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Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:50:14 GMT

The ancient datastacks that lined the corridor hummed softly as they always had, covered in blankets of dust that had accumulated over the eons. Each one contained histories and archives from a far distant time, information that had been abandoned...or had it?
A mighty thunder filled the corridor as a pair of doors slowly slid open, a single shadow falling upon the floor as the dim light of a sun hidden behind thick clouds feebly tried to shine in. The figure strode into the chamber with an air of authority and command, his long flowing robes fluttering against the floor as he made his way towards a central console.
"It has been long enough," the figure muttered to itself, and with one clenched fist punched a button upon the console. Floodlights abruptly exploded into blindingly bright white life, enveloping the chamber in light. The hum of the datastacks rose to a roaring crescendo. The sound of machinary from every corner filled the chamber. The figure grinned a wicked leer...the Secondus Librarium was back online.

So, you must be asking yourself, why am I restarting this old clunker of an LJ? Because I fucking can and I was bored, really.
This LJ will predominantly be used to post anything that doesn't merit mention on Librarium Primus (__oni_no_kaze__), keep up with people who haven't friended Librarium Primus properly, and to simply give me something to do online when I'm bored.

And for those of you who haven't been keeping up, I'm in the Navy now; stationed at Great Lakes, Illinois training to be an Engineman (EN) and hoping to get stationed in Japan...which is looking very positive right about now.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE?!

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:44:30 GMT

Still feeling weird now that MISU-chan's gone...maybe it's because of HOW he died....

Got home from work to find him laying on his back in the cage gasping for breath. I thought he was in shock or something because he seemed to have gotten his leg trapped in the cage somehow so I got him loose and wrapped him in a warm, moist towel. He settled down after that and seemed to be rather content.
Then he started gasping for air again and then suddenly, as I held him in my hands....he died. My pet hamster died in my hands. That does something to a guy, let me tell you. Cage still hasn't been moved out of the room yet.

Ah well. ON TO OTHER SUBJECTS!
Like the WEEKEND!

Well, thanks to my fucking Insurance payments (My PPO alone runs about $79-something a paycheck...and I've also got dental!), instead of getting a nice juicy $580.98 paycheck I instead was handed one for $476.87. Now, I know I shouldn't be complaining. I've got a good thing going here for now.
But I just so want to get the fuck out of my job.
So I'm lookin' for a new one! ^_^
Anyways. Saturday. I work half a day. Thinking about working a full day to get in some good overtime. Then I'm hanging out with Jeovany and D. It's gonna be great...just like the old days.

As for Sunday's plans...I'm gonna go to chuuch and stay at home all day. Because my laundry ain't gonna do itself.

Damn I am one mature, responsible individual!

Crossposted from ONI-NO-KAZE

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:07:31 GMT

Today, June 16th, 2006 On the hour of 6:35pmEdmond Bosch Stevenson (a.k.a. Mobile Infantry Special Unit One/MISU-1) passed away at the ripe old age of six (human reckoning) years. The cause of death was determined to be age and an aggravated eye infection.Edmond first came to me as a gift from Jessica (a.k.a. a.k.a. ), who at the time was raising hamsters as a hobby. Near the end of the art class we had been taking, she gave me Edmond as a parting gift of affectation. That was in the year 2001. I raised and cared for Edmond all those years, and although on many occasions we failed to get along (damn bugger bit my finger!) I was always glad to come home from work and see him curled up in the corner of his cage, just dozing away without a care in the world.He was a good pet hamster, fuzzy and cute to the last.He will be missed.Edmond will be interred in The Family Gardens, next to the roses and just down the hill from the blueberry bushes. The service will be held on June 16th, 2006 on the hour of 7:35pm.A picture of him will be available at a later date.

"Rest in Peace, Misu-kun"

HAIL TO THE MACHINE!

Fri, 26 May 2006 23:49:45 GMT

You scored as Industrial/Rivet-Head. You're a rivet-head. You like industrial music, warehouses, and you are a minion of the machines.

Industrial/Rivet-Head

92%

Fantasy Goth

92%

Anything-Goes Goth

83%

Death Rocker

71%

Understanding Outsider

67%

Cyber-goth

58%

Confused Outsider

50%

Ethereal Goth

50%

Perky Goff

29%

Old-school Goth

29%

Romantic Goth

25%

What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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I'm quite frankly not surpised by this at all.
For as long as I can remember, factories and steel mills have fascinated me to no end. I love machines. I love all they stand for and all they promise. When I saw The Matrix, it wasn't Zion and the Humans I was rooting for.

And it's not the nice, futuristic machines I really love. Oh no. Heavy, grinding, ominous gears and gouts of steam, billowing clouds obscuring the sky, the air filled with the sound of metal grinding against metal in a pulsating, throbbing rythmn that could drive a normal man mad...molten rivers of ore coursing as far as the eye can see...gleaming steel and chrome...rust-encrusted iron...glorious! Glorious!

As far as silly quizzes go, this one got me pegged right on. GLORY TO THE MACHINE!

My dream has a 300 horsepower turbo engine

Thu, 25 May 2006 22:34:36 GMT

Fuck lurking. POST MORE.

First on the table tonight: My car. As soon as I get that piece of shit running again I'm trading it in.
Now, I know what you might be thinking..."But Oni-kun, you've had Kurokaze for so long! There are so many good memories between you two!" True. But Kurokaze is also a 1997 Ford Escort LX that has been driven into the ground. I've probably sunk more into that car to keep it functional than it cost to buy it in the first place. It's like a Black Millenium Falcon! Something's always breaking down or falling apart, and if I ever want to become financially independant I need a vehicle I can rely on. A vehicle that is fast, affordable, and most importantly safe (gotta keep that insurance low!).
What sort of a car is this, you ask? For what might I be giving up my first automobile?

THIS

That's right. Subaru Impreza WRX STI.
Next stop is the dealership to talk financing and loans, test drives, and of course deciding if this truly is the car I want. There may be the case that I find something else and decide on it instead, but this is my dream right now.

A dream that has a 300 horsepower turbo engine.

Isolated

Wed, 24 May 2006 03:50:05 GMT

I don't seem to know what's going on anymore.

I'm lost, confused, bitter, frustrated, and quite frankly in need of a long time away from humanity. I just want to pack up and leave. But I can't.
I've got responsibilities and duties I have to attend to. I have bills to pay and a car to fix and gods fucking dammit I am so fucking tired of this shit!

Why can't things just be simple, dammit?!

Just a little update...

Wed, 24 May 2006 00:14:51 GMT

NEW USERPIC!

Thanks stellabambino! Now I've really got a pic that suits my personality! ^_^

A Longer Entry

Mon, 22 May 2006 04:47:49 GMT

Okay, it's 12:16am and I've got a lot to go over so here we go:

ONE: I've decided that I am in fact not, repeat not going to MetroCon. There will be far too much drama and crap that I don't need for it to be a wonderful and relaxing vacation....a.k.a. the thing I've earned and deserve. Instead I will be saving money and traveling a much lesser distance to attend PERSACON, a wonderful little Con in Huntsville Alabama.
Yes, that's right, Alabama. There are actually anime fans there...in fact the gigantic Naruto Cosplay Group (The Fighting Dreamers) came from that same area.....and they all fucking love me. So yeah.
Florida would be nice, but Alabama's closer and cheaper so frugality wins out on that one.
That and it's a nice, little Con. A Con where I can kick back, relax, and enjoy my vacation from My Everyday Hell.
PersaCon.....It's in Alabama!

TWO: I know what Munchausen's Syndrome is, boys and girls...do you?
Well if you don't Unca Oni'll set ya straight on the issue!
Munchausen's Syndrome is a terrible psycological disorder, where a person does things to themself in order to seem ill or suffering from a disease....all to get attention. Some people shave their heads and claim they're undergoing Chemotherapy when they don't even have Cancer...some ingest cleaning products or other things to stimulate the development of serious medical conditions. They lie about having these terrible ills, and go to any and all lengths to prove it...including doing things to themselves to actually make it look like they're suffering.
The sad thing is, the person doesn't see anything wrong with this. They feel they have to be weak, sick, ect in order to gain the love and (most importantly) the attention of those around them.
Of course, kids, this is just your ol' Unca Oni's way of explaining the thing. You'd be better off GOOGLE'in it.

THREE! My fucking car fucking broke down. AGAIN! Did I mention I fucking hate my car? I might be taking the day off tomorrow to see if I can't fix it, and to go shopping around for a new car. Strangely enough, I'm thinking Subaru.
According to what I've been reading, they make some of the safest cars on the road right now...and the WRX just looks fucking cool.
So yeah, Kurokaze's been good to me but it's seriously time to ditch the black tank and get with a nice new ride.

FOUR: cursedcrossbow, zamiel, his girl and several other people did in fact hit the RenFest today (it's Sunday). It was fun. I bought a nice new arabian vest that looks quite dashing on me and goes wonderfully with my white hakama...which picked up all kinds of debris as we walked around, causing no end of scratchiness to my poor legs. I also think I got a little sunburned, but that's what I get for not wearing sunblock. Oh fucking well, I deal with it.
Bought a really nice sword and two cat-o-nine-tails whips, probably going back after I get another paycheck to pick up this awesome flute I saw and some incense...lots of incense!
Everything was expensive and overpriced, as usual...except for The Little Pirate Ship, which was the most fucking awesome shop in the whole thing.
"EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM IS JUST TEN DOLLARS!!!"

FIVE: Well, I'm tired as hell. I just got in thanks to AAA getting my car towed back to my house; and I'm so ready for bed it hurts.
I'm going to finish typing this up, enjoy a niiiiiice loooong shower, and then go to bed...probably be around 1:20am by that time.
At least I'm not getting to sleep at 2:30am like Saturday.

Hey, what can I say? Having fun is a full-time occupation! ^_^

I was feeling poetic today

Sat, 20 May 2006 19:43:43 GMT

The Winds they speak to me
They whisper a warning of disaster
Of wars and plots unleashed against me
Yet still I stand proud and unashamed

The Winds they howl past me
They scream a scream of bitterness and anger
Of Drama unleashed and running wild
Yet still I stand proud and unashamed

Yet still I stand proud and unashamed
I will not break or bend
Yet still I stand proud and brave against all odds
I have faced worse and prevailed
I shall yet prevail again

My spirits are as strong as the wind
My heart strong as the gale
Carried by the gentle breeze of destiny
Down whatever road my life is fated to go
I shall not ever allow myself to fail
The pride of my family fills my breast
My friends at my side I see them even now stand
A golden sun shines upon me
As I continue down my road that never ends

sigh more relationship drama

Fri, 19 May 2006 03:04:39 GMT

I
JUST
CAN'T
FUCKING
WIN.

The Oni is tired. His back is sore.
The Oni's been working 10 hour days all week.
The Oni gets paid tomorrow, on Friday.
The Oni's girlfriend is mad at him.
The Oni fails.

The Oni could really use a fucking hug right about now.

NEW DEFAULT PIC!

Thu, 18 May 2006 02:38:01 GMT

Got bored and decided to change up my default user picture...here's the full-size pic in case you were curious....

To quote Austin Powers....YEEAAAH, BABY!

GATHER THE HOARD!

Tue, 16 May 2006 23:54:10 GMT

GATHER THE HOARD!

This Sunday, zamiel, cursedcrossbow, stellabambino, decadent_east, and a few others are heading down to the Renaissance Festival for a day of chaos, mayhem, and a general good time for all involved. What makes me especially happy is that I just found out one of my new friends from Momo-Con is the man who runs The Black Mages's Website! GEEKGASM! Might be getting a carpool together with him for MetroCon.

Yes, I am going to try and go to MetroCon. Because The Oni needs a fucking vacation, dammit, that's why! You got a problem with that, to quote my hero Bender, "YOU CAN KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
(No, The Oni's ass is not made of metal, the line just sounds good!)

Now then...The Oni poses a question to you:
Say someone has claimed to suffer illnesses X and Y, and has suddenly popped up with Condition Z...which does not fit X and Y: They either have X and Y, or Z.
Because having X, Y, and Z would mean they were a medical oddity.
Please note I am not naming names here, and this is completely and totally anonymous in aspect.
This could be anybody, anyone, anywhere. I state again, I AM NOT REFERRING TO ANYONE IN PARTICULAR.

Would this not sound just a little fishy to you after careful consideration?

I asked a friend of my family who is in the medical field (helps to have Northeast Georgia Medical Center practically right down the road from your house) about this, and he said the most likely option was Munchausen's Syndrome.

For those of you who might be interested in learning more about this fascinating thing, I provide the following link:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Marc_Feldman_2/
You should get any questions you have about this answered there.

So then. As a concerned individual who cares about this person, I'm asking for your opinions on this matter. Opinions? I'm at a total loss so I'm turning to you people.

DRAMA OFF THE PORT SIDE!

Sat, 13 May 2006 20:52:50 GMT

WARNING: Things are about to get serious and heartfelt around here. If such things are not to your liking, please feel free to scroll down to the Queen Bandora/Rita Repulsa Memorial Post and look at the silly pictures.

Those of you who know me know also of sting_of_fate, a.k.a. That Woman.
A while back I was drunk/intoxicated/not in my right fucking mind and I posted a very immature and disrespectful entry that acted as the firing pin in a Nuclear Bomb of Drama that had been boiling quietly beneath the surface for almost a year. This entry brought events to a point I had in fact been planning on reaching, only sometime later on like in fall or winter. To put it simply, bad shit happened, everything went wrong, and the whole damn mess pretty much blew up right in my face.
That was almost a week ago.

I've been thinking about the whole thing ever since then. I can't seem to get it off my mind.
The other night I was chatting with a friend from Momo-Con about it and he suddenly asked me a question about the situation that threw everything I had been thinking and feeling into focus:
"Why?"
I couldn't answer. I thought I had the answer, but when I looked for it...there was no answer.
After that I spent some time thinking about sting_of_fateand the things she had been through up to this point....

An event occured that caused her to pack up everything and move to Saint Petersburg Florida.
She barely knew anyone and stayed with friends until she made enough to get by on her own.
After meeting bsaes, Hurricanes Katrina and Rita hit. She moved back to Georgia to be with him.
She's had stalkers and fanboys pester and harass her.
She's had to fight and struggle for every last bit of happiness, in a life that is from my view a very uphill battle.
She stands by her friends like a mother, and I've no doubts she'd fight to the death for them.
She's suffered through heartbreak, sorrow, illness, loneliness, adversity, and almost overwhelming odds.
If Death Itself were to stare her down she'd probably laugh, spit in it's face, and pimpsmack it onto it's ass.

Even now I can't remember why I wanted to stand against her. Even now I can't recall a single thing she did that would merit my wrath and enmity to any degree....even if I could, it couldn't compare with the shit she's been through. The stuff I've been through is almost like nothing compared to her trials and tribulations.
Then, yesterday, I was looking through one of my copy of "Zen Flesh, Zen Bones" and came across a story....
(Not verbatim, mind you)

Tanzan and Ekido were walking down a muddy road. A heavy rain was still falling.
As they turned a corner they came across a lovely young girl dressed in a beautiful kimono on the corner, who needed to cross to the other side but could not because of the mud.
Tanzan said "Come on, girl." and lifted her up and carried her over to the other side of the road. The other monk was greatly disturbed by this, but said nothing until they reached a lodging temple later that night.
"We monks aren't supposed to go near girls, especially young and lovely ones like her. It is dangerous." he said.
"I left the girl by the road," Tanzan replied. "Are you still carrying her?"

After reading that it felt like my mind flew wide open. Every negative thing I had ever once felt about vanished.
All I felt was regret. She deserves respect, and admiration, for all that she has accomplished.
She is now to be married this September during AWA. I can honestly say I am happy for her and wish her and bsaes nothing but the best.
She is now pregnant. I can honestly say that I am happy for her and bsaes, and I am praying (and burning incense!) for a safe delivery.

In the end, I think she is a good person who anybody should feel honored to call a friend; and I have done her a great disservice with immature and disrespectful words.
I feel this needs to be said, and so have I said it.

The Kurokaze Flies Again!

Wed, 10 May 2006 01:01:12 GMT

Well, it wasn't the fuel pump.
The spark plugs needed to be changed out, so I went and bought new plugs, wires, and an air filter just because I felt it was time to change the thing out.

IT FUCKING WORKED!

My trusty, thrusty, black fucking tank of a car is roaring with life and roadworthy once again! Now there is NOTHING to keep me from traveling to wherever it is my wheels take me.
NOTHING!

*Insert Maniacal Laughter Here*
Ah my, that was fun. Moving on!

This new bit of info fills The Oni with an overwhelming sense of glee...The Oni has been personally invited by several people he met at Momo-Con to attend another anime con as their friend and companion. The Oni is flattered by their honoring him in such a fashion, and has accepted the kind and generous offer.
The Con?
http://www.animemetro.com/metroconventions/control.cfm
That's right...I'M GOIN' TO METROCON KIDDIES!

I'll probably wind up crashing out with the Momo-Con folks who invited me. If not, hell...it's only a half-hour drive from my grandparent's house, and thirty minutes from my Aunt and Uncle's! Hell, almost ALL of my mom's side of the family lives in Florida (except for one or two Aunts and Uncles who live in upstate New York), so as far as having places to go....I've got this thing covered like KUDZU!

I just wish I had a better costume. Ah well. Giant Kabuki Fans of Awesomeness will have to compensate for lack of kickass costume. At least until Dragon-Con. You won't believe your eyes when you see what I've had Wolfhome working on for me. I shall indeed rock the kabuki hardcore and BRING IT!
Until then I'll just have to make due with what I have. Sigh...isn't that ALWAYS the way?

NEWSFLASH!

Tue, 09 May 2006 03:44:34 GMT

WE INTERRUPT THE ONI'S USUAL ASSHATRY AND MAYHEM TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT:

"In early August of 2005, it was revealed that [Machiko Soga] had been fighting pancreatic cancer for almost two years. On the morning of May 7th, 2006, she finally lost that battle and was found by a friend visting her home."

Today is a day of mourning for those who knew her, a talented actress who made us laugh and embrace evil and all the dreams it promised. Today we honor Queen Bandora, a.k.a. Rita Repulsa; the greatest villain the Power Rangers have ever known.

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HER. SHE WILL BE MISSED.

LORD ZED HAS BEEN IN MOURNING EVER SINCE HEARING THE NEWS.
HE COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT.

IN OTHER NEWS...THE ONI RE-COMMENCES HIS ASSHATRY.

SHE WILL BE MISSED. THE ONI IS QUITE SADDENED BY THIS, AND HONESTLY MOURNS SUCH A TERRIBLE LOSS TO THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY. OUT OF ALL THE VILLAINS IN THE SHOW, SHE TRULY DEMONSTRATED HOW EVIL WOMEN CAN TAKE CHARGE AND BE STRONG AGAINST SPANDEX-CLAD ADVERSITY; A FINE ROLE MODEL FOR GIRLS EVERYWHERE TO LOOK UP TO AND ADMIRE. LET US NEVER FORGET HER.

I need a new car, and I feel like crap

Mon, 08 May 2006 16:07:15 GMT

Seriously, I just can't have nice things.

I think it's about time I got a new car. Honda Element or a Toyota Matrix. Not really too picky 'cause I don't have too much money to work with. Job pays all right, but then there's taxes and insurance to worry about. Not to mention the fact that I still need to money to get back into college, move out of the house, maybe get a new computer, and let's face it....I could use a new job while I'm at it.

Plans, plans, plans...working for the rest of this week, then who the hell knows. Supposed to be going off to Renfest weekend after Mother's Day with cursedcrossbow, stellabambino, decadent_east, and God knows who else. I've also had several people invite me to attend Metro-Con...not too sure if I'm going to go or just stay and save up for Otakon...not too worried about Dragon-Con as I'm on staff....and as for AWA, that's going to be the "Wind down and relax after Dragon-Con" Con this year. Just walk around, buy some stuff, watch some anime, meet some friends, and chill. Maybe even try out for cosplay contest again.

What the FUCK did I drink last night?!?
I feel like fucking HELL. My head is throbbing, my gut is doing a watusi, and I feel like absolute HELL.
Not to mention the shit I posted up on here. Lesson for you all, never fucking post when you are not in your right mind. You'll have a lynchmob on your trail before dawn.
Which brings me to my next topic:

sting_of_fate. I believe I owe you one big-ass apology. Some might say the only way I could attone for what I posted would be seppuku, but that wouldn't go over too well with cursedcrossbow. So...for what it is worth, I am heartily and honestly sorry for the bullshit that was posted, it has been deleted, and such remarks will never disgrace this Livejournal again. I am sorry for having offended you, your man, and anyone else who had the misfortune to glance upon that shit. I am willing to personally apologize to you, and to make amends for my immature and thoughtless actions. I was in no condition to post anything last night, and sincerely regret that my altered state of mind resulted in such behavior. Again, I am so very sorry.

If anyone else reads this, let's just say The Oni was a fuckhead last night and shoved a figurative shotgun up his figurative ass, and this is my way of trying to partially atone for the dire mistake. It was a pretty fucking big one, though. I'm just glad only a few certain people saw it and I was able to delete it before others were able to view it and reply. Fuck I hate it when I pull shit like that.

Ruins my whole reputation.

Graduation, words, and an inspiring song by one of my great musical heroes

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:13 GMT

Congratulations are in order for my beloved little sister Mary, who is going to be graduating from Berry College in Rome Georgia this very Saturday. She's a photojournalism major, and she's three years younger than me.
That would make her 22 this August.

"But Oni-domo", you ask, "What about you and college?"
Well, first off, I went in whilst on medication that had been prescribed for a disfunction I DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE. Secondly, I was hardly ready for the responsibilities college demanded of me.
Simply put, I flunked out and got a job.
But thankfully all is not lost. I've made it a point to sign on for either Lanier Technical Academy or Gainesville College (now a recognized four-year state college) in the Fall and once again pursue that most important piece of paper; a College Degree. It's not too late; I can still get at least an Associate's Degree before I turn 30. As always in The World of The Oni, there is hope; there is always a way.

The Oni went out and purchased Rob Zombie's latest masterpiece "Educated Horses". This demigod of a man can do no wrong. Seriously. He just keeps putting out top-notch material! I don't care how he does it, just so long as he keeps doing it and comes through Atlanta on tour.
BECAUSE THE ONI WILL SO FUCKING BE THERE.

One of the songs on the album particularly touched my fancy, and I must daresay it's downright anthemic for yours truly. So, I present you with The Oni's Latest Theme Song: The Devil's Rejects

I am the Bad One
Distant and Cruel One
I am the Dream that
KEEPS YOU RUNNING down
With distraction
Violent reaction
Scars of my actions
Watch me RUNNING OUT
HELL DOESN'T WANT THEM
HELL DOESN'T NEED THEM
HELL DOESN'T LOVE THEM
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS
Yeah I am the Brains
Some say Insane
Blood is the Rain
That's what life's about
In the Great Wide
Head Split and Tongue Tied
Watch the sun die
When you're RUNNING OUT
(chorus)
(My personal favorite verse here)

YEAH I AM THE KNUCKLE
BOW DOWN AND BUCKLE
HOLD YOUR BREATH
YOUR WORLD IS RUNNING DOWN
LIVE FOR THE FAMILY
DIE WITH THE FAMILY
ALL IS THE FAMILY
MY GUN IS RUNNING OUT

Hell doesn't want them
Hell doesn't need them
Hell doesn't love them
AND THIS WORLD REJECTS THEM

That song really spoke to me on an Oni level. Hell, the whole damn album's terrific. GO OUT AND BUY THE DAMN THING NOW!

Problems Resolved, Plans in Motion!

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:35:06 GMT

Well that didn't take long to fix at all! cursedcrossbow and I have officially worked things out and all is once again well in The Oni's World. UGAnime was great, second-to-last meeting of the semester was awesome. Had a wonderful time, ate lots of sushi and saw Mr. T gun down Tupac for eating his cheetos. Flash Animations are fun! ^_^

Otakon, Dragon-Con, and Anime Weekend Atlanta are already on my Social Event Horizon. Not sure if I'm going to be able to completely afford Otakon but I might try to make it anyways. Dragon-Con is a sure bet as I'm ON STAFF, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! Best recognize!
And Anime Weekend Atlanta?
Let's say I've got plans for that Convention....heh heh heh heh heh....

OPERATION CODENAME: Excidium Argenti
INITIATION DEADLINE: Anime Weekend Atlanta 2006
OPERATION PERIMETERS: Classified

And that's all you're going to know.
I'm not going to say if I'm actually going to be doing something or not.
I'm not going to say if this is actually going to happen or not.
I could just be bullshiting, blowing smoke, tooting my Naughty Oni Horn of DOOM...I've done it before, I could just be doing it again.
Or I could be serious.
You'll just have to wait until the Con to see.

Back onto the subject of cursedcrossbow...good God I fucking love this girl. How many guys can say they have a girlfriend who'll beat down anyone who stands in the way of their personal happiness with such fevor and conviction? Not many, I assure you. Once again, I am living the dream:

A kickass asian girlfriend who draws incredibly well, wants to be a fashion designer, has a beautiful full-figured body, loves hentai/yaoi/yuri, and will throw down on any who come against us like the fist of an angry god.

Once again...The Oni's life does not suck!

Well, it was bound to happen eventually...

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:06:00 GMT

Relationship problems.

Seems I'm having them. With cursedcrossbow. Godammitall, I just can't fucking WIN. I finally get the girl of my dreams, and now the question of "Does she in fact truly love me?" has been brought sharply into focus by current events...which I won't go into detail about here because that'd be unfair to her.

I'm willing to bet money That Woman's going to read this and cackle. "HA! So much for your fucking perfect life, you bastard! You've had this coming!"

I hate this. I truly fucking hate this. I feel completely useless and worthless. Yes, I'm fucking getting Emo; fucking deal with it.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed and maybe things'll be better in the morning. I don't know. With my luck they'll probably either get worse or stay the same...because when The Oni's lucky, he's lucky as all fucking hell....so guess what happens when he isn't so fucking lucky.

*Pops out a lil' umbrella and tries to dodge the larger pieces of shit raining from the sky*

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

I KILL THINGS HARD

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:41:48 GMT

Which Anita Blake Character are you?

You are Edward! The Sociopathic assassin of all things big and scary. Anita may be The Executioner but you're Death. You go after the biggest scariest mo-fos and enjoy it. Some may say you're a bit scary yourself, but you're just drawn that way.
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You'd of never expected it, would you? I love it that people never truly consider what I'm capable of.

Fear and Loathing in...UGAnime?!

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:43:08 GMT

According to a friend of mine I was chatting with on AIM tonight, most of UGAnime hates me. Seriously, they apparently really hate me. Of course, none of them have the spine to actually walk up and tell me to my face (pussies), they just run around behind my back chittering like little highschoolers gossiping in the bathroom about who they don't like before it's time for the next class.

Well guess what? I'm the mother fucking ONI and I don't give in easily. So long as stellabambino got my back I'm gonna keep going to those meetings, hanging out with the people there who DO like me, and there's not a god damn thing they can do about it; because I'm behaving myself. I haven't done anything to deserve getting kicked out, and I don't intend to. If the immature little fucks can't handle me, then that's their fucking problem. I go where I want with who I want whenever I fucking want, and there's nothing anybody can do to stop me.

You can't stop this, bitches. Nobody can. Not even I can stop me sometimes!

EASTER!

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 23:21:33 GMT

Ah...it's amazing what a full night's rest, a thirty-minute shower, an uplifting church service, and a full belly can do for a body.

I feel fucking great.
So, without further ado, the complete synopsis of my weekend.

THURSDAY NIGHT: Was told I wasn't going to be going anywhere or doing anything unless I got my room straightened up and my new bookcase built. So I was up until around 3:30am in the morning dusting, arranging, and setting up my room. Hopped into bed and hoped to God the weekend would be worth it.

FRIDAY: Woke up at 6am and headed out around 6:30am (parents thought I still had work to get to). Headed up to Rabun County to pick up acyd_raine. Finally get up there, get her, and head down to Atlanta. Stop at Gainesville DMV for her to get her I.D. and head to the Con. Miss the exit for I-85 and wind up following I-75 halfway to Jonesboro, turn around and drive back through Downtown down Piedmont and end up back on I-85 South. Finally get off on the right exit and get to the Con.
FroliCon should have been called "WalkaboutaCon", because for most of the day that's all that there really was to do.

Hung out with Keelhauled Studios Pirates Nigel deSade and Bluebeard, got to watch Bluebeard show off his recently-dyed pubes to just about everybody and Nigel draw a smiley face on his dick with a red sharpie marker because of what the girl's fortune cookie said. Other than that, nothing much of interest. Just about everybody at the Con recognized me because of my fans. I snapped one open for Nigel and that's how The Party Hard Corps found me.
Those guys became the most redeeming aspect of the entire weekend for me.
Bought acyd_raine a little something so she'd quit whining and pestering me about it, plus she promised to pay me back later. Then That Woman shows up and they go off to hang out and catch up on things. I totally lose track of them for the rest of the night.
Friday night the parties were few and not very impressive. The Empire of Spankistan was quite entertaining, but there was nothing really happening. The booze was good, though.
Around 4 or 5 in the morning I crash out with Private Drinkmixer (who's there as a guest artist and had pulled an eight-hour workshift for his job in a location just down the road so the entire thing could be a tax writeoff) and wake up at 1:00pm the next day.

SATURDAY: Woke up and wondered just where in the hell acyd_raine had gotten off to. Recieved a phone call from That Woman's phone that they had in fact been kicked out of the Con. They were both at Psi-Upsilon. I got up, took a nice hot shower, drank some Powerade Propel; and shambled out the door. Tossed my stuff in the car and got ready to leave. Went around saying my goodbyes and apologizing for not being there that evening, and headed to the Psi-U House.
I get there, and on the way realize that sunlight makes me cranky as all fucking hell after a night of drinking. Finally pry the girl away and head up to Rabun County again.

Get up to Rabun County, drop her off. She did in fact pay me back for what I bought her, so that's one honor point to her. Head back home, get in around 8pm; crash out around midnight.

SUNDAY, OR TODAY: Woke up and went to church. It's never felt so good. I couldn't stop smiling the whole time, there was just this spirit in the air. I felt at home, some sense of belonging. It was wonderful. Not a single crying baby in the house. It was perfect. Best Easter Service EVAR! Went over to family friend's house and ate and ate and ate until I couldn't eat no more...and then played Star Wars Battlefront II with the youngest son because he asked me to. It was fun. Today was a really great day. It just sucks ass I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Fucking work. I fucking hate my job. Effective this week I start looking for a new one, that pays better and still gives me benefits. Tax refunds are going straight into the College Fund. I'm getting back into school and getting a Degree or a Certificate or something and getting the hell out of my house. I don't care what it takes. I'm getting out of this job and into a career.
And there's not a goddamn thing that's going to stop me. Nothing in this world or the next can stop me. I will cast down and crush all opposition before me.
I am Oni, eternal. The fucking Battery Ram.

GRUNT

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:16:08 GMT

I'm too fucking tired to write out a complete synopsis of the weekend...so for now I'll just write this:

THIS WEEKEND FUCKING FAILED SO HARD.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I PUT SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO MAKING THIS SHIT HAPPEN FOR SO LITTLE FUCKING GRATITUDE.

NO I DID NOT GO TO RENFEST. TOO FUCKING BROKE AND TOO FUCKING TIRED.
GOING TO BED NOW.
NOT HUNG OVER.
LET DOWN, FRUSTRATED, ANNOYED, PISSED, TIRED, SORE, AND IN DIRE NEED OF A MASSAGE AND/OR THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HUG EVER.

I feel used for some reason. Like I've been taken advantage of. It hurts. It mother fucking hurts. Fuck this, I'm going to bed and I'm going to wake up, go to church, and I'm going to feel better.

*List of Things I Have To Be Thankful For* (Trying to make myself feel better)

I have a wonderful, loving, understanding family who will always be there for me unconditionally, no matter what happens.

I have a wonderful, loving, understanding girlfriend.

I have a job that pays $8.25 an hour and gives me health and dental benefits, and lets me work outside with minimal supervision.

I have a fucking CAR.

I have wonderful, loving, understanding friends whom I can always count on like a second family.

I have the intelligence to be successful in anything and everything I set my mind to, no matter the task.

I'm the motherfucking ONI. I kick ass simply by existing, and anybody who says otherwise has their head stuck up their ass so far they can see what they had for breakfast!

FLUX! Mother fucking FLUX!

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 23:22:18 GMT

Well, things have happened and the previous web is in danger of falling apart. THANKFULLY I am a most industrious Spider.

ITEMS OF CONCERN DEALING WITH THE EVENTS OF EASTER WEEKEND:

One - Work
Status - Threat Negated! Friday through Sunday is completely free!

Two - Family
Status - Threat Partially Negated, Problematic Situations Persisting. Reports indicate family is spending Easter Day with friends of said family.
Possibility of this having a negative effect on weekend: Thankfully Low, nothing that cannot be handled.

Three - Renfest
Status - Recently contacted by friend from Momo-Con about attending Rennaisance Festival on Saturday.
Possibility: Uncertain.

Spinning mad webs like a Psychotic Spider

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:14:53 GMT

Well, I've pulled a few strands together in my plan to attend FroliCon! Go me and my bad manipulative self!

STEP ONE: I've told work I need Friday and Saturday off because I'm going to be doing the whole Easter thing with the family...which is true to the extent that it'll mainly be on Sunday. SUCKERS!

STEP TWO: I've asked the family what we're doing for Easter...according to them, we're just going to be going to chuuch and that's about it. After chuuch I should be able to head back down to FroliCon for goodbyes ect.

THE PLAN:
FRIDAY - Head up to Rabun County to pick up acyd_raine (it's her first Party Con!), head down to the Con. Maybe get something to eat for lunch on the way. Get to the Con and PARTY HARD!

SATURDAY - Enjoy the Con, around midnight or so get ready to depart for home. Drop acyd_raine off at Psi-Upsilon House if no other alternatives are available.

SUNDAY - After chuuch head back down to Atlanta, get acyd_raine, and take her back home. Get to bed around 10 or 11pm and wake up ready for work the next day.

DAMN I am GOOD. I might just be able to pull this off...all I can do is hope everything holds together. At least work isn't a problem anymore; that much has been taken care of for a certainty. Now all that's needed is to manage everything else! This had damn well better be worth the effort I'm putting into it...