User Profile

Fuck not, lest ye be fucked.

I like:
Metal, Kenneth Branagh, MSNBC's Week In Pictures, dogs with soft ears, purple, mini wheats, dry heat, Rapid Lightning swimming hole, The H-MWHC, Yann Tiersen, Chung's, Nikon D70's, callouses, The Haunted Mansion, Buddy Holly glasses, cowboy boots, Veggie Delites, Minus The Bear, big towels, graffiti, inner tubes, heavy snowfall, breakdowns, dragonflies, fishing, Pop Tarts, good movies, the smell of horse shit, astronomy, teal sharpies, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, spelling bees, vacancy in all situations, people who are habitually late, 2% milk, cats that act like dogs, local bands, thrift store dishes, analog phones, planting flowers in Black Blake's planters, forest fires, heresy, banjos, 11:11, eclipses, centrifugal force, bridges, roller derby, Mick Duff's root beer, tattoos with thoughtful placement, deer, the smell of cooking meat, shade, Jawbreaker, thunder storms, Mr. Chalich, gruyere, raw turkey dogs, Counting Crows, wheatpaste, late summer colors, Angela Anaconda, honey comb.

I don't like:
People who grind their teeth, dust, lip gloss, ranch style beans, Neti-Pot, banana taffy, Gamecube, long drives with no music, underground elevators, slow novels, maxi-pads, Nickleback, turkey, Thanksgiving in general, people who are drunk in bad situations, constant optimism, cold feet (figuratively and literally), neck cramps, file loss, dead fish, when rugs smell like pee, dropping things, neon colors, pens with no ink, dead batteries, blisters, orange, over-ear headphones, paper cuts, hamsters and gerbils, second-hand smoke, watered down drinks, sand where it shouldn't be, sticker bushes, the left side of my body and its inability to properly function on a regular basis, bruises, fish hooks, straws, sleeping in beds with other people, being cold, event wristbands, burning my mouth.