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Courses include:- Turning Wolverine into a Pussy 101
- Giving Just About Every Mutant a Cameo and Then Promptly Kill Them All
- Kill Off the Most Beloved Character of The Series By Having Another Character Blast Him Into Billions of Pieces With Her ~power~
- Lighting 101
- Inserting Nudity and Sexuality into Mainstream Movies 5
- Being a Shitty Director Even Though You Are Executive Producer of Prison Break
source: me cruising
WoWInsider.com looking for ret pally tree info and being all eagley-eye on the sidebars. Oh, and my ingenuity at the course titles.
[yes, I'm fairly certain he's not teaching the course(s), but I still thought it was funny how they put his name on there, like it's going to make the peoplez come out of the woodwork. "HAI GUIEZ! BRET RATNER IS DOOING THIS! LETZ GO! ELLE OH ELLE!]