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Herbaceous Fantasies

Lascivious flora and something more!

Created on 2005-11-27 06:23:53 (#8894609), last updated 2007-10-04

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Basic Info
Name:A conflicted mound of protein
Birthdate:10-10
Location:Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Website:Herbaceous Fantasies
Bio
My real name is Andrew, Mandrew is merely a conjunction of my sibling's name with my own. I enjoy using inappropriate suffixes however despise semicolons. I think cashews are better off without honey and music is best with a melodic build-up to a classical solo. I feel we live in a world of theories rather than facts and I find the over-looked things the most beautiful.

Plants bring out my inner mad-scientist, while Spider-man brings out my inner-child. I drift off into mental soliloquies reminiscent of "The Wonder Years" far too often and I come up with crack-pot theories for nearly everything, apart from love which I like to let be.

Free will leaves me conflicted, and hypocricy irritates me to no end. I still measure alcohol on standard drinks per dollar, and I work in a bottle-shop when I want to live in a tree.

I have a bad habit of cracking onto friends' mothers and asking the elderly for identification. Oncoming storms and freshly cut garlic are among my favourite of smells, and if I had a wish, I would grant Joe God-like powers, for no-one could rule this dimension better.

I am highly critical of who my friends are, however am willing to offer my womb to every single last one of them and I fell in love with a girl across the Pacific, and Panama' is now a part of who I am.

Enough!
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