Current location:	Remembering the past...the glorious, glorious past
Current mood:	mournful
Current music:	Mozart's Requiem

NEWSFLASH!
WE INTERRUPT THE ONI'S USUAL ASSHATRY AND MAYHEM TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT:


"In early August of 2005, it was revealed that [Machiko Soga] had been fighting pancreatic cancer for almost two years. On the morning of May 7th, 2006, she finally lost that battle and was found by a friend visting her home."

Today is a day of mourning for those who knew her, a talented actress who made us laugh and embrace evil and all the dreams it promised. Today we honor Queen Bandora, a.k.a. Rita Repulsa; the greatest villain the Power Rangers have ever known.



THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HER. SHE WILL BE MISSED.
 
LORD ZED HAS BEEN IN MOURNING EVER SINCE HEARING THE NEWS. 
HE COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT.

IN OTHER NEWS...THE ONI RE-COMMENCES HIS ASSHATRY.


SHE WILL BE MISSED. THE ONI IS QUITE SADDENED BY THIS, AND HONESTLY MOURNS SUCH A TERRIBLE LOSS TO THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY. OUT OF ALL THE VILLAINS IN THE SHOW, SHE TRULY DEMONSTRATED HOW EVIL WOMEN CAN TAKE CHARGE AND BE STRONG AGAINST SPANDEX-CLAD ADVERSITY; A FINE ROLE MODEL FOR GIRLS EVERYWHERE TO LOOK UP TO AND ADMIRE. LET US NEVER FORGET HER.