Any of a large number of members of the genus Reptilia. Specifically, and in this case, Iguana Iguana.
Or, conversely, I am the soul of a Klingon warrior unfortunately encased in the body of a short, balding, pale redhead.
Or, even more conversely, I am a Tae Kwon Do (moo duk kwan tradition, gotta love those spinning kicks) student , practitioner, instructor. For anyone understanding sport TaeKwonDo and wishing to know my "record", it is far too dismal to print here without severe embarassment.
I am also on a path I call shamanism (note the small s)which, among other things, makes me likely to say wierd shit in conversation and never explain it.