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August 20th, 2008

emeyea, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:45 pm: Learn How To Ruin a Franchise!
Now you, too, can learn how to make millions of people hate you for killing off every single character or turning them into a wuss! Sign up now!


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Courses include:


- Turning Wolverine into a Pussy 101
- Giving Just About Every Mutant a Cameo and Then Promptly Kill Them All
- Kill Off the Most Beloved Character of The Series By Having Another Character Blast Him Into Billions of Pieces With Her ~power~
- Lighting 101
- Inserting Nudity and Sexuality into Mainstream Movies 5
- Being a Shitty Director Even Though You Are Executive Producer of Prison Break



source: me cruising WoWInsider.com looking for ret pally tree info and being all eagley-eye on the sidebars. Oh, and my ingenuity at the course titles.


[yes, I'm fairly certain he's not teaching the course(s), but I still thought it was funny how they put his name on there, like it's going to make the peoplez come out of the woodwork. "HAI GUIEZ! BRET RATNER IS DOOING THIS! LETZ GO! ELLE OH ELLE!]

onacruise, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 10:30 pm: newest SNL cast member
Saturday Night Live has named its newest cast member... )

source

If you go to the source he's also apparently in the video they embedded on there

Current Music: Fiona Apple - The First Taste | Scrobbled by Last.fm
caznorfe, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 08:59 pm: Guests on The NBC Today Show

The United States Women's Eight Rowing Team pose on the NBC Today Show set after winning gold medals at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 18, 2008 in Beijing, China.

+12 )

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tofubetch, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 09:42 pm: New Update: Greetings From Twilight


dazzledazzle... )

source: http://www.greetingsfromtwilight.com/ and youtube

eyehearttv, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 12:44 am: Daryl Hall + Chromeo
A little random but why not... Daryl Hall of Hall + Oates invited Vice electro-rockers Chromeo over to his place to music nerd out and play some songs together.



Click here to see the show.


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dnfrommn, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:43 pm: New Burn After Reading teasers - Character focused (possible spoilers if you watch)
Are you concerned about Frances McDormand's "ginormous ass"? Her character Linda is. Nothing beats her take on safe sex, though.



George Clooney adores you, baby. Or at least, Harry the private dick does.



Brad Pitt, well, he's clueless but cute Chad.



And John Malkovich, as Osborne, the man with the plan. (Also features Tilda Swinton as his "supportive" wife.)




Source for links to traileraddict.

I can't wait to see this. It looks like a lot of fun.

runtsix, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 12:30 am: Images from the Japanese premiere of Sex and the City, complete with the Japanese versions of the American girls (not really, but they are strikingly similar).

except this girl, Noriko Aota:


more and the rest )

there are so many outfits here that i...just don't understand

starmasher, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 10:00 pm: Linzy-Binz
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More pics'n'schtuff under the cut... )



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chung_____chung, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 09:00 pm: ANTM "model" gets "work"
Anya models for the Gilt Groupe's Habitual sale
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more and nothing too exciting )

starmasher, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 05:48 pm: Another Blind Item Not Yet Posted
Purity Ring? More like PR ring. One of these self-proclaimed virgins is anything but. On a recent tour, this performer was so wasted during the meet and greet that they didn’t notice that a groupie had a cell phone filming parts of the sheninagans. The video footage wasn’t too salacious, but against image. Where were the handlers on this one? They are usually on top of this sort of thing, but the only thing on top was our performer, and what a performance! Time will tell if this video makes it into mainstream media. If so, look for a quick denial and some charity work. That kind of cover-up worked well for them last time.
Choices... )

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introtoanarchy, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 08:25 pm: Aaron Eckhart at the HFPA's Annual Summer Luncheon. How mystical sounding*~

A little liquid courage, Mr. Dent? )

COME ON BBS.
EVEN THE TWILIGHT POAST HAS MORE COMMENTS
THAN WE DO.


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crazyfirecrotch, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 08:22 pm: It's Morphin' Time!
P!nk Power Ranger Knocked Up.

It ain't Zordon's.


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They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score, No one can ever take them down )


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ididthatonce, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:10 pm: Moar Failps love (fixed Hotlink)

Jeezy and OutKast on Michael Phelps

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Major lulz at "holler."

P.S. Photobucket

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babyrosemary, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:08 pm: Gossip Girl @ Columbia shoot
My sister was an extra and I just grilled her for information and spoiler attempts for your benefit! Mind you I know NOTHING about this show. I didn't really get much from her but I figured you would want some scraps.

First she said the season will begin on October 1st- I thought I read here Sept 1st? If so I'm sorry.

No one was allowed to see a script or know anything about the episode and they were apparently out right told "Do NOT talk to the actors. They are working."

Another quote came from wardrobe in response to an extra being displeased with the dress she was given: "I don't really give a shit what you like." I liked that.

All else was she was either walking onto scenes (3 total) that were supposed to look like a busy street (but were instead just the entrance of Columbia) and my sister was to look like she was chatting up a friend behind Nate's limo while he and Chuck talked in the front of it.

She also said that everyone is so unbelievably beautiful in person that she would date both genders, that apparently her elbow brushed into Penn's while they shared an elevator and she made direct eye contact with Westwick although visual seduction attempts apparently failed. In closing she said all throughout that she was verging on a heart attack. :P

Pay was standard, food was good, everyone was nice.

I hope you enjoyed, this was the best I could do.

jughoood, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 08:11 pm:
WHAT'S THE NEXT SCARY MOVIE TO BE REMADE? )


petite_fouine, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:08 pm: YWCA warns: Beauty obsession a danger to American women


brb, forwarding to mtv )

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sasa418, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 11:00 pm: Angie Harmon & Jason Sehorn expecting #3


 Angie Harmon and husband Jason Sehorn are expecting their third child, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE.

Harmon, 36, who starred in Law & Order, and Sehorn, 36, a former NFL player, are parents of daughters Finley, 4, and Avery, 3.

"Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn are thrilled to announce that they are expecting their third child," the rep says. 

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220468,00.html

Previous post 2+ weeks ago was unconfirmed - Now it's official.
And now to Bela, for the reaction -
  



brenden, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 07:40 pm: CONTEST TIME!
Time for another fast and easy contest!

~NYC garage glam band~ Semi Precious Weapons apparently loves ONTD so we wanna show them some love (and apparently Kate Moss does, too). Here's the video for their...uhhh... self-titled track "Semi Precious Weapons."

More info on the band can be found at their Myspace and website.


ONTO THE GIVEAWAY. Up for grabs are 10 necklaces from the line of jewelry frontman of Semi Precious Weapons sells all over the world at Barneys and Urban Outfitters. What do you gotta do? Well, since the last giveaway was effortless and went over well, here are the rules from the last one...

Comment on this post. That's it. All comments are screened, and only one comment per person to enter. Multiple comments get you disqualified and will be verified. I'll pick the winners at random. Giveaway is open to US residents only. (I'm working on you Canucks in the future, so spare me the OMG RACIST comments, please!)

vangogh_ourears, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 07:48 pm: Who won this challenge? Who got sent home?


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ididthatonce, posting in ohnotheydidnt @ 10:51 pm: The answer is yes.

Are 5th-graders smarter than Georgia superintendent?

Kathy Cox a contestant on Fox quiz show

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Is Kathy Cox smarter than a fifth-grader?

We’ll find out Sept. 5 when Georgia’s state schools superintendent appears on the popular game show, “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” On the show, adults answer questions based on lessons kids learn in elementary school.

“I hope she doesn’t miss some easy geography question,” joked Matt Cardoza, spokesman for the Georgia Department of Education. Cox is a former high school social studies teacher.

The show’s producers approached Cox and asked her to try out, Cardoza said. Alpharetta comedian Jeff Foxworthy hosts the show.

Some question Cox’s decision to appear on the show — especially when schools are facing severe cuts because of a statewide budget shortfall and thousands of students failed parts of the Criterion-Referenced Competency Tests, which are based on the state’s curriculum.

“The budget is in meltdown, the CRCT is a mess and you have a superintendent in Hollywood taping a game show,” said Tim Callahan, spokesman for the Professional Association of Georgia Educators, an advocacy group. “It gives new definition to the word frivolous.”

Cardoza said no taxpayer money was used to enable Cox to appear on the show, which was taped Aug. 6 in Los Angeles.

“It’s a show that promotes education and her job is to promote education in Georgia,” Cardoza said. “This is a great way to promote Georgia.”

Only if she does well. We won’t know until the show airs because Cox can’t disclose what happened.

Hopefully, the superintendent will perform better than the other contestant — supermodel Kathy Ireland.


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IDK if these kinds of posts are allowed, but it cracked me up.  For anyone fortunate enough to not know how horrible GA state schools are... they're 49/50th in the country depending on year.

Edited to fix source link.


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