1. Your name?
a slang term for marajuana tablets.
2) How old are you?
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
3) One of your friends?
to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
4) What Should You Be Doing?
Taking a shower
5) Favorite Food?
Only the best food ever. As in EVER! Seriously, bread goes in the toaster, toast comes out! YES.
A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.
7) Word to describe yourself?
Something Americans use to describe everything.
8) Car you drive?
a - a
9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
10) Your last name:
short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.