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Created on 2003-05-17 15:02:56 (#1065034), last updated 2005-09-06

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Name:	Mm Matt, HARDER
Birthdate:	05-01
Location:	Blue Island, Chicago, United States
Website:	Disclaimer

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If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. 99 Problems.

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol, Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed. Rap critics that say he's "Money, Cash, Hoes", I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those? If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos, You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough. I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole, If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward. Got beef with radio; i don't play they show. They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO, Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads...fuckers. I don't know what you take me as or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has, I'm from rags to ritches niggas i ain't dumb. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. The year is '94 and my trunk is raw, In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law. I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm), Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor. Now i ain't tryin' to see no highway chase for Jay, Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case, So i...pull over to the side of the road. I heard "Son do you know what i'm stoppin' you for?" Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low, But do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know. Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-four", "Liscense and registration and step out of the car", "Are you carryin' a weapon on you i know alot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit, "Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back, And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that. "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit, Enough that you won't illegally search my shit. "We'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come". I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. Now once upon a time not too long ago, A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe. This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy, But a pussy havin' no God damn sense, try and push me. I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord, pray for him, but some fools just love to perform. You know the type loud as a motor bike, But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight? The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin' and He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain And there i go trapped in the kit-kat again, Back through the system with the riff-raff again. Fiends on the floor scratchin' again, Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them. D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again, Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African. All because this fool was harrassin' them, Tryin' to play the boy like hes saccharin'. But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how i hold my gun, I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me. 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one. If you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me.

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