The Pet Sax ([info]__unculturedity) wrote,
@ 2007-01-17 12:38:00
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I am in dire need of a personal secretary-accountant. I need somebody to tell me what I should be doing within the hour, organize my meetings, bring me smokes and coffee and cola, give me massages, tell me how to live my life, demand how I should feel, punish me when I'm overreacting.

I am usually full of hormones and positive energy. But I don't know how long I can subsist as a neon sign. The future is spreading itself to me like osmosis, but the days are closing in on me like a disease.

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[info]agent_0
2007-01-17 05:23 am UTC (link)
A service droid, then.

The better term would be personal assistant. Accountant is delimited to numbers. Secretary sounds so limited to paperwork and taking calls and being behind a desk.

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[info]__unculturedity
2007-01-17 08:03 am UTC (link)

That's it. The perfect job description. Service droid. XD

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[info]agent_0
2007-01-18 12:33 am UTC (link)
A decomissioned terminator would fit the description quite nicely...

23 hours to go! OH YEAH!

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[info]yztub
2007-01-17 07:00 am UTC (link)
are you firing me?? am i not doing some of those jobs already. especially the "punish me when I'm overreacting" part. but i guess its ok. i'm sick of working pro bono.....

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[info]__unculturedity
2007-01-17 08:05 am UTC (link)

Hahaha. You're so odd, fredo. Besides, don't you have your own transitional issues to work with?

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[info]_phinn_
2007-01-17 07:02 am UTC (link)
I would be on that like gravy on potatoes. But I'd like to get my degree first and there's the whole problem of me living in the states and all.

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[info]__unculturedity
2007-01-17 08:06 am UTC (link)

And I probably can't pay you sufficiently anyway. Lol. I think all I need is a functional sugar daddy and everything will work out. Haha. :3

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[info]_phinn_
2007-01-17 01:19 pm UTC (link)
That would work. Come to think of it, I'd like a sugar daddy too.

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[info]leatherlace
2007-01-22 07:59 am UTC (link)
pwede mag apply?

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[info]__unculturedity
2007-01-23 08:46 am UTC (link)

uy. pwede pwede. ;P ang haht naman ng applicant na toh.. pano yan? XD

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[info]leatherlace
2007-01-23 10:24 am UTC (link)
teehee! ma'am, tanggap na po ba ako? Ang HOT naman ng Boss ko. hahaha!
Hope to see you soon and actually talk to you. haha!

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[info]__unculturedity
2007-01-24 04:20 am UTC (link)

Kung ganon, I'm some sort of absentee boss. XD I have to fire my current agent, Fredo, though to make room for you. Hehe

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[info]leatherlace
2007-01-26 03:29 am UTC (link)
when do i start? haha!
hey! let's have coffee next week. whatchathink? :-)

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