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Carol, twenty three years old, mother and woman.
I have a tendancy towards hatred. I could talk forever about things/people that annoy me, yet list on my hand the things i really like. I warm towards negativity and dark/scathing humour as it tends to be more realistic. People who are optimistic and say 'i am always really happy' tend to have the misfortune of a low brain cell count or the inability to be creative/imaginative. I dont dislike happiness and happy ppl, but recoil at constantly smiley ppl who laugh at everyones jokes and pretend to be really interested in other ppl's lives, even when they are not. On the top of my hate list at the moment is ppl that feel the need to describe themselves as 'emo' (or worse 'emo queen'/'emo girlie') or 'street'/'cyber' etc. Whilst i accept that certain items of clothing/products can be categorised, it really is NOT cool to base your identity on a category. 2nd on my hit list is ppl that describe themselves as gay or bi cos its now the 'in thing' to be this. Snogging your best mate does not make u gay, and will almost certainly make you look like a 14 year old trying to copy tatu. My 3rd and final rant (there is loads more, but I dont want to appear too angry) is about the shallowness and pretentiousness of human beings. Guys that dont date girls that are bigger than a size 10/must be blonde and tarty etc...girls that only go out with rich men with model looks. Its so pathetic, boring and shallow. I would much rather be with someone unemployed, average looking but with a fantastic personality! Generally goodlooking ppl are boring and/or brainless. General about me stuff....I am constantly taking the piss, being sarcastic, making jokes and laughing at the stupidity of mankind. When I am not being evil, I am a big softie - always trying to help my mates out and do stuff for other ppl. I firmly believe that mental illness is one of the most destructive illness'es as it's unseen and misunderstood. I like ebay, shopping, gigs, seeing mates, watching dvd's, the usual crap. With me, what you see is really what you get. I dont pretend to be something i am not, and generally dont care what ppl think of me. I spent far too long as a teenager worrying what others thought of me and how i looked etc. I know i have a big witch nose and a fat arse, but i am still pretty damn amazing. haha. And, how can i forget? Nice to meet you!