__knuttel__ ([info]__knuttel__) wrote,
  • Mood: enthralled
  • Music: meh, you should be able to pick something by now

hooray for guarding lives (except babies)

My training is now complete and sufficient to be a lifeguard.
That is - I am certified to guard lives in accordance to regulations put forth by the red cross.

unfortunately they have yet to assign me to a pool.
My feeling is this shall be resolved quickly, and I will begin to work soon enough.
How can I complain about work where I have the perfect opportunity to braise my Holy French skin.
It shall be done, at least in accordance to what is exposed.
Should I tan my thighs? I don't know if they've ever been tan, and this would be a perfect opportunity to wear some speedos.

in conclusion
something or other

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