__isuckatlife ([info]__isuckatlife) wrote,

funny shiittt

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I gave [info]xxnickxmanxx a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I gave [info]beaner_dan_owns a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I put money in [info]ryaan's expired parking meter (14 points). In May [info]shower_scene80 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]_musica (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5051 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
__isuckatlife

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I helped [info]____archaic hide a body (-173 points). In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I pulled [info]mistertodd's hair (-5 points). In January I pushed [info]beaner_dan_owns in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-903 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
__isuckatlife

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I stole [info]bodies_adjust's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I pulled [info]xjoeedgex's hair (-5 points). In September I turned [info]tragedy____ in for farting in church (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (687 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
__isuckatlife

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[info]beaner_dan_owns

December 25 2005, 10:01:27 UTC 6 years ago

u give me a wet wille AND push me in the mud?!?!?!

ur a douche joey...i hope u get coal!!
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