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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:58:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>We got the house. Gonna start cleaning it up this weekend. Hurrah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://www.chippins.com/sutton.jpg&quot; /&gt; &lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://pictures.mls.ca/mls/reb121/highres/9/56688291.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mah new house! See the window on the second floor to the left? That&apos;s my bedroom window. ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://pictures.mls.ca/mls/reb121/highres/9/56688292.jpg&quot; /&gt; View from my room. ^^</description>
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  <description>Today was great fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;PICTAHS!&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8670/13py4.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-shifty eyes- &lt;br /&gt;Envy x Cloud!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/2015/20zk1.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robyn was frightened, and dived into the closet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4369/53ff3.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Preparing herself for battle...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8110/65xr.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ATTACK!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3738/75dy.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robyn&apos;s a preggy man. ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9168/82sf.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6709/95ml.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Snickers- Yaoi fangirls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1076/100pe.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had Rianne&apos;s glasses on, and Robyn decided to tackle me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6443/117aq.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. Nurse Rianne!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8540/121ds.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. Amanda&apos;s pimpin&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1148/137zu.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comin&apos; out of the closet! GO MEH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3209/149xs.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[/hawtness]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3214/156fc.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keepin&apos; her pimp hand strong!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7134/160py.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WAHH! Cutest dog ever. Rianne, can Taco be our love child?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/1758/173yk.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out my rockin&apos; shoes, guuuuuuys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/2434/181pe.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. I&apos;m totally not looking under Robyn&apos;s dress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8862/192wa.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taco was watching teh OUTSIDE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5601/201fz.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&apos;Cause we&apos;re just THAT hawt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9481/215mc.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-snickers-&lt;br /&gt;The whore and her pimp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/9928/220dp.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-shifty eyes- Penetration! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2295/234ps.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&apos;Cause I&apos;m not mentally ill, or anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/9725/249jw.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Riiaaannnnne! &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/3231/250mr.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our food. Mmm... goodness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5080/263bg.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rianne.. I think she was talking to Allison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/5438/276be.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amanda&apos;s ice cream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7022/288oi.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-snickers- Need I explain?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/3705/295zk.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aw. &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7361/305hn.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate milk. &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3895/312pb.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rianne looks angry..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7789/330zj.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure what Robyn was trying to do to Rianne... -grins-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2707/349bb.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bugs were eating me... I had no choice but to hide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/4593/352yv.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My boot was penetrated. -snickers-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9512/363ma.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/4453/372js.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUCKS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3416/386yf.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. It had a feather in it&apos;s nostril. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/9325/394ty.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, my boots were penetrated. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/1508/407gg.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ii fell down twice at Odell.. haha. It was quite tragic. I tore my sock. Ended up having to walk with Rianne and Allison on either side of me, holding me up. -sucks-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/451/418im.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allison&apos;s mad examination. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7178/420wn.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RIAAAANNNE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/8817/431wj.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5534/444qf.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gangstah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9099/458gl.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-shakes head sadly- I discovered part of a condom wrapper in the kiddie pool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6345/469mn.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That looks neat. ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7034/473lf.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mmm. Tim Horton&apos;s.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7387/483gk.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. She looks so creepy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1640/491cc.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She had a wedgie. -snickers-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2846/501rp.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANOTHER WEDGIE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5041/519or.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wuff this picture. &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8612/526js.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-laughs-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2551/538eb.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-shakes head sadly-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7875/545wu.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y&apos;gotta laugh when they try to put inspirational messages on garbage dumpsters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/8416/559wd.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think Allison has a thing for dumpsters.&lt;br /&gt;This is a cool picture, though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5996/569al.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sneaky ninja hiding skillzz!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2973/572mt.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Garbage muuunsters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width=&quot;563&quot; height=&quot;385&quot; src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/8461/587wp.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was sleepy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5395/595fg.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1258/606ji.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. Amanda. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6159/618zq.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. Crazy Allison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/936/621fx.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out my bling! -cough-tampon-cough-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1521/633re.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allison eats babies... O__x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5512/647jy.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1248/654mx.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was collapsed on. &amp;lt;33&lt;br /&gt;Too bad you can still see mud on my shirt from falling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5879/661jb.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/3523/681ri.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1089/694ss.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha. Us gangstah cool kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 20:35:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My throat hurts.&lt;br /&gt;I copied the lovely Miss. Keith [&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser&apos; lj:user=&apos;samorella&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://samorella.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://samorella.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;samorella&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;]and took mock suicide / genuine nosebleed pictures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;ONWARD!&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1094/eight25fq.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6986/eleven25rp.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3617/five26im.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A mouthful of fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/7228/nine0ev.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5007/seven24vy.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/8526/six22pr.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/6223/tem28gi.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really like that one. ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9461/twelve8cj.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5160/two20vl.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:50:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;Pictures from outside with Rianne and Allison.&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5116/eight6nm.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3448/eleven3eo.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9200/five6oj.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3403/four6np.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3395/nine8vi.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6372/one1iv.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1167/seven6vu.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8532/six8mg.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5659/ten4ql.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8812/three3kv.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I see your life!&quot; haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2908/two8el.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3723/allisontwo1gz.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6923/riannetwo9ag.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That one ^ turned out the best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3182/samtwo8kz.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;I got to see Stay Alive.&lt;br /&gt;It was so good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font class=&quot;text&quot;&gt;After the mysterious brutal death of an old friend, a group of teenagers find themselves in possession of Stay Alive, a next generation horror survival videogame based on the spine-chilling true story of a 17th century noblewoman known as “The Blood Countess.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went with Zack, Jessica and Courtney. It was so awesome getting to see Courtney again; she&apos;s so pretty! &amp;lt;3 I mean, always was, but y&apos;know. Lookin&apos; quite different! If I do say so myself.&lt;br /&gt;Zack was boring. I didn&apos;t want to have to go with him, but he said he would pay for my ticket so I felt it was necessary. &lt;br /&gt;As soon as the movie was over he was leaving, and the parents had said I was to go straight home after the movie, so I had to leave Courtney and Jessica.&lt;br /&gt;In the car Zack started ranting about how he wanted to go drinking.&lt;br /&gt;Me: &quot;So how&apos;s the drug life?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Zack: &quot;Drug life, eh?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &quot;You&apos;re back into drugs.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Zack: &quot;Why do you assume?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &quot;I don&apos;t; I know. If you weren&apos;t back into drugs, you wouldn&apos;t have gotten Ren to piss in a bag for your drug test.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Zack: &quot;Hah hah. Oh right.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &quot;...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Zack: &quot;Drugs are good. *silence* I found a way to mess with my drug tests so I don&apos;t have to get someone else&apos;s piss. *silence* Dope is good. *silence* Pot is my favourite woman. I&apos;m finally happy again.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Gee, thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ehhh. Nam and her friends were going down to an apartment owned by one of their uncles, though he lives elsewhere so it&apos;s always empty. They were all going to get tanked and then use their fake IDs to go clubbing.&lt;br /&gt;I worry about her.&lt;br /&gt;Guh. I&apos;m back where I was in the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;Namita running off to parties and doing cocaine and heroin, and me at home worrying.&lt;br /&gt;Fuck.  &lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p style=&quot;text-indent: 0.5in;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;Hello all! I come now to tell you about the dream that I had last night. Or… what I remember of it, at least.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;It started in my school, with a large group of the students and faculty doing some sort of… square dance. Mr. Hull was wearing a bright yellow skirt. [O__o’’] All of us standing around the dancers in the middle had to pretend to dramatically fall and catch each other… to the beat of the music.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The boy beside me that I was to catch happened to be Ichi! From Ichi the Killer! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5671/ichi0qa.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Suddenly I turned into Kakihara, and when he realized who I was? Oh! He was mad. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9931/kik8gx.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately for me I had no guns, nor the metal spikes that Kakihara seems to enjoy playing with in the movie, and so I ran to the playground to hide. Ichi started shooting at me dramatically, but kept missing, and so whipping out a lit canister of gasoline, I threw it at him in hopes that it would burn him up. Sadly, it didn’t, but he thought that I was dead and so ran after some kid that was playing in the playground. I took that chance to escape, and ran through a hole in the fence surrounding the playground, and kept going for blocks. I kept thinking about how I should go back to save the kid, but decided not to. &lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;I ran into a local grocery store and skidded around the place, asking some hick man if they sold guns in the store. He said no, so I ran up to the employees only section, above the store, in hopes to hide. I somehow managed to bump into the boy from the playground, who after being slightly tortured was now trying to get away from Ichi. We tried hiding, but when hearing Ichi coming up the stairs, we shoved a bunch of things in front of the door in hopes to stop him. Somehow it did, but blocked him in the bathroom instead… [?]&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;and so we ran yet again. The upstairs of the store suddenly turned into a huge, old house. Ichi got the boy that was with me, and while he played with him I scuttled around the maze of hallways and rooms until I’d reached one that I felt was far enough from Ichi that it would take him some time to find me. Breaking through the window I climbed up and onto the roof. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The next thing I remember is hiding from Ichi somewhere else. He had a gun, and was prepared to shoot me, but I begged him to use arrows to stick me to a wall, and then shoot me with all the bullets he had. Oh Kakihara, you masochist you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;And then I woke up.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;^^’’&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:48:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;strong&gt;ANNOUNCEMENT. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Guys. &lt;br /&gt;After years of searching, I&apos;ve finally found a movie that genuinely disturbed me.&lt;br /&gt;AUDITION.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009WFEDC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Audition is the story of a lonely widow, who after the advice of his son, decides it&apos;s time to enter the dating world again, and even remarry. With a friend from the movie business, the two hold auditions for a questionably real movie, and a new wife. Immediately smitten by a single woman, the two date, and quickly fall in love. Things seem too good to be true for the man, ignoring the warnings from his friend who has a bad feeling about the woman. He soon learns that first impressions can be horribly wrong. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was an intense torture and dream sequence at the end. I&apos;m going to post pictures.. you guys should look. ^^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/898/bscap0009mw.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aoyama&apos;s dead wife telling him that Asami is bad. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2036/bscap0017je1.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dead wife appearing again...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5574/bscap0024iq.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asami, who turned into the dead wife, now turns into Aoyamas&apos; son&apos;s girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;Confused yet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1875/bscap0044oo.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The infamous sack. Oh, what could be in it? &lt;br /&gt;
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It moves?
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Ohm lacking of feet, how I heart thee. 
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What? Asami has suddenly appeared! She seems to be vomiting! 
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Food? Oh, come closer! 
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Mustn&apos;t forget the lacking of tongues. 
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HOMIGAWD. She turned young again. 
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And then her step-father appears, nubbin&apos; along. 
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Dance! Or else...
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Mmm. Burning flesh. 
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She stabbed a bunch of small, steel spikes into him, while telling him how much you could learn from the human body.
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Flash of step-father masturbating.
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Blood splatter... she threw the foot away. 
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Oh no! Son is home.
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Son boots her down the stairs. 
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&lt;br&gt;Dead, but talking. Quoting things she said during their dates.

Oi! 
The My Chemical Romance music video for Honey This Mirror Ain&apos;t Big Enough for the Both of Us
is EXACTLY like Audition!
They based it on the movie. &amp;lt;3

&lt;br&gt;Video! There! --&amp;gt; http://www.youtube.com/?v=ZHXfOjs9CWw</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 22:20:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Guys! I need your help.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;
So I have a hair appointment tomorrow morning, but it seems I have yet to decide how to get it cut. &lt;br&gt;
My hair is currently like &lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace-520.vo.llnwd.net/00375/02/58/375458520_l.jpg&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;font size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Current possibilities:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;1.&lt;/b&gt; I could reshave the underneath, and cut the sides and back to recreate the whole... well, like &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics1.vampirefreaks.com/t/te/tee/teenthrillkillers/3563681.jpg&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;2.&lt;/b&gt; I could get the sides trimmed and the back recut so that I can spike the back like like &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics1.vampirefreaks.com/t/te/tee/teenthrillkillers/3469003.jpg&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; again.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;3.&lt;/b&gt; Perhaps a sort of comb over mohawk? I&apos;m a lazy person, and so I know I&apos;d never take the time to spike it, but comb it over, if you will. I recut the sides of Kelsey&apos;s hair today to better accentuate her hawk, and it made me want one. But I don&apos;t know whether I&apos;d be able to pull it off. 
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.&lt;/b&gt; I could just cut it all one length like &lt;a href=&quot;http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6426/shorteasyhairstyles013eg.jpg&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;5.&lt;/b&gt; Maybe something like #4, but longer in length. Like &lt;a href=&quot;http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/1894/0066gu.jpg&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;6.&lt;/b&gt; Or something like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sho.com/site/lword/season2/images/wallpaper/shane_800x600.jpg&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;
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  <description>&lt;br&gt;

&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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&quot;That&apos;s my family. That&apos;s Justin.&quot;&lt;br&gt;
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&quot;He takes care of me. He thinks I&apos;m gonna go gay someday, but I just
don&apos;t have the heart to tell him I&apos;m not. I&apos;m living here for free, so
who cares?&quot;&lt;br&gt;
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heroin Bob:&lt;/b&gt; You know that shit you guys do? You&apos;re fucking yourselves up, man. Fucking acid, it never leaves your body. It&apos;s in your fucking spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals, man. You know that dude, Napoleon? Yeah. He was banished to an island when the French got sick of him. That&apos;s right! He supposedly died of stomach problems, right? Wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time; murdered by arsenic, a preservative. And you know how?&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stevo:&lt;/b&gt; No idea.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heroin Bob:&lt;/b&gt; His hair.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stevo:&lt;/b&gt; His hair.&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heroin Bob:&lt;/b&gt; His fucking hair! It was arsenic. You could tell how long he was being poisoned by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude, if you do enough hits of it, you&apos;re dead!&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stevo:&lt;/b&gt; Really makes you think, doesn&apos;t it, Bob?&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heroin Bob:&lt;/b&gt; Th-think what?&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stevo:&lt;/b&gt; That chemistry&apos;s the wrong fucking major for a guy like you! It&apos;s he wrong major, Bob!&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Heroin Bob:&lt;/b&gt; Well, you should lay off the acid anyways, man!&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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