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[Oct. 12th, 2008|01:23 pm] |
Oh Maureen Dowd, if only I could read Latin:
Bellum Gallium
Manes Julii Caesaris paucis diebus aderant — “O, most bloody sight!” — cum Ioannes McCainus, mavericus et veteranus captivusque Belli Francoindosinini, et Sara Palina, barracuda borealis, qui sneerare amant Baracum Obamam causa oratorii, pillorant ut demagogi veri, Africanum-Americanum senatorem Terrae Lincolni, ad Republicanas rallias.
Rabidi subcanes candidati, pretendant “no orator as Brutis is,” ut “stir men’s blood” et disturbant mentes populi ad “a sudden flood of mutiny,” ut Wilhelmus Shakespearus scripsit.
Cum Quirites Americani ad rallias Republicanas audiunt nomen Baraci Husseini Obamae, clamant “Mortem!” “Amator terroris!” “Socialiste!” “Bomba Obamam!” “Obama est Arabus!” “Caput excidi!” tempus sit rabble-rouseribus desistere “Smear Talk Express,” ut Stephanus Colbertus dixit. Obama demonatus est tamquam Musulmanus-Manchurianus candidatus — civis “collo-cerviciliaris” ad ralliam Floridianam Palinae exhabet mascum Obamae ut Luciferis.
Obama non queretur high-tech lynching. Sed secreto-serventes agentes nervosissmi sunt.
Vix quisque audivit nomen “Palinae” ante lunibus paucis. Surgivit ex suo tanning bed ad silvas in Terram Eskimorum, rogans quis sit traitorosus, ominosus, scurrilosus, periculosus amator LXs terroris criminalisque Chicagoani? Tu betchus!
“Caeca ambitio Obamana,” novum rumorem Palina McCainusque dixit. “Cum utilis, Obama laborat cum amatore terroris Wilhelmo Ayro. Cum putatus, perjuravit.” McCainianus bossus maximus Francus Keatinx vocat Obamam, “plebeium,” et ut iuvenum snifferendum cocaini minimi (“a little blow.”)
Cum Primus Dudus, spousus Palinanus, culpari attemptaret “Centurionem-Gate,” judices Terrae Santae Elvorumque castigat gubernatricem Palinam de abusu auctoritatis per familiam revengendum.
Tamen Sara et Ioannes bury Obama, not praise him. Maverici, ut capiunt auxilium de friga-domina, hench-femina, Cynthia McCaina Birrabaronessa, (quae culpat Obamam periculandi suum filum in Babylonia), brazen-iter distractant mentes populares de minimissimis IV 0 I K.ibus, deminutione “Motorum Omnium,” et Depressione Magna II.0. Omnes de Georgio Busio Secundo colossale goofballo. “V” (because there’s no W. in Latin) etiam duxit per disastrum ad gymnasium.
Gubernatrix (prope Russia) Palina, spectans candidaciam MMXII, post multam educationem cum Kissingro et post multam parodiam de Sabbatis Nocte Vivo atque de Tina Feia, ferociter vituperat Obamam, ut supralupocidit (aerial shooting of wolves) in Hyperborea.
Vilmingtoni, in Ohionem, McCain’s Mean Girl (Ferox Puella) defendit se gladiatricem politicam esse: “Pauci dicant, O Jupiter, te negativam esse. Non, negativa non sum, sed verissima.” Talk about lipsticka in porcam! Quasi Leeus Atwater de oppugnatione Busii Primi ad Dukakem: “non negativus, sed comparativus.” |
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|03:01 am] |
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I kind of need a break. People are awesome here but some stuff is wearing me down. I never like realizing that I lost a friend. But I don't like feeling like a burden and liability either. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|02:54 pm] |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7665238.stm
I'm going to have to give props to McCain here. He handled these comments with integrity. Frankly, while I strongly support Obama and don't agree with McCain, half the reason why I don't want McCain to win is because of his support base. The people in the audience in this footage is what's wrong with America and what is sad is that McCain has to be a barrier between his rabid followers and common human decency.
I not only want Obama to win this Novemeber, I want those people who called Obama an "Arab" to be soundly shut down. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|02:10 pm] |
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I have been playing one song over and over again this week and I still want to play it. It's kind of awesome and kind of problematic. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|09:52 pm] |
I have found some female muses:
Louise Brooks
Donyale Luna
Anita Pallenberg
Penelope Tree
Of course Bardot, Sophia Loren and Fonda are on my list too, but I don't need to put pictures of that. I sometimes feel like Queer culture has overcamped the female form to a point that it's almost an objectified symbol (Liza and Judy anyone?) I have been thinking about gender and sexuality recently in regards to how I view myself. Don't worry, I'm still comfortable and proud to be a man, but I guess it's still a little more fuzzy in my world. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2008|10:15 pm] |
Oh god. This is going to be like 7th through 9th grade all over again isn't it. Oh damn. I hate this.
But I am now in a quixotic quest for love and that has its own rewards. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2008|11:03 am] |
Challenges for Changing America
Thank god, someone finally gets it. A Briton gets what I've been trying to explain to other Americans at a time where most of us are panicking that this is the final curtain for American world influence.
The Bush administration as cut our power down substantially, our national debt is unacceptable, and financial de-regulation will end up costing us more money than the entire "war on terror"; but that said, get a grip you blubbering defeatists! We're Americans for fuck's sake, start acting like one. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2008|02:46 am] |
I am just going to paint, print and...unfortunately do some shitty fibers project. I think throwing myself at an art project will make me forget about the mediocrity that is now my life at this moment.
It's even worse than a broken heart, it's just a feeling of utter apathy. Expectations failed for the last and most critical time. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|01:40 am] |
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Things were all over the place today. But you know what? I'm strangely happy and strangely hopeful (but as the Jedi would want : mindful of the present). I know this is silly but just telling Sean how I felt was so cathartic and you know what? I'm okay with the result, and who knows? Maybe things can work out with Patrick (though I mean maybe just hook ups) otherwise I'll be holding a tiny place in my heart for Sean. We'll see though. |
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[Oct. 7th, 2008|10:18 pm] |
I want you to want me. I need you to need to need me. I'm loving you to love me, I'm begging you to beg me.
Cheap Trick, you know my heart. |
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[Oct. 7th, 2008|12:44 am] |
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I should also get off the computer but I'm rooted to the chair and I just want some romantic reassurance. |
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[Oct. 7th, 2008|12:30 am] |
I am not going to class tomorrow.
I feel kind of numb all of the sudden, but I'm also now steeled in my resolve. I'm going to be optimistic, be honest and not go down without a fight. All good things take time and are worth the wait. I feel to good about this one and I think he does too, I hope. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|02:10 am] |
I can't sleep. I keep thinking about food for some damn reason. Like a shit ton of recipes.
WHY AM I THINKING OF FOOD!?!
Worse, if I'm not thinking about Seafood Omelets, Veal Cutlets, Soba and Chicken and Karaage, then I'm thinking about Sean and hoping for the best and having all these happy scenarios play in my head.
I need closure, I need a boyfriend, and I need a well stocked kitchen. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|11:24 pm] |
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Well I guess I'll find out later this week then. Que sera sera. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|01:20 pm] |
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I think reading the Ig Nobel Awards roster is the only thing that's going to make me laugh in good naturedly this entire day. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|10:52 am] |
"I wonder how many Americans would be able to name decisions they disagree with. The court is very important, but Palin is on the ticket because she connects with everyday Americans."
What iron logic! What change! What mavericicity! |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|08:29 pm] |
Sitting in my room listening to Chet Baker, it's very mopey, but the best kind of mopey one can ask for.
But besides that, I've begun putting up a work in five installments, R. Kelly: The Socratic Dialogues. You can read Part I here. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|05:52 pm] |
I don't know how much I like "playing the field". I think I'll just have to be honest and genuine tonight and really get to the bottom of things tomorrow/later tonight.
Everyone wish me luck. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2008|08:41 pm] |
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So Sean is not free this entire weekend. I'm kinda miffed but I'm trying to take it in stride. I don't like how I act in these situations though, I think it opens up a pandora's box of personal demons that I really don't need to deal with right now. Oh and a fun/frustrating note a cute straight guy wants to "have fun" with me because he's bi-curious and wants to try things out and thinks I'm cute (wooo noncommittal hookups). One problem...HE'S FROM TENNESSEE? What the fuck? Like seriously, Kodak Tennessee? Look at my stats I'm in MN or NY. Ugh and I am not c2cing, or camming or whatever you call it. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2008|12:14 pm] |
It's getting to a point now where if you're that busy all the time, maybe we should just have a talk and just end this thing. I can understand a busy weekday and hell a busy weekend but maybe I don't want a guy who can't find me attractive or enticing enough to put down whatever he is doing for like an hour for a coffee date or something. It's bad for me cause this can only impact my self-worth and really if he's not into it, why burden his schedule?
I don't want to though...but really who has time to wait like this?
The journey continues. |
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