so tonight jeff and i were at the park and all. and these 3 indian guys just sat down on a bench right across from us and just started WATCHING. i was like, wtf? (gets racist) here were the things i wanted to say to them:
1. uhm, im making out with my boyfriend. leave?
2. cant you just order porn?
3. if you cant afford porn then cant you just go online?
4. if you dont have the internet then jesus, have sex with your wives!
5. hey. youre indian.
6. stop watching!
7. haha. youre indian. does that suck?
8. seriously, get lost. im trying to make out here.
9. by the way, you suck at life. and oh, youre indian.