[Na's note >>read this before u go oogle at Shige]
Woohoo another translation xDDDD
yer I basically dumped the last one *dodges potatoes from Massu-fans*
WAAAAAAAAAAAA I shall bribe you with this improved-in-writing version of Kato's "Arigatou" episode 8D *bribe bribe*
I'm not feeling well now so my efficiency is... *walks away from anticipated ppl*
..demo ne, this time I promise I'll finish the whole thing ^^
Reasons are:
- I like Kato way over Massu and this epi is really interesting.
- I get to see Kusa in lots of orenji. Normally unless I'm stuck with depression-vibes, orange's my fav colour ^^.
- We also get to see lots of Pi in a bright shocking pink top. Ooo it reminds me, sometime ago there was this dude who gasped at a cheesy pink pencilcase and said "Whoa! So sexy." xDD
- Although the Jr. Miracle section of this episode is ^$&%#!*$ very long, I get to see someone cook and dance around a pink teddy bear.
......If I continued you'd kill me xD
On with the translation then.
By the way, for those who's wondering, Shoon is not GONE nor kicked out (=="). He's just on leave on the day of recording *pats*
Talk Translation for SC2005.12.11 (Theme: Arigatou)
No ripping off me. Yes linking back here. Oh and no copy-and-paste-ing without credit.
*jumps* link back to 
__bakansu onegai ne ^^
Key:
<< Song - Original Artist : Person >> = songs performed
(( )) = things that appear on the big big screen in NHK Hall
{ } = things that appear on the tv screen
[ ] = my random comments
[Okie I'll skip the part where Jimmy introduces them dancing here.]
[Oh ya just so you know, 'arigatou' means 'thankyou']
Pi: Today we have another episode of Za Shounen Club.. Thank you minna for coming~ [That's "Minna kitekuru te ARIGATOU~~"]
Fans: ARIGATOU~~ *tons of 'arigatou's*
Pi: *laughs* We're the ones who are supposed to be thankful ne. Why?
Koyama: Ooo coz our topic today is..
*Kato raises a big banner with "ARIGATOU" on it, without 'being seen' by the others*
Fans: "ARIGATOU"~~
Koyama: Huh why? *looks blank* Sugeh.. [Apparently 'he doesn't know why the fans knew about the theme']
Pi: Eh? Today's producer is Shige.
*NewS ppl looks around on stage, and finds Shige kneeling near the corner with the banner*
Massu: *points at Shige* Ah so he put up the banner there
Te: SHIGE.
*Kato waves the banner*
{*arrow to banner* The cheat sheet for the audience.}
Kato: *stands up* Today ne, I am the producer. *sticks up banner again* THANK YOU~
*fans scream*
Ryo: Wait wait.. Aren't normal producers like Mr. AD? [My interpretation is that they're very presentable like those in advertisements O_o]
Kato: Ah.. My aim is to become a humble producer.
*Kusa and Ryo (who are the only ones shown on screen) laughs*
Koyama: So what's today's theme? It's "ARIGATOU"
Kato: Actually we have a postcard here. *flips banner and reveals a postcard stuck on the back*
Kusa: Ah.. one of the games that Kato likes to play.
Kato: I prepared it. *everyone laughs* Ok let me read it. 'Penname: Danbo-chan'
Kusa: Ah. Kawaii [that means he thinks the name 'Danbo-chan' is very cute.]
Kato: *continues* 'NewS no minna-san, konnichiwa. I have a request and that's why I wrote this letter. The request is: Please let my favourite Kato-kun in NewS be a producer. [xDD This is so funny I have to let u guys know: In jap it's "Zubari, daisuki na NewS no Kato-kun ni zehi to producer" Kato read this laughing+smirking] I'm very happy that NewS was quite active [in terms of shows and releases] this year. Because of u guys, even though I've encountered a lot of sad things, I was always able to overcome them. I'm very very grateful for that.'
Pi: I see. *everyone else mouths 'naruhodo'*
Kato: Well because of this postcard, I decided that I was going to use "Thanks" for the theme.
Someone-blame-my-bad-hearing: Indeed ne
Kato: Although fans like Danbo-san always give thanks to us, I think... Shouldn't we (NewS) be the ones who are grateful?
NewS: Yup *echoes*
Kato: As it's already December, I want to let this thankfulness last over the end of the year. Yup.
Pi: Ya so we're gonna use words to show that thankfulness from us and other Jr.(s).
Koyama: *gets loud* So let us all experience the warmth in our different forms of thanks.
*Pi does an Akira-move thing*
Kato: So upcoming: Arigatou Medley. Douzo.
<< ARIGATOU MEDLEY >>
~ Arigatou... Yuuki - TOKIO : Kusa + Kis-My-Ft2
~ Kansha Kangeki Ame Arashi - Arashi : Koyama + Ya-Ya-yah
~ Arigatou Ima - NewS : Te + Massu
~ Ikiteru Akashi - Tackey & Tsubasa : Pi + Kato + Ryo
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Letter Sharing between Yuto and Hikaru
Kato: Coming up: "Let's write you letters" Section. [Mine sounds really weird xD, how do u really translate it @@ "anata ni otegami kakimashou"] Today our guests are Nakajima Yuto and Yaotome Hikaru. What kind thank letter do u think they will share? De wa, douzo.
Hikaru's letter to Yuto [ok this is totally a test with my grammar and walah I failed it 8D]
Dear the little beloved monkey who loves to play pranks on people,
Please allow my sudden complaint here.
You are the starter of something very scary among the little Jrs. That is, to turn my back into the target of massive tickle-attacks. [So everyone just go tickling him from the back.] I really can't take it, please give me a break. So there goes the complaining.
I am the eldest among the four children in my family. I don't have a little brother. *pauses* Although Yuto has a little brother, he doesn't have an elder brother. [^^" The brother thing is getting long, can I just use the romanji instead?] That's why when Yuto sticks with me like a real brother... honestly, I am very happy.
*flips the page* ... *laughs*
I am a person who fears loneliness. Honestly I wouldn't be able to live alone. That's why I'm taking this chance to show you my thankfulness.
Arigatou. *looks at Yuto*
*sudden burst of fangurl screams*
*Yuto bows happily*
I hope that we will continue having fun like brothers happily.
Ah, last but not least: Please stop the tickling. *nods*
Hikaru yori. ['from Hikaru.']
Yuto's letter to Hikaru
Dear Hikaru,
When I told everyone in Jr. that I wanted an elder brother, Kamenashi-kun and Hikaru-kun agreed to be my elder brothers. I was really happy. Arigatou gozaimasu. *bows*
Since then, Kamenashi became the chounan (eldest), Hikaru was the jinan (second-elder brother O_o) and I was the sannan (third boy/brother).
Chounan Kamenashi not only bought me lots of snacks [*jumps* okashiiiiiiiiiii xD u're gonna make Yuto fat O_o]; when he was busy and couldn't be around, he'd always send me messages like "Ganbaru yo~".
As for jinan (Hikaru) whom I always hanged out with, he was always thinking about ways to deal with me. [like to get back to him] One of which I really hope that you would stop doing: Forming a fox-like shape with your hands, and attacking me with it. The Fox Attack ('Kitsune uchi'). *Hikaru demonstrates it*
Hikaru-kun says that it is a show of affection, but I always get freaked out to tears. *Hikaru bounces* When it happens, I'd always think that how nice it would be if chounan (Kamenashi) was here to settle the situation. But in the end I'd always want to play with my lovely brother (Hikaru). For that, I have to thank you.
I will always being your cute little brother, so please always love me ne. *Hikaru nods*
Nakajima Yuto yori. ['from Nakajima Yuto']
<< 2 of Us - Ya-Ya-yah : Ya-Ya-yah >>
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Yabu and Taiyou's thank dedication
Kato: Today Shoon is on leave/holiday. ['Shoon ga yasumi de'] There's only the three of you today. As Ya-Ya-yah, how was your year? [Like how were u in 2005.]
Yabu: Soudesu ne. Talking from the group's point-of-view, the major focus was on SUMMARY.
Kato: Indeed.
Yabu: We had to fly in the middle of the hall/stage [For those who dunno, tying the boys to invisible ropes and dangling them from the middle of the ceiling is one of the features in SUMMARY.], so the backstage crew was very important to us. The staff really did and helped us alot, so I'd like to give my thanks to them.
{ Yabu's "Arigatou" - to the SUMMARY staff }
Kato: NewS had SUMMARY this year too. Those staff really did a lot for us. *weird pause* Hai..
Kato: ..Hai Taiyou?
Taiyou: I couldn't go to my lessons because I was busy in dorama-filming sessions. So I want to give my thanks to my friends who helped me jot down notes and lended their notes to me.
{ Taiyou's "Arigatou" - to friends who helped him in his studies }
Kato: Hai hai hai.. we all had them ne ^^ [oh.. so u all skipped classes and got help from friends..] We're always too busy so we tend to miss out on a lot of things like studies n stuff.. that's why we're really thankful to friends who help and support us.
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Hikaru and his 'Ramen' theme
*Hikaru 'falls' at the sound of NewS instead of Ya3*
Kato: A song that Yamashia wrote [how do u say it.. the melody AND lyrics], 'Ashita E' and a song I wrote, 'Just do it!'. *fans give out shocked sounds* Okay so I'll go prepare, Ya-Ya-yah ato yoroshiku. [meaning 'hey take care of this for me'] *walks away*
Ya3: Hai. *echoes*</p>
Yabu: Ooo, Hikaru u haven't been a producer yet right?
Hikaru: Nope I haven't been so, *gets enthusiastic* I really wanna be one ne.
Yabu: And your theme?
Hikaru: *thinks* Ramen.
Yabu: *gasps* Ramen.
Taiyou: Ramen.
Hikaru: Ano.. *gets in dramatic-rapper-mode* Are you.. shouyu-ha, miso-ha, or shio?? [rofl it actually means "Are you a soysauce fan? Miso fan? or Salt?"] *gets back to normal-hikaru-mode* Ya something like that.
*everyone laughs*
Taiyou: I think it's better if u didn't do that. ^^"
Hikaru: Ja.. there could also be something like 'menma' [Menma's another kind of soup-based noodles]
Yabu: *laughs+nods* Menma? *ignores Hikaru*
Hikaru: *does those ditzy-blonde-look-at-me move* ...Menma!
Yabu: Upcoming is NewS's 'Ashita E' and 'Just do it!' Medley.
Ya3: Douzo.
<< Ashita E - Yamashita Tomohisa : NewS >>
<< Just do it! - Kato Shigeaki : NewS >> [ROFL Massu's so heavy that Koyama collapsed along with him. Yay I'm not the only fat person around here xDD]
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Massu's
thank dedication
Massu: Eh yup.. for today's theme "Arigatou".. about my thank dedication ne..
*fans scream at something else (& ignores Massu's presence)*
Massu: *looks at the stage* ..Are you listening?
*fans laugh*
Massu: That (my thank dedication) ne.. Back then when NewS debuted, Yamaguchi-kun (Yamaguchi Tatsuya of TOKIO) sent me a message with "Ganbare yo~"
{ Massu's "Arigatou" - to TOKIO's Yamaguchi Tatsuya }
Massu: and sometime ago in this studio, he said "Oh.. Massu de ganbareyo".. Yup for that, Thanks. *looks at the stage again* Arigatou gozaimasu. *bows to camera* Arigatou gozaimasu. Along with this (happy) feeling, A.B.C. will bring us some more enjoyable time. Douzo.
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Jr. Miracle Battle - Who is the impersonator?
Jimmy: Jr.'s Miracle Battle~
Jimmy + Ryota: Who is the fake one? ['Nisemono wa dare da!?' literally means Who is the impersonator...]
*007 music echoes*
Ryota: Hai.
Jimmy: Hai. 'Who is our impersonator today? Arigatou Special' I think that this is very challenging...
Ryota: Yup so our challengers today are: Yamashita-kun, Nishikido-kun, Tegoshi-kun and Yabu-kun. *fans scream*
Jimmy: Yup the four of them. Hai yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
Ryota: Onegaishimasu
Jimmy: The performers of the last round of 'Who's our impersonator' were the members of A.B.C. It was very successful and many people wanted an encore on this. [like they wanted A.B.C. to do it again.]
Ryota: Yup. So for the 'Encore Arigatou Special', A.B.C. has prepared for us a new set of questions. So let's introduce our question-setters.
(( Tsukada on screen doing flips on a set of bars ))
Jimmy: Our first person has once been a flipping-on-bars demonstrator [@@ do u get it?].. Tsuka-chan!
Ryota: Yay Tsuka-chan! Yay Tsuka-chan!
Tsukada: *comes out in a chef's costume, twirls and yells "Totsuka desu~" [hey it's not his name xD]
Jimmy: Up next: he once appeared on a baby magazine, the SUPER BABY MODEL, Kawai Fumito~
(( A really cute baby shows up ))
Kawai: *comes out in a dance outfit, fly-kisses the camera and 'zaps' the audience*
Jimmy: Okay our third guy: he was already over 13kg when he just reached the age of one...
(( A big baby xD ))
Jimmy: But is now amazingly is fit and healthy.. Goseki Koichi~ [@@ to me he looks more like anorexic now]
Goseki: *comes out in karate uniform and does a karate 'shaa' move*
Jimmy: And our last guy: The kids-hair trendsetter... Tottsuuu~
(( A kid with funky hair ))
Tottsu: *comes out in graduation cloak and iono.. eyes the camera thru his big big glasses? xD*
Ryota: Hai
Jimmy: Hai. Along with the impact of these big big photos, everyone is dressed in different costumes here.
Ryota: So please show us see your individual talents.
{ A.B.C. will show off their talents. Who is telling a lie? }
Jimmy: Then we'll judge who is the impersonator.
Kawai: *in english* Yes yes yes.
Jimmy: So let us begin now. First of all, let's look at Tsuka-chan's talent.
(( Cooking Genius ))
Jimmy: 'Ryouri no tetsujin'.
Tsukada: Hai. I am.. *does single-hand-cartwheel* Acrobat *twirls* Boys *chops the air* Cooking~
Ryota: *laughs* Ei nice cooking. Nice cooking.
Jimmy: Nice cooking. Oh so A.B.C. stands for Acrobat Boys Cooking.
{ Tsuka-chan's talent = Cooking! }
Jimmy: Hai hai.. Let's now look at Fumito's talent:
(( Shall we dance? ))
Jimmy: 'Shall we dance?'
Kawai: Hai. Ya this. Shakou dance. [Social dance/Ballroom dancing O_o]
Jimmy: Shakou dance.
{ Fumito's talent = Shakou dance! }
Kawai: I've started dancing since I was really young.
*everyone goes ^^|| laugh*
Goseki: Yup.
Jimmy: Seems that it doesn't really make sense on Fumito.. but generally I guess it does O_o..
Jimmy: So let's look at the third guy. Goseki-kun's talent title:
(( Karate kuroobi baka ichidai )) [.__. how do u translate this? 'Karate blackbelt.. Baka generation' xDD]
Goseki: *walks out* Orz.
{ Goseki's talent = Karate! }
Goseki: I am.. armed. [I dunno how to do this too xD 'Bukiyo' means something like weapons..]
*I dunno why but fans screamed at that. Is there any hint meaning in that? @@*
Jimmy: Whoa *laughs* Nice bukiyo. Nice bukiyo. *repeats*
Jimmy: Last but not least, Tottsu. Let's see the title. *looks at screen*
(( History Mania ))
Tottsu: Hai. Although it says history, mine actually pin-points to the 'Annals of the Three Kingdoms' [It's chinese history related to warlords and tons of fighting + corruption]
{ Tottsu's talent = Sangokushi's explanation! } [meaning he could explain the whole thing to u O_o]
Tottsu: Actually, I really like Sangokushi.
Jimmy: Hai now we've introduce all the talents. Let us know more about how u came into contact with this talent.
Ryota: It might give us great hints.
Jimmy: So we'll ask u one by one.
Jimmy: Tsuka-chan why did you start learning to cook?
Tsukada: Well at first I was just helping my mom. But then I noticed the power/usefulness of cookery. So I challenged myself [to cook xD].
Jimmy: Whoa sugoi
Tsukada: Now I can cook.. cook good are: Kenchi udon and curry etc. The ones I make are really pro.
Jimmy: Well that [how he started cooking] kinda makes sense..
Ryota: Yup.
Jimmy: Nice start.
Jimmy: Next is Fumito and his start of social dancing. Please tell us how u began.
Kawai: Hai. Oh that.. My grandma used to do it all the time, so when I was young, I always followed her steps at the back.
Jimmy: Heh-? I see.
Jimmy: Okay the third person Goseki-kun
Goseki: I wanted to slim down (keep fit) when I was young
Jimmy: *laughs* keep fit.
Ryota: Coz not that many people blow up (turn fat) so fast when they're really young ne
Jimmy: True, u were already 13kg when u were one..
Goseki: Yup and at the time that I wanted to keep fit, I also wanted to train a disclipined mind. [I think it's some traits of good karate O_o]
Jimmy + Ryota: *loudly* WHOA!
Goseki: ..that's why I started learning karate.
Jimmy: I see.
Kawai: Nice maybe
*Goseki does the love handsign at Kawai*
Jimmy: Hai. Last but not least: Tottsu's love for Sangokushi.
Tottsu: I started off by playing the game. [Sangokushi RPG games are chou popular in China and Japan] There was Sangokushi games around.. Then I became a fanatic and started reading Sangokushi mangas. After that I fell in love with Sangokushi.
People: Oh.. I see
Jimmy: Sugoi.
Jimmy: Everyone's reasons sound sufficient/true.. It's really hard to pick out the fake one ne..
Ryota: Ja.. can I start now?
Jimmy: Ya go ahead.
Ryota: Now it's time for for our challengers to ask questions.
Ryo: *jerks up* WHOA
Ryota: Ask whatever u will.
Ryo: Ja.. I'm gonna ask Tottsu.
Jimmy + Ryota: Hai.
Ryo: What is Kakouton's alias? [^^" U wouldn't want to bother into the whole story]
Tottsu: Kakouton.. he's Sousou(曹操)[He in name was a high official, but in power was a king]'s best man. [Yes he was one of the best generals]
Jimmy: So u dunno right? *interupts*
Ryo: This question is very straight-forward.
Kawai: Once u mention it he'll explain everything to u.
Tottsu: Kakouton *tries to say something* Kakouton..
Someone: Later there's a demonstration session.
Pi: Ja.. I'll ask Kawai-kun. Eto.. How many beats are there in a Tango rhythm?
Kawai: Rhythm? Am I allowed to say it?
Jimmy: *duh?* Ya u can.
Kawai: I can't tell u how many beats are there in a Tango rhythm.
People: Eh?!
Kawai: If I said it, normal people wouldn't understand. So it's best not to say it.
Pi: *grins like crazy*
Kawai: Maybe because I like the tango rhythm too much, I won't say it. *does a cross with fingers*
Te: I'm gonna ask Goseki-kun.
Jimmy: Hai.
Te: Goseki.. did u learn from a professional teacher or learnt it by yourself (hitting the air)?
Goseki: I hit the air.
Ryo: Whoa so far no one asked Tsuka-chan any questions.
People: *laughs*
Yabu: I'll do it.
People: Ok Yabu'll do it.
Yabu: Your best japanese dish is kenchi udon.. so what's your best western dish?
Tsuka: Like I said back then, it's dried curry.
People: Whoa..
Tsuka: Then it's omelette rice too
Ryo: Are u sure that there's really a fake one in here?
Ryota: Yup there is.
Ryo: *to self* Who..
*Tottsu fixes his graduation hat*
Jimmy: Hai. This is the end of the question-asking session. Actually u can't really get much from their words, coz if they wanted they could have lied. Coming up we'll let them do a live demonstration of the talent, so you'll judge by watching their actions.
{ Demonstration Time }
*Someone pushes out a trolley with cooking utensils on it*
Jimmy: First we'll ask Tsuka-chan who claims to be a cooking genius. Well then, demonstration then.
*classical music*
Jimmy: *peers into the stuff on the trolley* Wow there are a lot of mushrooms.
Tsuka: Ano.. I'll use the frying pan to.. stir-fry it. [That's what he said, but I think it's flip-frying or sthg xDD]
Jimmy: So he'll show us how to stir-fry.
Tsuka: Coz it'll be very messy if some came out (of the pan), I chose mushrooms.
*starts tossing the mushrooms*
Tsuka: First there's a "sa shi su se so" for seasoning. Yup. "Sa shi su se so" for seasoning. "Sa" is "SAtou"(sugar). "Shi" is "SHIo"(salt). "Su" is "oSU" 's "Su"(vinegar). "Se".. This I don't really get it though.. it's shouyu (soy sauce).
{ Shouyu... It was "Seuyu" in the old katakana system }
Tsuka: Then.. "sa shi su se so"... "So" is not "sauce", it's "miSO".
*Pi does something that resembles a pout*
Jimmy: Yup so now we're all familiar with Tsuka-chan's cooking ability.
Jimmy: Next is Kawai-kun's social dance. Please demonstrate to us.
Kawai: *walks out*
Jimmy: We've prepared some ballroom-dancing music for u. Please enjoy.
*Hiromi shoves a pink bear to Kawai* xDD
Jimmy: Ok come on. Kawai's social dance MUSIC START.
*music starts playing*
{ Fumito's dance dance dance. }
*Kawai dances with the bear for a while and sits it down in the middle of the stage. He then flings open his red top and does tons of "sekushii" moves (Jimmy said they were at least ^^")*
*Ryo smile-laughs*
Ryota: Hey the partner *points bear*. The partner.
*Kawai jumps around circling it*
Ryota: I think he's head-over-heels for her(bear).
*Kawai stoops down and poses with the bear*
*Te laughs+claps*
Jimmy: Okay. It looked good when it ended.
Kawai: Hai *laughs*
Pi: Chotto.. Kawai-kun. I am allergic. Allergic to bear fur. *waves and attempts to get rid of the fur in the air* [it's not like he shaked the bear alot O-o]
Kawai: Sorry xD
Jimmy: Vulnerable to bear fur huh.
Kawai: Bear fur. Sorry, my bear gave u problems. *buttons up his top*
Jimmy: That dance was nice.
Ryo: But didn't he just show off his abs O_o
Kawai: *laughs and ignores* It's really slippery here. I would have slipped easily. *touches floor* Not too suitable for ballroom dancing.
Jimmy: Oh not suitable..
Ryo: Thanks
Jimmy: Next: Goseki-kun's karate performance.
Goseki: *walks out and strikes the air*
{ Goseki's Orz! Karate }
Goseki: *starts kicking/hitting around like an idiot*
Everyone laughs/goes "whoa"
Goseki: *tugs his collar*
*Pi experiences a dramatic change in facial expression xDDDD* [Something from 8D to O_O]
*Hiromi gets nunchaku out for Goseki*
*Bruce Lee's "WHOAAAA" sound in background*
Goseki: *closes eyes with nunchaku in hand* ... *starts flinging the thing like crazy* ... *ends up throwing the thing to i-dunno-where*
*Ryo looks O_o*
*Goseki high-kicks the air*
Jimmy: Why did u close your eyes when u were flinging that thing? *acts in pain*
People: *laughs*
Jimmy: Yup we have watched Goseki-kun's karate performance.
Jimmy: Last but not least, Tottsu's Sangokushi. How will he perform sangokushi.. I really don't know.
Tottsu: Ah today I'll tell u part of the story.
Jimmy: Tell us a story?
Ryota: Please make it as short as possible then.
Tottsu: Ya I've already made a summary out of it.
Jimmy: Ok. So let's see your knowledge about Sangokushi then.
Tottsu: Totsuka Shota's "I LOVE SANGOKUSHI".
[This is uber long and useless, skip if u will xD I'll also use Putonghua names instead of Jap coz I learnt these in chinese ^^"]
Tottsu: Sangokushi is a story that happened in China during the 3rd century. It happens from the incident of Huangjin in 184 to the unification in 280, CaoCao[曹操] built his own empire's foundation and established a big empire in Northern China. "GI"[魏 the country name].
LiuBei[劉備] who fought in the will of recovering the old Han[漢], got help from KongMing[孔明] and established an empire in South-western China. That was "SHOKU"[蜀].
Around the lower course of the river ChangJiang; SunJian孫堅, SunCe孫策 & SunQuan孫權 (They are grandpa, dad and son)'s 3 generations enforced their power there. "GO"[吳]
The story that revolves around the battles of these three countries, is Sangokushi. You got it? *stares at camera*
*Jimmy beats Tottsu's head*
*cheers and "sugoi"s*
Ryota: Nice Sangokushi.. Nice Sangokushi.
Jimmy: *laughs* What was that?.. *calms down* So you've now all seen the four of them and their talents. It's time for u to decide who's the fake one.
{ Who is the lying one? }
Jimmy: Answer time!
*Challengers start scribbling at their boards*
Ryota: Ok then. Let's all OPEN
*Challengers flip their boards*
Ryota: [Pi]Kawai (same pronounciation wrong kanji), [Ryo]Totsuka, [Te]Kawai, [Yabu]Tottsu.
Kawai: Yamashita-kun!
Ryota: *laughs* Wait wait..
*whole crowd crouches near Pi's board*
Jimmy: *points at Pi's board* Kawai's Kanji is wrong.
Kawai: *points at Pi's board* That's a volleyball player's name. I'm shocked.
*Pi changes to the correct one*
Pi: Eh heh? This?
People: Sou sou
Jimmy: [Pi]Kawai, [Ryo]Totsuka, [Te]Kawai, [Yabu]Tottsu.
Ryota: Yamashita-kun, what's the reason for choosing Kawai?
Pi: Actually I have learnt a little ballroom dancing. [O_o *imagines Pi tango-ing with some girl*] He mentioned that the floor was slippery. It should be the slippery the better... but then he said that the floor was too slippery, so I wondered why.
Kawai: Sou. I lied to you.
Jimmy: See he has tears in his eyes.
*camera zooms at his eyes, he DOES have teary eyes*
Tottsu: How slippery the floor is should sometimes depends on the situation nya..
Jimmy: ..he tried his best to follow *laughs*
Kawai: Nice follow. Nice follow.
Yabu: [He chose Tottsu] I think that Tottsu's explanation was way too perfect, so I think that he must have practised for the sake of today's event.
Jimmy: Really? Did u memorize the whole thing?
Tottsu: Nonono...
Jimmy: I see that more challengers chose Kawai. Let's reveal the answer then. Here is the answer!
*music rolls. The four contestants does tiny acts of their talents and Tottsu starts walking around memorizing the thing like a hanged radio.*
Jimmy+Ryota: Who's the fake?
Kawai: *jumps out and twirls* MEEEE
{ Impersonator: Kawai! }
Jimmy: So it means that he never did ballroom dancing.
Kawai: Yup not at all.
Jimmy: So your "learnt from grandma" stuff was a lie.
Kawai: Hai uso desu.
Jimmy: But your grandma really danced?
Ryota: She really did?
Kawai: Um... do u mind stop talking about my grandma?
Jimmy: Hai.
Ryota: This feels weird xD
Kawai: Ya my grandma danced but I didn't.
Ryota: So Pi and Te got it(answer) right.
Jimmy: Hai. So now everyone knows that Kawai is the impersonator! The session shall end here. That was the Jr Miracle Battle~
Jimmy+Ryota: "Who is the fake one?"
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Ryota(+Jimmy+Kato)'s thank dedication
Ryota: Of course it's everyone(staff) in NHK.
Jimmy: Staff.
Ryota: They always let us Johnnys Jr. perform
Jimmy: Ya and always took care of us ^^
Ryota: Yup. That's why I really wanna thank them.
Jimmy: Thank you *bows at camera*
Ryota: *bows* Ooo Jimmy u?
Jimmy: Me? *weird face* Not that again.. You think that I would say thanks wholeheartedly? *ish mean*
Ryota: So that's it? You're like at that level? [like never thanking anyone]
Jimmy: Nono.. Not like that.
Ryota: Then Jimmy?
Jimmy: Ooo there is. Eiffel Tower.
Ryota: *laughs* That's not at all related to "thanks" right? xDDD
Jimmy: *laughs* ArigaTOU.. Eiffel TOW(er) [the end "Ow" sounds similar xDD]
Ryota: Well there's no relationship is there?
Jimmy: *stares blankly* There is There is xDD
Ryota: Uggh no?
Jimmy: *brushes hair out of face* I think it only happens today.
Ryota: *totally lost* Ja.. let's ask our producer today Kato-kun then. [apparently given up on Jimmy xD]
Jimmy: Kato-kun *yells*
Kato: *not seen on screen, somewhere remote* Heh?
Jimmy: Is there?
Ryota: There isn't?
Kato: *YELLSS* THERE IS~
Jimmy: Kato?
Ryota: No right?
Jimmy: Is there?
Kato: *normal voice* Yes there is.
Ryota: Ari? KATO!? [Like "There is? KATO?!" // Wad he can't thank anyone? ==]
{ ARI? KATO!? }
Jimmy: Ari? Kato!?
Kato: *still not seen* Sorry I didn't hear u talking.
*Ryota and Jimmy mumbles.. Ryota gasps*
Jimmy+Ryota: ARIGATOU?! [Rofl Ari-Kato and Arigatou sounds similar]
Jimmy: Okay coming next is our producer's solo "Survival".
Jimmy+Ryota: Douzo.
<< Survival : Kato Shigeaki >>
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Tegoshi's thank dedication
Te: There are friends of mine whom could never be replaced. Today, I want to give my thanks to those friends. *fans start screaming* In this autumn, I faced difficulties in both studies and job. I was really stressed out, so my friends without letting me know, went to the shrine and got me a lucky charm that should bless me in my studies. It is because of them, I finally could balance between my work and studies. So now, I want to tell those friends, Thankyou. Thank you. *bows*
{ To those friends who secretly blessed me }
Te: Sa, coming up: Kis-My-Ft2's "Sayonara no Jounetsu". Douzo.
<< Sayonara no Jounetsu : Kis-My-Ft2 >>
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Woohoo I'm at Kato's long speech thing O_o
*jumps around* So... did u notice any change in my 'style of writing'? xDDD [You: Um.. it's cheesy english and it's still over dramatic.] I added the non-speech stuff coz I believe that most of you won't have time to watch the epi again and match the translations with it. So the actions are for u to 'vaguely remember' where they're up to. ^_~
I noe this is very attention-seeking n stuff, but comment and tell me how I can improve in writing xDD One thing that I really need to improve in is SPEED. *sigh* U can also think it as emotional/psychological/pressurizing support for me xDD
ijou.
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