Brianna

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1. Your name?

brianna
	a slang term for marajuana tablets.

2) How old are you?

17
	The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

3) One of your friends?
Kim

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

4) What Should You Be Doing?
Taking a shower

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

5) Favorite Food?
Toast

Only the best food ever. As in EVER! Seriously, bread goes in the toaster, toast comes out! YES.

6)Hometown?
Albuquerque

A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.

7) Word to describe yourself?
awesome

Something Americans use to describe everything.

8) Car you drive?
Pontiac

p- poor o- old n- nigger t- thinks i- it's a - a c- caddilac

hahahahahahahah!

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

10) Your last name:
 Martinez

short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.

CHAOS! 

summer of love... hah, that's just it!

my head feels so cluttered. I love something corporate though..

what the hell do you expect from me? honestly. I really can't stand the fact that you sit there and try to make me feel i'm just like everyone else that treats you bad when in fact, I'm the only one that actually cares. yeah right. Take your pity party somewhere else because I haven't done shit.

not gonna lie, i'm a self inflicted retard.

Today was alright. Yesterday was such a relief! buuut now I have more things to worry about. For fathers day, I called my dad three times and he didn't answer once. That is pretty unlike him. Then, I texted him.. and no response. It is now going to be wednesday and I still haven't heard anything from him. I'm very worried because my dad always calls me back. eh