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(no subject) [Thu, Jun. 25th, 2009|12:05 am]
I SAW THE TINIEST BUNNY IN THE WORLD TODAY. IT WAS THE SIZE OF A CUPCAKE AND IT LET ME HOLD IT IN MY HAND. IT TOOK EVERYTHING I HAD NOT TO BRING IT HOME WITH ME.
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FYI. Stolen from [info]theotherqpc [Wed, Jun. 24th, 2009|11:04 pm]
What would you taste like to a cannibal?

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Hablo espaƱol. [Wed, Jun. 24th, 2009|11:14 am]
Yesterday I had to get blood drawn.  I'm really squirmy about needles; they freak me out beyond reason.  (Despite the fact I have a lip ring - that was something I wanted so somehow it didn't bother me.  Or something.)  Anyway, the nurse ties off my arm and I instinctively turn away.  Without meaning to, I start crying, so she takes the thing off my arm and tells me very condescendingly that she can't proceed unless I calm down.  Fine.  I take a few breaths, and tell her I'm ready.  My crying is halfway from embarrassment at this point because I know it's pretty ridiculous and childish, but I truly can't help it.  Before she ties me off again, she calls over this other guy, who I assume is another nurse.  She tells him "she's nervous" and he says something generically reassuring.  She ties me off again, and because I've once again closed my eyes and turned away, she gives me a detailed play-by-play of what she's doing. ("I'm just finding a vein...now I'm putting some alcohol on it...I'm getting the needle ready, it's very small...")  And here's the thing.  Between the steps of this oh-so-helpful narrative, she's making comments to the other nurse.  In Spanish.  Both of them had been speaking perfect English before, so it's not as if they need to communicate this way.  It was very clearly done because they assumed I wouldn't be able to understand them, especially because they were talking about me.  I really should have said something, but I was too busy concentrating on keeping my breathing regular enough so we could get the damn thing over with.  But seriously?  Unprofessional and rude.
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"Jet Set Desolate" by Andrea Lambert: A Stunning Juxtaposition of Indulgence and Destitution [Fri, Jun. 19th, 2009|11:58 pm]
As promised, here is my completed review of Jet Set Desolate by Andrea Lambert. If you missed the pre-review, you may read it here.




Andrea Lambert’s debut novel, Jet Set Desolate, tells the story of Lena Cosentino, a twentysomething mired in the alluring and terrifying world of early-2000s San Francisco, where sex and cocaine flow freely and, on the surface at least, little else seems important.

Lambert weaves a gnarled spiderweb of drugs, lust, and excess; a devastating portrait of a young woman struggling to maintain an image of consummate glamour while slipping into utter abjection. Jet Set Desolate is smut with style, prurience with pith. For underneath the tangle of limbs and bags of powder, it is plain to see that Lena is, at her core, simply searching for a connection more meaningful than the one she has with her dealer. This is at times difficult to see beneath the veneer of disco balls and lines of coke; however, Lena is tougher than she appears. Although she is repeatedly debased and degraded, Lena demonstrates a base, animal will to survive. As the novel frenetically races toward its brutal conclusion, it is the reader who will be left clawing for more.

Jet Set Desolate will be available for purchase in October; however, you can view its Amazon listing now and add it to your wishlist, so you'll be all set when it is released.  (You can also look inside the book to read some of its first chapter.)
 



(I started crying when I finished it.  At a Starbucks.  I had to leave.)
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"Jet Set Desolate" by Andrea Lambert - a review in progress [Sat, Jun. 13th, 2009|12:01 pm]

This is Andrea.  This is her novel, Jet Set Desolate.  


Forthcoming from Future Fiction London in October, Jet Set Desolate is Andrea Lambert's debut novel.  This morning it was written up in 3AM Magazine, including an excerpt from the first chapter.  Although it will not be available for sale until October, you can view its Amazon listing now and add it to your wishlist. 

The description from Amazon reads as follows: A dive into post-millennial San Francisco, where electroclash cuts lines with the burgeoning dot-com bubble, and Lena falls for Jesse, a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of need. Follow the sores beneath the sequins, food stamps and semen, the broken milieu of a youth smashed between utter excess and utter loss.

I'm embarrassed to admit I haven't read the whole thing yet.  Now I feel like it's more important than ever to do so.  The parts I have read, however, I can give an honest positive review of.  And I'm not just saying this because I'm incredibly biased.  Those of you who know me might be aware that at times I'm somewhat reticent with emotion, at times making a show of not being moved by books, movies, etc.  Not so with Jet Set Desolate.  My sardonic exterior was cracked like an eggshell.  But I appreciated the brutality.  I truly admire a piece of work that can affect me so deeply.  The writing itself is lyric and beautiful, while the things described are, at times, utterly bleak.  The author maintains a stunning ability to keep up this contrast, ensuring that the reader is brought fully into the beauty and despair of the novel. 

Links are go, folks.  Follow my lead.  Buy this amazing book by this amazing woman.  I'm convinced she'll be big.  You'll want to start now.

Andrea Lambert also has a poetry book, "Lorazepam and the Valley of Skin: Extrapolations on Los Angeles / 730910-2155" forthcoming this summer from valeveil.


((EDIT 6/20/09: View my completed review of Jet Set Desolate here.))

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jersey-centric ramblings. [Thu, Jun. 4th, 2009|01:15 am]
i'm in jersey.  getting here, i left from burbank rather than LAX (oh god, best choice ever.) i was supposed to connect in san francisco and fly to newark, except my flight out of burbank was delayed to to fog and thus i missed my flight out of SF.  i was originally told i'd have to wait around until 10:45 pm (i arrived at around 1 pm) until a bright-eyed doll of a man told me i could go through denver.  when i got into newark at 1 am, (three hours later than originally scheduled) i realized i could still have been in saf francisco at that point. ack.

but now i am okay.

before i left LA, i tried to sync up my ipod with the songs on my itunes.  it only got about 500 of 5000 songs before it gave a message along the lines of "cannot copy the music to your ipod because the disc cannot be read from or written to."  so, fine.  i had a bit less music flying in.  i managed. this afternoon, my mom and i went to the apple store to see what the problem was.  guy looks at my ipod, listens to it start up, and proclaims a problem with the hard drive.  doesn't even look at the computer.  he persuades us into a new ipod, which my mom generously gets for me as an early birthday present.  we trade in the old ipod to get a 10% discount.  i get home, and try to sync the new ipod.  and what do you know, the same message comes up!  awesome.  so we're going back on friday.  these dudes call themselves "geniuses."  i think my mom should demand a refund if it turns out to be something with the computer, because as nice as the new ipod is, i wouldn't have needed it if the problem wasn't with the old one.

i just got all these hilarious wrong-number text messages which oddly seem to be only one side of a conversation.  it also said they were forwards, so i don't know what was going on with that.  except, of course, that i am going to reproduce them all for you, letter for letter.
12:45 am: Ill miss u more...we should
12:45 am: Im gonna miss u more
12:46 am: I really lyk u 2!!!
12:47 am: I would ask u out but im movin and ur still goin out wit alex
12:47 am: Bout a month or 2
I then sent them a reply: Who is this? I just got like 5 texts from you,
They did not respond.

Monster with Amanda tomorrow.  Yumm.
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(no subject) [Sun, May. 24th, 2009|02:29 pm]
Dammit Courtney Love.  Nobody's Daughter had been pushed back for years, and I was really excited that it was supposed to come out on June 8th.  Why did you have to push it back again?  Now I have to wait until July 20.  Bah.  But I guess now it'll be like a birthday present?

I just ate almost an entire thing of raspberries.  Luckily I have another; they were on sale for $1 at Ralph's.  Andrea is sleeping behind me.  

School is out.  I need a job.  I'll do pretty much anything that doesn't involve bodily fluids or being naked, so if you know of any opportunities in/around LA, please let me know.

Hm.  Going to NJ June 1-10.  So let me know if you'll be around, and we should get together.  Amanda: Do you have any days off then?  Because I am thinking Centralia.  Other than that, summer plans include hopefully going to the beach tomorrow (and many times thereafter; a big group already went to Laguna last weekend) and there was talk of camping with Andrea, Sarah, and possibly Tatiana.  Who I've never actually spoken to, but that's okay.

But mostly I need a job.

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Real life texts. [Thu, May. 21st, 2009|09:53 pm]
Katie: What is the cthulhu doctor's name on futurama?
Stephen: Focus yogadsi
Katie: Mrrhh? I thought it was dr vonforthenberg or something?
Stephen: That's what my autotype said. I think i also mistyped. Doctor zoidberg.


i submitted this to texts from last night, but i accidentally sent it before i typed in stephen's last reply.  not in my right mind.
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eljay tidying [Fri, May. 15th, 2009|02:07 pm]
I noticed there were a few people who've added me whom I haven't added back.  This entry is for you!  So:
[info]insomniablues , [info]jiltedgirl , [info]kathrinenewvids , [info]leahwould , [info]lizbaird87 , [info]monsanto , and [info]morticia_p : it's nothing personal, i just didn't know youd hopped on the badwagon.   Since I've started making some entries public, my "friends only" entry got pushed back off the front page.  (I've since postdated it.)  Anyway, if y'all could introduce yourselves either here or there, that'd be swell.

♥♥♥

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(no subject) [Mon, May. 4th, 2009|03:45 pm]
I have a paper due tomorrow.  Therefore, today, I have thus far:

1. dressed up as a superhero
2. gone to Trader Joe's
3. done this: )

4. who knows....


also: I saw the cover of Andrea's novel!  And it's awesome!  Everyone should buy it when it comes out - info forthcoming.
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(no subject) [Mon, Apr. 20th, 2009|07:18 pm]
I had a really disturbing dream last night: It started out that Andrea & I were watching some TV show - like a Vh1 documentary-type thing - about Bret Michaels (in real life, we watched the Rock of Love Bus reunion show last night, so that's where that came from), but eventually the show took over and became the dream itself.  If that makes sense. 
this might be triggering (?) )

Um. In other news, I got a TAship for next year, school's ending in two weeks and I have a shit-ton of work, and Andrea is amazingamazingamazing and I am so proud of her.
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(no subject) [Wed, Apr. 15th, 2009|12:49 am]
How is it that I can be absolutely exhausted all damn day, and then when I'm finally lying in bed, I can't get to sleep?

Oh yeah, and I have to do like a million things tomorrow.  Like, writing all day type of stuff.  Which shouldn't be too bad, provided I can get up the initial motivation.  Because the other thing is, Andrea's coming back from San Diego tomorrow after having gone down there for Easter and I obviously really want to see her; hopefully we can engage in the following activities:

1) watch the Rock of Love Bus finale that I DVR'd and have shown amazing restraint by not already watching. 
2) see Mecca Normal at the Knitting Factory with Anna Oxygen.   I really want to go; Mecca Normal was at CalArts today doing a show called "How Music and Art Can Change the World" which was kind of like a combination performance/lecture/art show.  It was amazing; there were only like 8 people there so it was really intimate.  Also it would be fun to see Anna perform.  I don't really know her music, but it would be kind of neat to see someone I know up on stage.

BUT of course none of this can happen unless I wake up and do my damn work, which won't happen unless I get to sleep. Right.  Elementary.  Ugh.
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i don't forsee sleep tonight. [Sun, Apr. 5th, 2009|01:41 am]
Mabie House Mailer - Important Notice
A Message from the Head of School, Susan Bosland


Dear Kent Place School Community,

I want to inform you that an article may appear in this Sunday's Star-Ledger that discusses legal cases involving Kent Place School.

We have had calls from a Star-Ledger reporter who received documents from an attorney, Mr. Lawrence Kotler, who currently has a civil suit against Kent Place in the courts. You may recall that Mr. Kotler represented the plaintiffs in the Barniak litigation several years ago and presently is representing the plaintiff in the civil suit I wrote to the school community about in October 2007. This civil suit was brought by a woman who was at Kent Place as a student and alleges abuse by a former faculty member fifteen years ago. Apparently, Mr. Kotler has now offered his services to the family of the victim in the criminal complaint brought against Mr. Warren Brown and seems to be attempting to gain media coverage.

Incidences of inappropriate behavior are deeply personal, legal matters that should be resolved through the legal system, not the media. Out of respect for those involved, we will not engage in hearsay or conjecture. We take the safety and security needs of our students very seriously. We remain committed to providing care and support for our students, current families and alumnae. Although we remain open within our school community, we will protect the privacy of students, and are obliged by the law, not to discuss details of the situation with the press. Newspaper stories are often tilted one way because we can't speak to the media and will not compromise our legal responsibilities.

Again, we have zero tolerance for inappropriate behavior. We continue to have strident hiring and evaluation procedures for all employees, that include background checks, training programs and support networks. Our policies do not condone any misconduct and encourage reporting through many channels. We continually review our policies, including input from outside sources, to ensure we provide the safest and healthiest environment for our students.

We encourage you to contact us if you have any questions or issues related to the article.

Sincerely,

Susan C. Bosland
Head of School




My mom said she thought Bosland sounded scared, "as well she should."
Yup.

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(no subject) [Thu, Apr. 2nd, 2009|10:27 pm]
i saw this shirt in reno that i'm totally kicking myself for not getting. i mean, it was pretty fug - heather gray and huge, even in size small - but i could've refashioned it. on it, there was a map of nevada (like, roads and all) flanked by two scantily clad, busty ladies. above the map it said "points of interest" in really big letters, and - brace yourself - there were stars marking all the brothels in the state. bah! such an opportunity may never come my way again.
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a few minutes early here, but: [Mon, Mar. 30th, 2009|11:49 pm]


(okay, pretend it's ten years ago.)

xoxo
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also: [Mon, Mar. 30th, 2009|10:36 pm]
this is old news, but, bee-tee-dubs, Lynn Breedlove was for totes hitting on me at Mommy Mommy the other week.
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(no subject) [Sun, Mar. 29th, 2009|03:52 am]
and also:

more on mr. brown. kind of.

he really looks like hell in that picture, though.

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(no subject) [Sun, Mar. 29th, 2009|03:33 am]
just got home from an interminable scrabble game with stephen and sam. i'm feeling tense. this morning i went shopping for six hours with andrea and omar, then omar left, and andrea & i hung out for the rest of the afternoon. got back here around 7:30 and a dove was sitting out on the railing that overlooks the courtyard area and it didn't move when i took its picture. then stephen called and around 10:30 i left for sam's for the aforementioned scrabble game, and the bird was still there in the same spot. and i just got home maybe 20 minutes ago and it was still there. i left it a dish of water and someone else had left it a piece of fruit. i don't want it to be dying. when i first saw it i was really happy, because it's pretty, and doves and symbolism and all that. even though it's probably just a white pigeon, but isn't that basically what doves are anyway? making shit beautiful. but there must be something seriously wrong with it. i don't know. but i have this feeling like something awful is about to happen.
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Another one. [Fri, Feb. 27th, 2009|10:19 am]
news on Mr. Brown: here
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