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Created on 2004-12-05 18:02:48 (#5363057), last updated 2005-03-03

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Name:	Kristiesaur
Location:	Birmingham, Michigan, United States

Bio

OMG, I'm Kristie. I reside in the lovely land of ice and snow, aka Michigan. I'm known first and foremost as a goofball. My friends are my life. I love laughing and making other people laugh. It makes life fun. Although I speak French fluently, I tend to speak in a mixture of English, French, Spanish, and Italian. Weird, I know. Bad grammar annoys the shit out of me. If you can't tell the difference between they're, there & their, or your & you're, you need to go back to first grade. I have ambitions and goals in life. I'm a smartass. I constantly make smartass comments. I swear, curse, cuss, or whichever you prefer. It's the Irish in me. I'm picky, but at least in the end I will be happy with what I have, instead of complaining about it. I have six really close friends that I'd do anything for, and I know that they would do the same for me. I have a problem with trust. It doesn't come easy. Years of deceit and bullshit can do that to you. Sometimes I just need drama in my life. I like the limelight. I’m defensive, apparently. I like to bitch and whine every now and then but I’m actually a very chill person. I don't get angry unless I'm provoked. However, don't push my limits. I can be extremely hurtful and juvenile when I'm mad. I bounce from one topic to another like I have A.D.H.D. I'd be surprised if I didn't have it. I'll tell you a lot of useless stories. I can't look somebody in the eye without turning my head and laughing. I'm outgoing and spontaneous. I'm confident with who I am, and who I'll become. If I want something, I get it. I come off bitchy, but deep down I'm a sweetheart. I'll have the utmost respect for you, unless you give me a reason not to. I try to be optimistic. I'm blunt, analytical, and opinionated. I'm a walking contradiction.

Read: I could really care less about liars, ~~people who butcher the english language~~, wannabes, conceited bitches - kill yourselves - you’re wasting my air, ~~posers,~~ and white trash chicks (i.e. if you look like you just stumbled your way out of a crackhouse). If that’s you: Don’t bother talking to me. kthxbye.

P.S. I'm one of those people that you'll never forget.
I will be a success,
I will take my dream, hold it in my hands,
shake it,
blow on it for good luck,
and watch it turn into reality.
So remember me.

What do I like? Escada Island Kiss perfume, tanning, NYC, Acqua Di Gio, sleeping, Rilo Kiley, hot tubbing, stilettos, makeup, Alex, secret relationships, popsicles, late night phone calls, laughing, text messaging, M.A.C., new voicemail messages, shopping, sarcasm, summer, Sex and the City, Starbucks, the small things.

What do I NOT like? Arrogance, being narrow minded, being shady, bro's ho, cheerleaders, dumb people, ex-boyfriend's booty calls, liars, Los Angeles Lakers, majority of people, not talking/writing in proper English, orange girls, tanning so much you cross the racial lines, two feet of snow in two days, Verizon, whores.

I XOXO MY FRIENDS

Lauren:

__lust
My right hand, other half, soul mate, punching bag, shoulder to cry on, confidant, true believer, pick-me-up, long lost sister, listener, and bestest friend all in one. I LOVE you.

Tara:

_oh_oh_its_tara
We are fucking glamourous together. My bestest neighbor and one of my bestest friends. I XOXO the hell out of you.

Liz:

__rage
You are fucking hysterical, enough said.

Michael:

capitolanarchy
Is a hawt boy who shares my love of vintage t-shirts & good music.

Britni:

fantasycometrue
Nothing short of a genuine, passionate sweetheart. Beautiful inside and out, with the biggest heart. I love you :)

Alex:

sexycrazycool
Never fails to make me smile and/or laugh uncontrollably. My bunny ass loves you much.

Ally:

her_20th_summer
Without a doubt, this girl has one of the most kickass personalities..EVER. I love her sense of humor and her advice, and I’m glad that we’re friends :) I <3 you lots.

Joel:

_kissorkill
Absolutely a cutie pie. Love love love his attitude towards life, and his guitar, DUH. <33

Thorsten:

alwayssometimes
One of my faves. Always gives me excellent advice and never fails to amuse me with his witticism and sarcastic remarks (not to mention his hot German accent). Nothing but love, love, love.

Bianca:

italianbb
When we’re not causing trouble (ahem), we like to chat about the “finer things in life,” and are both obsessed with expensive shoes and Johnny Knoxville (but who can blame us?) I love you, hot stuff.

Andi:

kermitdifrog
Never fails to impress me with her brilliance, awesome sense of humor, talents, and such. Peace, love, and all that jazz.

Rob:

archangel27
Rob is a sweetheart, and solid proof that good guys do exist. I'm thankful for all of his advice and encouragement and hope to get to know him better :)

Jenn:

whenshebelieves
This girl is totally rad. We already have plans to go to Italy for the sole purpose of finding cute Italian boys to make out with (not to mention the fabulous shopping). I ♥ you, girl.

REVIEWS:

_softkisses_: "Kristie is amazingly beautiful inside and out."

alwayssometimes: "Even if she was a telephone.....she'd still be off the hook."

poisonouspixies: "Kristie, could you help me find my lost puppy? I think think it wandered into that cheap motel room across the street...."

whitescenetrash: "Your entries are funny, you're cute and you're pretty cool too."

___xalways: "Kristie..Now that girl is what we call adultery! =]."

no_regrets_05: "Kristie: I love her... because arent we all just a little bi?."

xfall_out_girl: "Kristie = THE sex.."

batgirlfantasy: "Spunky hawtness!!!!"

_fuckxbeautiful: "Kristie; the proud owner of an anorexic goldfish."

skaddict: "Hot and Healthy, sounds good enough to eat !!!"

_oh_oh_its_tara: "Motherfucking hot."

fluffgirl: "Kristie is sex on legs!"