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I am a homo sapien. My prefered form of movement is bipedal. I enjoy: to eat solid and sometimes liquid bits of matter. If I could choose two things to bring with me two a desert island it would probably be: some oxygen (because I unfortunately have an addiction to the stuff, can't go a minute without a breath of it...), and lots of porn (because who doesn't love porn?). My ideal date would be: on the calendar (I had one that wasn't on the calendar before and let me tell you, going out on a date that exists purely outside of time can be a little hard to get to and reservations are a bitch). What I look for in a mate would be: A brain, a skeleton, a heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, gall bladder, intestines (both large and small), a pancreas, a bladder various glands, skin, and of course genitalia typical of that of a female homo sapien. Well, I think thats about all I can think of at the moment.

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