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[31 Jul 2005|02:49am] |
It's been a while. I know Justin promised you we'd update, but we havn't. This thing lost it's fun, does anyone even read this?
Good news! We got rid of Mateo, and 'Master Bates.'
We sort of brushed the hardcore scene. Not so much, so we'd like to
welcome a new member here on __rudexscenster, May Space. Ironic we get
rid of a Matt, another comes in.
-Pat Thetic
Ahem...
The entire point of the 'Hardcore' scene is to be the
alpha male. The most 'core', as some would put it. Achieving this
status can be done by;
-taking up the most room in the pit
-and beating the shit out of anyone that enters your newly claimed territory
-starting (and winning) fights
-going to shows between 4 and 16 times a month
-showing the least complex emotion to the point of lowered intelligence
Now obviously, before you dive into a sweaty,
testosterone-fueled hardcore concert... umm... environment, you have to
look the part
step 1 - become a guy by any means
necessary. girls in or near the pit are usually completely devoid of
respect, and are automatically considered 'out of place'
step 2 - throw out anything that doesn't have a band logo on it you can't be cool if you don't 'represent'
step 3 - wear tight jeans. but don't
go too tight... you want to keep that man juice running thick in your
blood... don't you? or are you just not hardcore enough?
step 4 - get hoodies! if you don't
own at least 3 of these wonderfully functional articles of clothing,
you're considered the lowest form 'hardcore'. never take your hoody
off, and make sure the band on it is REALLY well accepted before you
put it on
XXX
Straight edge. This is a lifestyle, but heck why not toss it into a scene? XXX - against:
-drinking
-drugs
-promiscuous sex
IF YOU WANT TO BE HARDCORE, YOU MUST BE 'EDGE.'
Pat Thetic:So Matt, how many straight-edgers does it take to finish of a 6 pack?
Matt: I dunno patty cakes, how many?
Patty Cakes?: One. But only when his crews not around.
BUDUM CHHH
<3xXxMattxXx+XPattyXXXCakesX<3
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[04 Apr 2005|02:58pm] |
Eh, well, this thing has not been updated in a million years. OK. We are working on some stuff, and you shall be happy with the results, I promise. So, sit tight fer a week or so. Peace foo's!
Justin Sane
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| IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! (no not the period) |
[08 Feb 2005|10:10pm] |
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"How To Type ______"
Yep, you guessed it. THUG TYPING! OK, here's what a typical...myspace thug comment would look like:
(CHiCK)
LiKE 0MG GiRL WHAT`Z UP? i HAVEN'T SEEN YOU iN LiKE S0 L0NG!!! WE G0TTA G0 LiKE DRiNKiNG T0GETHA S0METiME!!!
AiiGHT GiRL PEACE
(DiCK)
damn baby girl you so fine, you rock tha shit lemme tell you. get up at me sumtime, WUTUPGANSTA247 is mah AIM, aight stay hot
ALSO! Random 3's as E's and 4's as A's and 7's as T's is HELLA TIGHT!
My really good colored friend told me that when two people are colored it is cool to say, "Nigga (or nukka) whattt???" OK, don't ask.
Saying "aiight" (alright) and "thugg" (self-explanatory) and "bust a cap in yo ass" (shoot you in the ass...REALLY PEOPLE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???") as much as possible is a GOOD thing, DO IT!!!
I'm a straight up G bitch! I REALLY don't even know where to begin to explain why gangsters and wiggers say this...it's is truly beyond me.
This isn't that great right now, but I have much more to put in tomorrow, so check back ^_^ I'm going to work on a conversation in class tomorrow, so...yeah ^^
PEACE OUT THUGG (this is good to say as well)
Justin Sane
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[06 Feb 2005|11:53am] |
You're more hardcore, straightedge, indie, emo than me. Your hair is cooler, you have cooler pins on your messenger bag and your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Your glasses are thicker than mine,and the plugs in your ears are bigger. Your chucks are also cleaner than mine. Because as we all know that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts, you win and I lose.
Signed,
Anonymous
PEACE OUT!
Justin Sane
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| Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! |
[02 Feb 2005|05:44pm] |
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Sorry for Justins attempt to update. Well yes, once again we apologize for not updating in quite a while, but hey, heres something for you kiddies!
Why conversations with a members of the 'Oi' scene never works out.
Now, lets pretend Bobby is your plain old regular kid, who doesn't know what he wants out of life, and Jake is.. an 'Oi' kid.
Bobby: Hey Jake!
Jake: Oi!
Bobby: How's it goin' ?
Jake: Pretty well, I'm going to, Oi! ...erm.. The ma--Oi!..mall later, wanna come-Oi!! ?
Bobby: Nah.. I think I'll--
Jake: OI!!!
Bobby: I think--
Jake: Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Tourettes? Maybe... Thus just proving, members of the 'Oi' scene say "Oi" way too fucking much.
- Pat Thetic
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[01 Feb 2005|06:15pm] |
Hey kids! Updating and such, since it's been a mad long time, y0. Said once before, we have social lives too, and I myself have been swamped with schoolwork. I think you all should run over to urbandictionary.com, and look some stuff up. It's pretty interesting, some of them. Yep. I have no idea as WHAT to put in this entry, to be honest.
kthxbye!!!11!one!!1!
&justinsane;
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| WANGSTUHS N PROUD |
[17 Jan 2005|01:20pm] |
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So here is Brett Bretterson and Pat Thetic roasting the rap scene:
YO, ALL THE N WORDS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
The lingo of the rap-ers:
-yo
-foo’
-fo’ sho’
-anything ending with izzle
-a’ight
What I have a problem with is WHY THEY TALK LIKE THIS. Can’t they just speak normally?
for example:
Rap guy: YO YO YO I’MA MAD WANGSTAAHHH, a’ight!
Translation: hey there, i’m a white wannabe! ALRIGHT!
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Rap guy: stay loyal to yo peepz
Translation: stick with your own ethnic group.
Also, these certain rap icons, such as:
-fitty cent
-lil’ john
-p.diddy
-and the dead guys
-and that one white guy
Pat Thetic is annoyed by their music. Lets analyze some lyrics shall we:
(in da' club - 50 cent)
My name is five yen and this is my fiancé, beyoncé, and she is MY fiancé so you better keep your distancé, she is not gonna give you a chancé, now watch our dancé
Departure short one, it is the day of your conception! we are going to celebrate as if it were this day, we are going to rejoice as if it was the day of your conception. we are going to consume mind-altering alcoholic beverages! and I want you to be aware that we really don't care whether or not this is your birthday.
You may obvert me in the penitentiary, I HAVE BEEN SHOT 9 TIMES!, I don't know if you've noticed but I have turrets, look mother, I have ecstasy in my pants! My car has hubcaps, I wish I was as cool as Nelly because then I could sing about my shoe, so come wrap your arms around me if you're into underage sexual intercourse, we prefer that devoid of passion.
Yes, you may observe me in the penitentiary. I HAVE BEEN SHOT 9 TIMES! that is part of my turrets. I want to clarify how many times I've been shot whenever I can, I'm sorry mother have I mentioned the ecstasy in my pants?
Nine times!
My colored friends have apparently heard I had a thing with Dr.dre, some fling, and now they want to make love, but my note to me: I am not about to change given you are colored folk.
I had beef with JA rule and it ain't cool, he's a fool, and he tried to do my dog in his pool.
Apparently I was on television and I got paid for it. The profits from this television show are responsible for my fancy accessories such as my cradle, my automobiles, my pools, my semi precious stones, look colored friend, I have risen, and I am not about to go down because Rosa parks did that for you. 9 times. Although I have been shot 9 times, I do not have a gimpy leg.
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[11 Jan 2005|07:03pm] |
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"How To Type ______"
Scene
Well, scene typing is very simple, yet complex. Many variations of it. Let's give a few examples:cant
Ex. 1
typingwithoutspacesisreallyubercool(usinguberalotisscenetoo)becauseyaknownotbeingabletoreadwhatapersonissayingisreallycool.
Ex 2.
typing absolutely perfectly without capitals is scene as well. Or just absolutely perfect typing gives you more scene points!!1!!one!!!11!!! (<-- and when you make your exclamations like that, it's really cool or something, I really have no idea in hell why I thought I would just mess around with you guys, :P.)
-Oh, and when you're making a journal, uses Courier 6 PT as your font...A DIR!
-On AIM or whatever messenger, these fonts are acceptable: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, Courier, Courier New, Times New Roman, or some fancy script. WEBDINGS!!! Like ambulances (a must have at one point in time for your profile) or a plus, or anything else.
-When choosing your HTML-ed out layout, make sure you have lots and lots of bright colors. Or, you could go for the muted colors look. Black and white is so last week.
-If not above^^ make sure you have a bands picture as your background, or don't even think about calling yourself scene.
-One more thing...dinosaurs pwn. (P-own, nothing else...)
-Pluses (++_______) are REALLY scene.
Diction:
Scene Points-scene points
an elaborate system for calculating popularity commonly joked about among scenesters and scenester wannabes. everybody know what they are but no one will actually admit they exist.
for example, these things give you scene points:
-bandanas
-straight edge
-veganism
-black hair over face
-collecting vinyl
-having obscure band merch
-wearing tight pants
-being friends with bands, promoters, etc.
these things make you lose scene points:
-wearing volcom, zero, hurley, etc.
-liking good charlotte
-asking for an autograph
-driving (scene kids walk/take the bus)
-having anything to do with rap
-getting a tan
Aw fuck! I can't make it to the show tonight! There go my scene points.
(taken from urbandictionary.com)
Oh, and every week I will be doing a new How To -PLUS ONE SCENE POINT!-, not just typing, but other things as well.)
-Justin Sane
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[10 Jan 2005|09:11pm] |
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Brett Bretterson here, here to ruin the ska scene for you kiddos.
Traditional ska guy: Anybody want a lesson on skanking?
3rd Wave ska guy: YOU CAN'T GIVE LESSONS! YOU'RE NOT WEARING CHECKERBOARD ANYTHING!
Traditional ska guy: But I'm one of the traditional ska kids.
3rd Wave ska guy: HUH?
Traditional ska guy: Nevermind…
--- so about that lesson, who the fuck cares whether you know how to skank or not? Does it really matter if you don't "pick it up" at a ska show. Back in my day, kids would go to shows just to enjoy the music.
Kids these days…
So when I go to shows I normally see some people my age, just enjoying the music, having a beer, the usual. Then I see these…'ska kids' I can identify them by their clothing only! A mix of people I saw there had either: checkerboard shoes, checkerboard wristband, ska band tshirt, a suit complete with a hat, etc. As well, kids who skank, are really just skipping in a circle. REALLY just look at them. An occasional mosh pit breaks out which can be interesting, but please… a ska pit? I don't think so. So, the next time you find yourself wearing checkerboard shoes, or a suit of some sort, go and pick it up! Because as they say, you dropped it.
- Brett Bretterson
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[09 Jan 2005|09:18pm] |
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Sorry, Sorry. We've been working on some new stuff, But other things have been getting in the way (Yeah, Suprise-Suprise! We too have lives!). We promise we will have more things up soon. Coming up will be a weekly comic, called 'Scenster.' It'll probably turn out like shit, seeing how I'm no artist, and Neither is Justin or Mateo. But we try. We try. But for now, heres a little something Mateo did.
- Pat Thetic
( REPRESENT )
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| If all the world's a stage...why so many damn scenes? |
[04 Jan 2005|11:19pm] |
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There's definitely way too many scenes now. It seems like if a group of people want to feel special, they just come up with a cool name for themselves and call it a "scene." All the multitudes of music scenes were pissing me off, but I've held my tongue. And they really pissed me off. ALOT! Especially because every scene is filled with a million posers. You can always identify a poser immediately, because conversations with them usually go like this:
"Hey, you've got some ketchup on your mouth…"
"Don't judge me man!"
"Chill out dude, I was just…"
"This is my culture! You damn conformist."
These are also the first people to say "[insert subculture icon here] is such as sell-out," and "what happened to you, man? It used to be about the music."
But I've held my tongue.
Where I feel I must draw the line though, is with the straight-edge scene. What the hell is this? These are people who abstain from drugs, alcohol, and promiscuous sex. And they call it a scene!!! In my day, we had a name for people like that. We called them NERDS, and they were DAMN PROUD to be it.
Being a nerd myself, I think it's only fair that nerds should get their own scene. We've already got the music and clothes thanks to bands like Weezer and their whole "geek-chic" think. And there's certainly enough rich nerds to provide us with our icons.
Except for that Bill Gates. I don't like him. He's a sell out. What happened Bill? It used to be about the music. Wait…Bill Gates never made music. Uhhh, what I meant to say was….erm….hey don't judge me man! This is my culture!
- Caleb Major
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[03 Jan 2005|05:39pm] |
Alrighty, I had a bunch of schoolwork to do today, so I started two things and haven't finished them. One is a gangster kid, and another is a ska kid, although it isn't coming out too well, so I probably won't be posting it.
And err...this journal just doesn't mock hardcore/emo etc. scene, it mocks every scene. Including ska. I don't know much about ska, I listen to a bit of it and think it's very good, but I don't know that much about it, so I won't be posting too much about it. However, I know a lot about most other scenes, so voila.
Oh, and whoever the hell whoreitbitch is, people are mistaking you for Pat Thetic and myself? Erm, sorry. And Sal, I'm sorry, if I ever do post anything about yourself in future (and I probably won't considering the mized response...) I will IM you first, or something. Thank you for not being an asshole<3.
-Justin Sane
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[02 Jan 2005|10:19pm] |
Sorry the post before this offended kids.
I had to delete it.
This journal is for fun.
Some people obviously think that we have no lives and whatever. Some people think that we are making fun of Sal.
We meerly used him as an example.
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[02 Jan 2005|06:54pm] |
I AM 20% EMO!  Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... |
I found that to be as scary as a pregnancy test.
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[02 Jan 2005|06:24pm] |
Hi. We don't have a banner, and we didn't know how to make a community. So we made it a journal. Just click on the name. -->
Basically, this is a comedy journal, making fun of the scenes.
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[02 Jan 2005|04:51pm] |
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Comic:
This is a common depiction of the EMO-life. A young boy with his EMO-glasses and skin tight pants decides his life is no longer worth living. Why you ask? Surely it must have been a tragic, hapless, yet self realizing event.
No. It turns out they didn't have the tight TBS (Taking back Sunday) T-shirt he wanted to get at Hot Topic.
Diction:
Taking Back Sunday: An overrated "Emo" or "Punk" band that depresses young children, often resulting in self-mutilation. Most importantly, they suck ass.
Hot Topic: The refuge for the modern day Anticonformists who are compelled to buy mass produced t-shirts containing: Band logos, clever sayings, and smart alek remarks.
- Pat Thetic
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| All on the subject of degrading emo kids. |
[01 Jan 2005|04:03pm] |
Comic.
Below is the cut to our first comic. Nothing good, really. But whatever. We aren't artists. Or I'm not. Ok, back on topic. Comment if you like.
Emo LJ Entry.
Below is a cut to something modeled after an LJ entry of an emo kid. I wrote MOST of it, not the mood and the thing above the mood(kid's username.) Work of my friend. But anyway, I wrote the rest and then scanned it and scribbled all over it with Paint. Again, comment if you like.
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Diction
Emo Violin- The act of taking a sharp object (the bow of the violin) and using it against your arm (the violin.)
( Short-Shitty Comic. Oh, and Emo LJ Entry. )
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[01 Jan 2005|03:51pm] |
The whole point of this journal is to poke fun at the music scene. Whether it be hardcore, ska, emo, screamo, emocore, grindcore, rap, metal, metalcore, anything with your damned core, it will be here. We will be ruthless, rude, obnoxious, assholes. And we don't care. (O yes, this is the work of two people. We don't care.)
Do not post anything being a whiny bitch and complaining about our work. You're post will most likely be deleted, or if we find you to be amusing, we will humiliate you in front of the Livejournal community. No, we do not patent anything, so take whatever the fuck you want and flame the music scene.
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