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[20 Aug 2008|11:09pm] |
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
Location: Orlando
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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[19 Aug 2008|02:02pm] |
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I think I've been worried about a lot lately. Because my stomach has just been like NO! Angry..in knots? I thought maybe I was eating too much junk food. But all I've had today was panera soup. And I couldn't even finish it because I was all blah feeling. Been like this since before my trip to new york last week.
I'm worried that I won't be able to move into my apartment on the day I want to and won't have time to get things settled before classes start. I'm worried about renting a penske truck and now much that's going to cost. I'm worried about getting a rat cage and having everything go smoothly with Benson and Nox. Jase is moving into his dorm on friday and he needs to put Nox somewhere as soon as possible and I don't know if I'll be able to get there soon enough. I'm worried that my landlord will put me on his bad list because his bill said to pay $1800 ($300 in deposit, $1500 for rent) but my parents only paid $1500 because I paid the $300 security deposit last fall. And his rent for next semester is $1800 yet on the lease it says he expects $9900 total for all of us. There's three of us so $3300 each. $300 security deposit and two payments of $1500. I seem to remember him saying something about upping the rent to $1800 for each semester because he was renovating the place, but that's not on the lease. And my parents are following the lease.
I'm worried about fitting my furniture in the apartment, since I haven't seen it yet after being renovated. I'm worried that for some reason, my roomies may end up taking the room I wanted if I get there last. I'm worried about transporting my 10G fish tank. I'm worried I won't get everything done that I need to before it's time to go.
I've gotten some things done from my to do list. I picked out pretty sheets - http://media.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/c14813?wid=230&hei=230&op_sharpen=1 . I wanted something that would be nice even after I graduate. So I saw the super bright colorful sheets and thought no. But they're still nice enough for a college student, not old fogie-lady like.
I wish I could take Meatball with me.
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[19 Aug 2008|02:53am] |
New Kids on the Block
Their lastest(coming back) album gonna release in Sept!!! They all look so tough, manly and matures!! Hahahhaaa... OK sexy for Donnie and Joey!! Heehee
BUT their first single "Summertime", the song like too soft... What I meant was that the image and sound don't match... you get what I means??? HAhahaaa (You know... I like the song... it's lovely, catchy and nice~)
Anyway... today went out to get Stephenie Meyer's books New Moon and Eclipse... I wanna get all but sadly Breaking Dawn was out of Stocks at Popular bookstore!! hai~
Anyway... I can just pop over to borders/Kinokuniya to get it... No rush cos I still have these 2 to finish first ^__^
I finished Twilight on Saturday!! It's LIKE it!!!
It's romantic, lovely, interesting and not scary(hahahaa)... I love the exciting parts towards the back! I believe it would be more and more interesting for the following books! ^___^
It's been such a long time since I read any Vampires fiction!!!
Oh, I also bought the Disney's Hannah Montana's soundtracks (well both of it... ahahaaa) cos it's on sales... two for $30!!
I have been watching the sitcom on Disney since last year and her songs grew on me!!! It's cheesy... but I like it!! Wahahahaa... I'm Lame!
Can you imagine that Miley Cyrus earn USD$25 millions per year and she's not even 16 yrs old!!!!!!! ENVY~
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[17 Aug 2008|11:01pm] |
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I made a to-do list of everything I need to do before thursday, when I need to leave. I'm going to put it here because I originally wrote it on the back of a receipt and I have a feeling I'll lose it. Plus whenever I put anything in here it makes me think more about what I'm writing. So I may think of new things I need to get done.
-get sheets (full size) @ Kohl's?
-get couch + desk out of basement
-finish packing kitchen stuff
-find tools needed to put together new boxed furniture
-pet the cats
-exchange mattress pump
-get haircut and dyed
-go to bike shop for basket and lock
-arrange for penske truck
-non-refrigerated groceries
-don't forget new chair and bookcase in mom's trunk!
-get quarters for laundry
-get all animal stuff together
-pack all clothes
-figure out how to transport 10G planted fish tank...
-oh god I need to get all my art stuff together!
I'm going to forget something. I know it. It'll probably be something important, too. My school ID card is in my travel bathroom bag, I put it there specifically so that I wouldn't lose it. I should probably bring my state ID in case I want to do something silly like buy an R rated movie. I need to find my debit card. I don't remember where that is..I think it's in my wallet! I need to make sure I bring all the chargers for my electronics. I left my phone charger at school once during break.
I need to get up early tomorrow so that we can go to some of these places to get things done, but I also want to stay up a bit late doing packing/organizing here. I knew this week would sneak up on my fast. Three weeks ago I was dying waiting to get back to school. Then one week passed. Then I spent a week on vacation, now here it is sunday night and I need to be ready to leave around noonish on thursday. Penske.com says a one way truck includes 4 days to make the trip. Let's see..I'd like to pick up the truck on wednesday so I have time to load it..then thursday, friday..we wouldn't need it later than friday. So that will work fine. It doesn't look like there's much room in the cab of those trucks, I'm going to have to make sure my animals are in good travel tanks that will fit. Putting them in the back of the truck is not an option. However, I think I could get away with putting plants in the back if there's no room for them in the front.
I'll get to digging stuff out now.
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[17 Aug 2008|07:43pm] |
Another eyes blinding sunset!!
I have to close my eyes when I walk into the kitchen... and I took these pics with my eyes closed!! Too painful to just look at the sunset!!!
Look at the clouds... beautiful!
And earth does move!! Wahahahaaa =P
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| Your not living in the real world, it means nothing to you |
[15 Aug 2008|04:34pm] |
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A pre-disposition to apathy is so common. Rather then looking at the world as it is you see it as it was. Your golden age has already been sold, theres nothing but inevitable recession. I just would like to see you try and live a life we're people step on you at every opportunity. Don't fucking complain about people taking whats yours when you don't even value it. I'm thankful for what I have and i'm thankful for the opportunities that i'm presented though i'm quite convinced that in a consumer driven culture most people are never satisfied. This scares me sometimes because I feel like that. Lusting after material things is not proper motivation, I'm looking for the poignant and the relevant. I truly believe that you can never find happiness within a commodity. Thus I feel that rather then trying to spend my life looking at it as a race or how i'm going to be the last man standing I would rather not buy into a life of trivial competition. Not trying to sound pretentious, what I really care about is trying to better myself and better the lives of those around me. It disgusts me how we've desensitized ourselves to not even look at individuals as if they're human beings. But its all status, its all bullshit, just one big race to see who can accomplish the most by offering the smallest effort. Concern is an overall matter of perspective. You were given the world at birth but you take it out on others that don't pay tribute to your greatness. Consciousness is a curse, especially when you feel as if everything you do irrelevant or inconsequential. I started with nothing and i'm trying with every breath of my being to come out with something. I've had everything taken away from me at some point. I feel like a big part of me died a long time ago and that I grew up a lot faster then most. I never had an inflated attitude or this idea like the world has to stop for me. I think that what matters most is that when we can't agree we can at least be vocal about the reasons why.
iDigress.
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| let the good times roll |
[13 Aug 2008|12:44pm] |
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obviously, i haven't kept in touch with heather or sean this summer.
my friendship with jason is basically over, or will be shortly if he has his way.
if jason isn't my friend, i'm sure cameron won't be either.
if jason and cameron both decide they hate me, i give mike two weeks, tops.
ahmed won't talk to me.
my degu, alex, is making some pretty disturbing death noises.
okay, so that whittles my group of friends down to about one person. what the hell is my problem these days?
the alex situation aside, i wonder who has/is going to replace me in these equations and i hope she knows what she's getting herself into.
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| Movie: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor |
[13 Aug 2008|08:42pm] |
Tuesday 12 August 2008
When to see The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor with Aiyaa, Swan, Ming and Jincai.
Before meeting them at 6.45pm. Aiyaa and me went to VIVO early.. we have Sakae Sushi before shopping around... wanna get the Biotherm Acne Gel.. but Out of stock! Hai~ Then went to Page One... wanting to check out the price of Stephenie Meyer's novels (But strangly) I can't find any!!! Hai~
I wanna get the other 3 books of the Twilight Series... think I will check out Border - Cos ming told me that Borders are having promotion... Buy 2 get 1 free (great deal huh!!) hahahaa
Anyway... movie start around 9pm...
NO Rachel Weisz!! I still prefer Rachel... she more cute and action!! hahaa...
The movie was OK very funny But I still prefer "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Return"!! More exciting, interesting and full of weird bugs!! HAhahahaa
If I never watched the old Mummy's movies before.. this would be an interesting movie!!
Anyway... the comedy parts still Good!!! Hahahahaaa
Pics taken with my cellphone... with low lighting
(too much noises.. forgot to set the ISO to auto/lower!! Hai~)
They look like wax statues!! Hahahahaa
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[12 Aug 2008|02:20am] |
LAst few days have been watching Horror movies with mama (she love horror movies too).. since without any chinese subtitles.. I have to be the translator!!
The actors/actress talk... I talk!! Hahahahaaa...
One of the movie was in French(with eng sub)... think my skill at reading are fast.. cos I was translating very fast... and aiyaa say she can't even follow the sub at some parts(cos at some parts the texts changes very fast!)
Hmm... Guess French are speaking really fast so the sub have to follow them!! HAhahaa... Imagine, If what I say have been subbed... it would be changing very fast too!!! (Cos my old classmates use to say I speak like a machines gun!)
( OK.. here's the movie reviews! )
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| where do I go |
[11 Aug 2008|08:07am] |
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[10 Aug 2008|12:02pm] |
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watching cnn for hours last night reminded me of how angry i am about the past 4 years, and i suppose that was the point and that i'm falling for the propaganda, but honestly it was more like someone shoving celery and green peppers down my throat to remind me that i really hate celery and green peppers.
oh yeah, on a bulletinboard in the backroom at work, they have an inspirational message posted. basically it's about never giving up, not being discouraged, etc. it resembles this list that i found online:
In 1831 he failed in business.
In 1832 he was defeated for the state legislature.
In 1833 he failed again in business.
In 1834 he was elected to the state legislature.
In 1835 his sweetheart died.
In 1836 he had a nervous breakdown.
In 1838 he was defeated for Speaker.
In 1840 he was defeated for Elector.
In 1843 he was defeated for Congress.
In 1846 he was elected for one term to Congress.
In 1848 he was defeated again for Congress.
In 1855 he was defeated for the Senate.
In 1856 he was defeated for Vice President.
In 1858 he was defeated again for the Senate.
In 1860 he, finally, was elected President of the United States.
AND THAT MAN.. WAS PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
and underneath it someone attached a post-it note saying "in 1865 his wife convinced him to see a play at ford's theater."
now, eve-and-the-apple-esque sexism aside, at least someone else remembers the part about him getting shot in the head. so, to sum up, this man failed at everything he attempted his entire life, had an abusive wife, became president of a country that was on the verge of splitting apart (for better or worse is a different argument), and then got shot.
the odds of all this happening to one guy, phew. chance is indeed a cruel mistress. it must suck having an abusive wife AND a cruel mistress.
i start my 3rd year of college VERY SOON. i have done nothing to prepare. this doesn't bother me.
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[08 Aug 2008|12:12am] |
OMY~ Suri have become more and more cute!!!
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