Hi, my name is President Bush, and I'm going to use the hold the events of September 11th, 2001, have on Americans, and the fear inspired by it, to further produce hostility and fear so the American people will cling to me like little kittens during a storm. I will then be popular because I'll be depended on to be violent, wreckless, and vengeful while "doing whatever it takes" to "protect" our country. Most Americans will not have a problem with this, because I have convinced them they deserve revenge (you know, that thing you teach toddlers is wrong and childish?), and should be afraid. I'm going to do this because my daddy almost got shot, and I'm power hungry, and bored, and stupid, not to mention because I like getting attention even though I say thoroughly ignorant things. I will also use my power to squash our rights, and deplete the meaning of equality, and the importance of our constitution, and rid all you bible thumping biggot fucks of your worries that "different" people will take over the world, or worse, perhaps lose your selfish ass your place with a metaphorical savior in a metaphorical heaven! [insert gasp here!]. I know that there's a generally larger percentage of people in the U.S. that are impressionable, childish, easily guilted, and easily riled up, and enough so to follow me, and I will use that to my advantage, sort of like Adolf Hitler, only not as smart, and creepier. I will then take over the world, and swim in my money...then swim in the blood of innocent middle eastern people. After that I will make all of the homosexual people live in the desert, and will abolish abortions so that when an eight year old girl who's gotten her period early gets raped and is unable, physically, to produce a child, her parents will have to use her college money to put her on a boat with a doctor from Denmark, who will illegally perform the procedure anyways...or those doctors will be blown up by ignorant activists, or all caught my me, and she'll have to do it coat hanger style and hopefully not die...or she'll have to bear a child and die in the process, hooray! I will take away all of the freedoms, and have my silly little henchmen (most Americans) run about making the world unlivable, unjust, and silly, like me! WEEEE, VOTE FOR MEE! !
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