Brianna (__hellodistance) wrote,
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sunday boredom

Go to Urbandictionary.com


1. Your name?
brianna
 
a slang term for marajuana tablets.

2) How old are you?
17
 
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park


3) One of your friends?
Kim
to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

4) What Should You Be Doing?
Taking a shower
 
To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.



5) Favorite Food?
Toast

 
Only the best food ever. As in EVER! Seriously, bread goes in the toaster, toast comes out! YES.


6)Hometown?
Albuquerque
 
A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.


7) Word to describe yourself?
awesome
 
Something Americans use to describe everything.


8) Car you drive?
Pontiac

 
p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

hahahahahahahah!

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom
 
The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.


10) Your last name:
 Martinez
 
short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.
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