ought to be hunted down and shot.

Also, I hate tv news.

gee, I'm popular tonight.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 06:33:25 GMT

"I wouldn't know what to do with another chance
If you gave it to me
I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance
It'd race right through me
I'm much better off the way things are
Much much better off, better by far, by far
I wouldn't know what to say to a gentle voice
It'd roll right past me
And if you chalk it up you'll see I don't really have a choice
So don't even ask me
I'm much better off, the way things are
Much much better off, better by far
"

My opinions in Fiona Apple lyrics. :P I think Fiona just wants to be convinced, though.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 04:59:20 GMT

Oh! One more thing. Mark's class is next week, starting at about 9 am to ... the whole day, if you want to show up and ~~volunteer~~ hang out with me, that'd be great. Cos I don't want to be the only one ~~being the bitch~~ ~~fetching the coffee~~ ~~doing Mark's bidding~~ volunteering. And everyone else has to , y'know, run the store.

I'm not invited to the dinner! And if I come, it'll end up I'm stuck babysitting his stupid kids! I'm kinda pissed off.

Edit: this is Mark Kistler, if you're out of the loop. Imagine: more ADD than Lindsey, more self-important than me.

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 04:23:39 GMT

Hero: You were born to lead you people into
victory. You have been blessed with superhuman
skill. You were raised as an average mortal,
but soon realized you were anything but. Of
course you either choose to become royalty or
remain a normal person, but regardless stories
of you are legendary.
As a warrior you are top notch. You have the skill
to win many victories. Your reputation proceeds
you and many think it an honor to face you.
You are friends with the pesky fairy, the wise
mage, are well acquainted with the benign
angel, the powerful deity, and are the enemy of
the evil demon and often the noble dragon. You
are a brave guardian

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Woo! Onward, D&D-classified friends! To the White House! ...Or perhaps I just want the husband Minerva picked out for me. :) Who says it wouldn't be nice to live in Fantasy!land?

"oops I sharted"

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 04:06:04 GMT

I haven't updated you on my weird dreams, lately!

So I had one where I was Hitler, and I had to win World War 2 with 6 hot air baloons, twelve soldiers and two long poles. We snuck up on the Allied forces who happened to never look up, and started whacking people with the long poles, but we were vastly outnumbered (seriously, the Allies went on as far as the eye could see) and I woke up when the situation became too hopeless (all that was left was my balloon and one other-- we tried to steer by pushing each other's basket with the long poles.) And another featuring the ...something something miniature goose, a fluffy round creature the size of a cat, with a tiny fuzzy swan neck poking out, orange duck feet, and a rat tail that ended in a spray of plasticky fiber-optic things. I think I had to save it from doom. It was quite cute. It's name stuck quite firmly in my mind, upon awakening. I have no idea what that was about.

:P I met a Lawrence graduate, today. I had on my shirt with the name of the college on it, and she came up to me in the street and told me she was a History/Spanish major, graduated in 1994, lived in Ormsby hall, and it was the best four years of her life. :) Yay, I love my college and I haven't even been there yet.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 07:49:22 GMT

I dunno what I think about people that make me be honest and sincere. I probably need more of them in my life.

Three frickin hours. I don't talk that long! I wore off my coffee buzz to-nite. That's probably a good thing.

I hate saying things I mean, and then having them stuck on the public record. I mean... Now people know my opinions. I can't just up and change spontaneously. Again, probably another thing to get used to. :) 'everybody doesn't leave'. Gah, quoting fic, now.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 06:23:54 GMT

So, I was thinking just lately that this time last year, I was a mad campaigning floozie -- a foot soldier, a grunt if you will. A blade of grass-rootitude -- for the DNC.

I liked that a lot better. I suppose it would be better if American politics focused less on elections and more on issues, but I liked that. I liked wot's-'is-name at Youth Government Day (a republican, and I was still in Combative!Resentful!Liberal mode) tell me I was 'good at this'. I ran (another!) mock-campaign. I forgot my candidates name! (Luka Hickman, for the record) But...that was the best compliment ever.

But now... I'm pointed in god-knows-what-career-direction.

*phear*!

In other news. I had a team-o supreme-o time with Jodie and Alex today. She laughed at me. He bought a hat. Fireworks with Janine, Dennys with Jen. I'm sure they'll supply more detailed evening summaries. <3.

I heart them all.

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 18:23:51 GMT

I was thinking how nifty my computer would seem to someone from say, 1980. And other things, too -- colored Sharpies. Digital photography. mp3s.

But then I had to think how what I have would seem nifty to someone from 1880... Plastic, elastic, aluminum, tapes (jeez, how would I explain tapes to Time Traveler Smith?) pens with reservoirs. Felt-tip markers. Slides. Color photos Jeans. Cardboard. Anti-perspirant. All sorts of cosmetics. That-way-we-make-mirrors-that-doesn't-involve-silverleaf. Screenprinting. Radio.

I <3 the modern era. So convenient. But I have no idea how anything works.

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 04:27:22 GMT

so, on one hand my parents got HBO and Showtime. Haha, so this is their empty-nest thing? I'm just po-d that I'm missing out on the movies. On the otherhand, though, the dog has some sort of allergy and her....ass...glands...

I'm stopping there. Ick. And apparently I'm a horrible human being for wanting to stay far away from the dog's medical issues.

But, see, since she's allergic to something, she's giving off ten times the hair and dander which makes *me* itch like mad. I'm not antisocial! I'm allergic to the dog!

But ..yeah. Cable. :P I'm watching "Troy”, atm, cos it’s what was on when I walked in. Perhaps I should see if there’s anything worthier, cinematically speaking.

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 03:55:31 GMT

At work today I picked out a giftset for a woman whose girlfriend just had a masectomy and then the cancer was found in nineteen different places. She was going to see her at the hospital, and had to focus on something completely irrelevant like buying a gift to keep it together. I picked out one with an aromatherapy kit and a big cuddly stuffed puppy. I'm not too confident in Stuffed Puppy's ability to right all wrongs of fate and circumstance, though, so if any of you have a chance send some good mental voodoo to Customer's Girlfriend. :P...... :(

Argh, this is going to bug me for ages, I can tell. On a related note, my grandpa had a heart catheterization this morning, he's basically O. K. 'cept for aging.

[Bad username: riddlev"]? I went off and searched for some...of that.. on my own. :) I'd tell you who my otp is, but ... there's too many names to fit together. :) OMG hawt, though. And (holy shit, is this a zendom plotbunny?) I dunno why people are stuck on actors. I want to see some Philippa femslash. :P

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 20:26:18 GMT

I solved it. I pwnzor the God v. God's Buritto paradox. :P Go ahead, ask me.

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 15:50:30 GMT

Okay, noone's going to find this entertaining but me....but anyway:

1. Go get your Wicked CD.
2. put on track 6 - Dancing Through Life.
3. go to www.gayspiderman.com
4. hahahahaha. They match up *exactly* :P

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:39:55 GMT

OMG I know french!

I took my placement test, and I got, well, what I expected to get, but It's nice to know I *officially* know french, now. :) Yey.

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You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:38:50 GMT

OMG I know french!

I took my placement test, and I got, well, what I expected to get, but It's nice to know I *officially* know french, now. :) Yey.

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You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop",
or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the
point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative,
defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused,
effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of
view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a
fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control
of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else
is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire
to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 17:21:54 GMT

I don't mean to be an analysis snob, but my mum went to see "the Woodsman" (with Kevin Bacon -- he plays a child molester) and was shocked when I asked her didn't the title refer to 'the woodsman' of Little Red Cap/other Grimms' Tales fame?

She shrugged, and said the character worked in a lumberyard. *facepalm*

I think this is why we consistently fail to understand each other.