I can do whatever i want like you.

Sun, 28 May 2006 16:49:54 GMT

I would really like to know what they put in crisps to make them so addictive =/

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:56:14 GMT

I think certain people should stop slagging off Reading when its the best festival ever and you're just spiteful coz you didn't get a ticket.

we've had to listen to you moan for the past few months so shut the fuck up and let the people who did get tickets be happy. huge reading festival meet up me thinks?

my boyfriend doesn't even miss me when im away. yeah whatevs. boys suck,

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:52:22 GMT

blah.

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:24:25 GMT

Hi. This is the link for the animation Daniel made me for Valentines Day. I really do have the best boyfriend ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jekFsiHzc9g&search=valentines

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:31:13 GMT

No kidding.

I actually MISS the old lj crew. When people actually updated about 3 times a day and i'd spend a good hour reading what everyone had to say.

claire, lauren, hollie, aimee, steph, SOPHIE THE CUNT, laura, dawn, nic, rich, i know you have lives but get your arses into gear please.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:55:54 GMT

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH PHOTOBUCKET? THE PAGE WONT LOAD!!

Does anyone know any substitute websites? I have sooooo many photos i want you guys to see.

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:27:54 GMT

and what the fuck is up with private myspace profiles?

how much more self involved do you want to look?

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:42:22 GMT

Pictures from last night. I can't be arsed to say much but FOB were good, too many half naked 14 yr olds though and a boy stayed at mine last night. That is all. =]

Me and Mike were blates loving dance, dance.

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:05:24 GMT

Exam in a bit. I'm really hoping there's a question on Big Bro as a performance. I really feel like sitting and ripping the piss out of Pete Burns for an hour.

Falloutboy tonight. woo. Academy 1? Not so wooo. But still woo for getting drunk and going to the after show party at Jillys at getting too drunk.

I'm also spending money today.
There are white converse with my name on them in Schuch, and i fancy a new shirt.

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:13:15 GMT

I have some people to thank for helping me through this year. And I have woken up in an extremely sentimental and emotional mood.

Benjamin James Turner

Ben i love you for so many reasons. You're like the older brother / better Father / Gay best friend i never had and you make me laugh so much. I love how we can sit and get stoned in your room with your marilyn monroe lights on and listen to our random cds like Lou Reed and David Bowie. You're so thoughtful and caring, you always try to see where i'm coming from and you always give such good advice. You give amazing hugs and you just always seem to know what to say, your one liners crack me up all the time and i piss myself constantly when i'm around. I think you are truly a great person and i am so pleased that i met you that one time in our drama workshop. LE TIGRE 4EVS!

Una

Oh UNA!! When am i ever actually going to call you by your real name?? Lol. You are the funniest girl i have ever met hands down. One day i'm getting you up on that stage and showing you off to the citizens of Manchester, and let them hear about your craxy irish family and your musically retarded Father. I love how even though we don't see each other loads (despite you living with me, where are you half the time??) i can still see you and we can always talk and giggle and have a laugh. I love how unbelievably crude we are when we are together, our burping contests and genitalia injokes and our lazy, slobbish Sundays. Catchphrase? "THIS IS THE REASON WE'RE SINGLE KATE!"

Scotty!

Oh Scotty. My little camp dancing queen. Where would i be without your high pitched singing sessions at 3am dancing along to Kylie and Madonna? Your gay antics make me chuckle and i love how every Wednesday morning i see a different boy sneaking out your bedroom, and you think none of us know but we do! Haha. Male tart. I love shopping with you, i love dressing you up and you always compliment me when i least expect it which is lovely. Your like my little child, cooking for you and reminding you to do stuff. Our playstation competitions and winding Ben up and cravings for chip nans at 4am. You're so fun to be around with and when i sit in yr room and we laugh at gay porn, i forget why i was ever sad about stuff.

Le Mac/Antony

Oh Antony <3. How the hell do i put you into words? I've never met a gay like you. You're so straight acting yet so uneblievably gay at times. I LOVE you to pieces and i actually want to marry you. Your endless antony-isms have the whole house in stitches and have elad to a severe uprise in the purchase of post it notes to keep up with your ditzy quotes. You took me on an amazing holiday to Dubai and we shared things that week that have totally made my year. I love how no matter what we're doing we're always laughing and smoking, "Oh no way thats shocking kate!" and we're glued to the television. You constantly surprise me, you make me feel good about myself and living without you would be so utterly weird. You've made me see the good in myself which few people can do and i love you for that.

Wench

Sadie, talking to you about TBS was the best thing i ever did because in you i have found a friend for life. I've never really had a girl-friend who's been EXACTLY into all the things i'm into, so much so that i'm pretty sure we're moulding into one person. I can tell you anything, i can open upto you and you never judge me, no matter what i do or how i act. You give such valid advice and without it, i would have landed myself into some terrible situations. I love our spontaneaity. How we always have loads of gigs to look forward too, dinner round each others houses, 5th ave ventures, trips to town, hair dying sessions, jewellery making. I can sit in a room with you and have us not speaking and it doens't feel awkward. You always seem to know what's on my mind without me even telling you and i really appreciate that in a friend. You're so amazingly fun to be around, when we hang out i just forget everything and laugh and talk until one of us has to go. You do the sweetest little things to try and cheer me up, and your patience and tolerance with me is amazing. I really hope that we never, ever lose touch and that you will always be my wench <3

Tash!

Tash you are one of the most genuine, caring girls i have ever met and i wish you could look in the mirror and see what the rest of us see. You are so giving, so understanding, (if at times your mind does begin to wander lol) and again, i can tell you anything. We seem to have gone through similar things in life and i love how i can tell you something, no matter how weird it is and you always get where i'm coming from and you always try to help me out. You look out for me, you care about me and you make me feel like i'm a friend worth having. When i'm with you i don't feel so down on myself, and all your little blonde moments crack me up. I had so much fun making the documentary with you, i think we really bonded and i regard you now as a best friend. You're so optimistic, and you never see the bad in hardly anyone which is an amazing quality to have. I love you to pieces, we have the best fun when we hang out together and you, me and sades do make the ultimate trio!!

Mr Bliss

Mr Bliss. WHY ARENT YOU STRAIGHT GOD DAMNIT??? You have a wicked music taste, you always want me to make you cds and we're renowned for sitting on my bed with a spliff and browsing through itunes, playing song after song until we fall asleep. You are the happiest person i have ever met and when im with you i can't help but smile and laugh and be stupid. You're the ditziest boy i know, always coming out with random quotes and comments and i love how every time you come round you always bring a new dvd or cd or book for me. You put everyone in a good spirit, you are my ultimate party boy. We get wankered and dance provocatively and piss off everyone around us but we never care. I am going to miss you so much when you go to Amsterdam next year and i can't wait to visit. It's going to be immense.

Gemrar and Aimee

Put simply; you two are the only reason i go back to Reading these days. When everyone else gave up on me, you stuck by me and saw me through some really low points of the year. We're like sisters and you are everything to me. Plus we have the ebst drunken nights out ever!!

LRN!

Lauren ONEONEONEONE you are the little sister i never had. We have identical music tastes, and i love how it doesn't even feel like i met you on the internet and even though we don't speak as much as we used to, i know at the end of the day i can still talk to you about stuf and you always say what i want or need to hear. We have so many amazing memories. Reading festival and valentines day and "I diss yuo!" and slagging off ex's and Buk n Skit and MCR tour fest and Brandnew. You've grown up and changed so much since i first met and i just always want to give you a hg and protect you and try to make everything better for you <3 We have the best injokes, a wicked sense of humour and you staying with me was one of the highlights of my year. I hope we never lose touch, and you prove that long distance friendships can work. I'm SO pleased i met you girl. ILU.

Holz

It's reasons like this photo why i love you. Best weekend visit ever. Not moving from my room and being constantly pissed and stoned was just the funniest, most amazing 3 days ever. Hollie, i love how we can both be so fucked up and we always help each other out. Yr an amazing agony aunt, a great shoulder to cry on, and its rare that i can open upto someone after knowing them so quickly, but with you, it feels like we've been friends for ages. I can't believe i met you in a toilet! That sounds so dodgy but god girl its led us to some pretty wicked nights out and momentous quotes. WE could write a bloody book. "cock" and "hinny skips" and "kicking hedgehogs." I love coming back to Reading to see you and going to the pub and drinking ourselves into a drunken oblibion whilst abusing the chavs and scum of town. I miss you a lot, and i wish we could talk more. You keep me sane, you keep my faith in girl mates alive and i truly think you're a stunn0r of a friend. You've helped me out so much. Thankyou <3

Claire Chessum

Miss Chessum. I've never met someone who is totally on the same emotional wavelength as me. You've been trhough so much of the shit i'm dealing with and your help and advice always helps me out and reminds me that there's always hope. I think you've had it tough and you seem to be sorting yourself out now and you deserve every piece of happiness that comes to you. You're such a giving person, we don't speak tha much but when we do you're always lovely and concerned and it makes me smile when you send me a text or something letting me know how you are. We had a fucking amazing holiday together, something that i never expected but god it was so much fun. "Hi Dad mines a cider and black!" I've never laughed so hard or drank so much. I feel really close to you, we're connected in the weirdest way but i know that when i have a major problem, you're one of the first people i want to tell. I can be myself around you, there's no facade or lies and i love that, because i'm so at ease with our friendship. I miss you a lot and i want to see you more in 2006. You're a fucking ledge and no......IM NOT SIGNING YOU UPTO THE FUCKING MAILING LIST!!

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:31:26 GMT

The ginger one from "Girls In Love" and "Sugarrush" is on my course. Funny, that.

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:07:43 GMT

OH MY GOD I AM SPAZZING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ARE TOURING AND HI I LOVE THEM A LOT!!!!

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 14:08:09 GMT

Oh my days i think this will be the longest entry ever but i don't care because i just had the best 5 days ever with Claire Chessum and she is a legend.

WEDNESDAY - We got up super early after being really shattered because we had to drive back to Claire's at 1 in the morning to pick up her phone charger! But even on something like 4 hrs sleep we were both really hyper and OMGZING everywhere.

Stopped off at Sainsburys for provisions (like HEAT! and Sandwiches) and started driving. Got fagging LOST in Newbury because shitty AA directions are really vague and i'm a bit of a retard when it comes to directions but after a few phonecalls to Mr Chessum we finally got on track. Raved up to loads of music + snacked + looked out for Fittys in cars.

Then, whilst we were looking, this green Corsa full of fitty lads started bombing after us down the motoryway and so we were kinda racing them and perving and even though Claire's car is only a 1.1 we mentally willed it to overtake them and it did! It was proper funny and put us in a well good mood. We got to our hotel and it was proper nice. Double room with en-suite and sea view although we realised that it wasn't big enough to handle ALL the bags + Clothes + Shoes + crap we'd brought with us.

After unpacking and having a bit of a power nap we went out but actually could NOT get drunk and we kept ending up in Townie twattish places so we got a take away and went to bed and stayed up talking about lots of things <3

THURSDAY - The weather was a bit shit so we went cruising in the car blasting out Everytime i die through the town center and we went to this cute little beach with an amazing view and we got scared by seagulls. We got piercings!! Claire got her Monroe done and i got my rook pierced and Claire got to witness how fucking lame i get over piercings and how they really terrify me, whilst she barely even flinched getting her Monroe done! Then we did a bit of shopping and got back to the hotel super early to start drinking. We put on Falloutboy and started raving + downing shots + playing my drinking game and pretty soon we were proper wankered! So we went out and started talking to this guy called Aidan who was flyering for a rock club so we went there and it was well good. Got wankered on cider + black and kept annoying the DJ by requesting FOB + screaming everytikme they played a song we liked, such as TBS + Head automatica + Jew etc. Then Aidan came and found us and danced with us and then Claire kept seeing these boys looking at us and i turned round and it was my friends X-boyfriend and he came over and spoke to me and it was so fucking weird, seeing someone from Reading. But they danced with us all night and we weren't even dancing on the dancefloor, just in our own little spot and it was like no-one else mattered. Then the club seemed to shut really quick so we went down to the beach with Aidan and paddled in the sea and then we got another take away and got back to the hotel around 4ish and passed out. (so gutted i didn't take my camera out that night.)

FRIDAY - We woke up and tried to eat breakfast quite badly with a hangover. Woe is us. Went back to bed and discussed the previous nights antics. Didn't really do much in the day apart from shop some more, went for a proper nice pub lunch, and then we started getting ready to go out around 4 because we were so desperate to go out and get drunk!! We wore our t-shirts!! They said Team Mental on the back and OMGZ On the front of them! Proper legends. We got way wankered before we even left the hotel.

Then we stumbled out into the Town and to this dodgy death metal pub called 'The Vic' which was full of weirdos who kept staring at us like they'd never seen girls before. Drank more cider + met this proper legend of a man which introduces you to our holiday story, which you just couldn't make up even if you tried. We were trying to hide from these creepy men so we sat down at a table in the corner and this other guy started speaking to us and he was really nice. He was like 38 and told us that the guy sitting next to him was our dad and claire was like 'OMG you're old enough to be our dad@ and from that moment on we kept calling him Dad. It was so hilarious, but i can't imagine how embarrassed he must have felt. Having this two screaming girls following him and yelling Dad at him. Our holiday quote is actually 'Dad mine's a cider and black thx!' It was proper amazing. The rest of that night is a blur of stumbling in and out of clubs, guy perving, drinking more cider, eating pizza, yelling at people through their hotel windows, and passing out again around 4.

SATURDAY - Didn't do much as i was well hungover. Tried to sit on the beach but it was a bit cold so we did more driving + shopping + snacking. We found this really cute beach and we went for a walk on it. Pissed ourselves because the lifeguards had this huge megaphone on top of their van and because the tide was coming in they were telling ppl to get off the beach and we decided they sounded like they were Mc-ing so i yelled "Yo yo yo Newquay!!" and it seemed resally funny at the time. In-jokes. Got wankered again in the evening but couldn't be arsed with town because it was so busy and full of chavs and we were both knackered from the previous nights antics so we treated ourselves to Chinese and curled up in bed and laughed at the silly things we'd said/done and had heart to hearts and fell asleep because we were so shattered.

SUNDAY - . Out the hotel by 10 as we had to go home so we went into town and treated ourselves to Fruit smoothies and got weirded out by this gypsy in the car park who said we were like sisters and that Claire's gonna marry her boyfriend!! Both shattered on the drive home and got well sad because there was no fitties to race, but we did stop at like every service station on the way home and kept giggling as we remembered things from the holiday.

Thankyou Miss Chessum i had the best holiday ever and you are well amazing and i can't wait until we go back next year. team Mental 4evs!! <3

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:54:50 GMT

On Monday, Scott and i went to see 'Domebadthings' and OMG they were amazing. I got too wasted and tried to find Scott a boyfriend, and everyone complimented me on my Reading 2002 top.

I went home that night singing Alanis to myself and laughing.
Alanis by the way, was the best gig i have ever attended in my life. She played the hidden song on 'Jagged little pill' and i just wanted to cry. That woman holds so much talent, i hope she still goes when she's 89.

Today i laughed extremely hard because Scotty picked up my laundry and apparently a few guys walked in just as he was taking my bright PINK knickers out the machine. I = legend.

I was supposed to be in LONDON tonight seeing KASEY CHAMBERS, but a promise is a promise, and so i am attending a Kylie Minogue night with the gayers. I intend on drinking a lot of vod+redbull, admiring gay men and dancing until my feet hurt.

I really do adore my faghags.