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<div style="position:absolute; z-index:11; top:285px; left: 324px; width: 200px; height: 100%; visibility: visible; id="scroll3"="scroll3"" class="side"> 01;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=___umbrella">info</a> 02;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~___umbrella/friends">friends</a> 03;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~___umbrella/calendar">calendar</a> 04;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/friends/add.bml?user=___umbrella">add</a> ASH; This is where I speak of myself in the third person. What fun! :D Ash is a girl from Singapore. She was born on 2nd October. Friends enjoy calling her by different nicknames, which include Ashy, Ashkin, Ashyboy, Chikin, Captain Sushi, Shiky (Note that only Kavi and Florence can call me this. If you do, I will do something drastic which involves your head, margarine and a saucepan. Ooh.) etc. Grown-ups enjoy mispronouncing her real name. Ash hates people who insist on calling her by her full name or shortens her name to the feminine, and extremely retarded "Syiqin". Had she no respect for her teachers/elders, she would promptly strangle them with lacy lingerie. She obsesses about a lot of things. And no, that does not include hair and makeup and OMG IS MY NAIL BROKEN OMG. She is a cheese whore. OMG CHEEZ STIX AND CHEEZ SLICES. AND OMG SHE USES OMG BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S WEIRD. Isn't it, though? Ash likes salsa and donkeys/kies however you spell it and rubber chickens and skittles and sushi and POTATOES AND BANANAS. And she hates annoying stuff like HEELIES!!!1!1111SHIFTONE! They are the DEVIL. Why do little children think it's cool to roll around on those highly retarded, chunky shoes and run over Ash's toes? Highly dangerous and very annoying. >O If you are a heelie-wearing midget, >O! Ash is not patient, so HURRY UP OR SHE WON'T WAIT FOR YOU. Well, ohkay, unless she really loves you <3 Ash is easily bored, easily amused and frequently hungy. AND YEA. OH AND BRACES! She just put on braces this year and they are weird. DARN YOU, METAL RAIL! Why can I not eat my food properly? -gnaws- She likes funny people who make her laugh (which is easy since she laughs at almost anything) OMFG LOOKIT THERE'S A FLY OVER THERE LMFAO HAHAHA! :O School, stop being a pain in the arse and stop piling too much homework on us. Homework is good, yes whatever you say Mrs Teacher Sir. BUT TOO MUCH IS BAD. -buried in homework- Ash likes horror movies, icon-making, cereal-eating, fish-staring, star-gazing, potato-yelling (STFU IF I SAY THERE IS SUCH A THING, THERE IS), livejournal-ing, toilet-going, class-sleeping and well. chalkishhand-rubbing. No that's not supposed to make sense. Next paragraph. She gets annoyed at people easily and has a temper which should be controlled, but doesn't bother controlling it. Oh and she does not does not DOES NOT like physics. She is no expert, but she likes photography and writing. AND YEA. -.-; LJOURNAL; This is friends-only. Comment to be added. Most of the time, I add you back. But if you do add me and I have no idea who you are, I'd prefer you leave me a comment with a little info about yourself. :D Special stuff about you that I can remember you by. If you will not respect my opinions, or do not like reading rants, raves, puns and dirty jokes, refrain from adding me and go back home. AWAY, FOE! But if you don't mind my fangirl moments, incessant groans about school life and school work and do not mind huge random pictures (behind lj-cuts) and think we can be friends, go to the public post and reas it, then add me and comment kthx i love you <3 LAYOUT; Okay so fine this layout is dark, plain, simple and ugly. I think it looks horrible, but hey I AM NOT A PS QUEEN. This was creates in Adobe Photoshop, with some help from it's good friend JASC Paintshop Pro. The image of the signs is from <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com" target="_blank">Gettyimages</a> which roxors because it has 1284624912471264 pics <3 and I manipulated it and did stuff to it :O The coding was done by me, with a whole chunk of help from my friend LINDY who gave me the sidebar code. WHOOO <3 She is teh lj expert! <3 But she is ljless, how ironic. LINDY GET AN LJ SO I CAN PLUG YOUR ARSE WITH A CARROT. Now. Anw. yeah. This layout is black and brown. And made in 10+ minutes while waiting for my turn to hog the bathroom. End <3 </div> <style type="text/css">  </style> <img src="http://www.candied.net/ash/umlayout.png" class="x" scroll="no" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0">

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