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<div style="position:absolute; z-index:11; top:400px; left: 370px; width: 240px; height: 100%; visibility: visible; id="scroll3"="scroll3"" class="side"> <font size="1px">01;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=___ohparody">info</a> <br>02;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~___ohparody/friends">friends</a> <br>03;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~___ohparody/calendar">calendar</a> <br>04;<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/friends/add.bml?user=___ohparody">add</a> </font><p><p align="justify"><font class="top">walking parody</font> <br> <br>This is where I speak about myself in third person. What fun! This really makes me feel Quite Grand. Obviously, I am deprived beyond belief. <br><br>Ash is a plebe, really :> She is a girl from Singapore who was born on 2nd October. Her birthdate is a rather delicate subject as of now because it has been, for 4 years, right smack wham in the middle of EOYs. No balloons, no cake, just piles of untouched files,a headache and the phenomenon she deems Shit Where Are My Notes I Must Mug Or Be Brutally Slain By Exam Papers hysteria. This really is dangerous to her health. <br><br>She has a mad entourage of friends who frequently pinch her bum, attempt to plant huge wet kisses on her cheek and mangle her name, and thus she has more nicknames than she can keep track of. Ash, Ashy, Ashkin, Ashybaby, Ashyboy, Shiky (Note that only KAVANDSUT can call me this. If anyone else but them even tries, I will be forced to do something drastic which involves your head, butter and a saucepan. Spell it: D-E-A-T-H B-Y P-A-N) and, strangely enough, Captain Sushi, courtesy of The Sushi Woman™ who was obviously rather tipsy at the time. Adults, teachers in particular, enjoy mispronouncing her real name, which is fairly annoying. Ash hates people who insist on calling her by her full name or shortens her name to the feminine, and extremely retarded "Syiqin". It makes her mad. And when she is mad, she has these rather sadistic urges to strangle offender with lacy lingerie. <br><br>She obsesses about a lot of things, mostly inanimate objects. She is a cheese whore. Aha! CHEEZ STIX AND CHEEZ SLICES! Ash likes salsa and donkeys/kies, however you spell it, and rubber chickens and skittles and sushi and POTATOES AND BANANAS. And she hates HEELIES!!1SHIFTONE! DEATH. THEY ARE THE DEVIL OF ALL SHOES, ONLY WORSE! Heelie-wearing children are sadists. or something akin to that. Yes yes, do roll over Ash's toes with your chunky shoes. I'm sure it won't BREAK any bones. Highly dangerous and very annoying. If you are a heelie-wearing midget, <b>>:O</b>!!! <br><br>Ash is not at all patient. She is easily bored, easily amused and frequently hungry. And of course she does make random toilet trips in the most unlikely times. She likes funny people who make her laugh (which is easy since she laughs at almost anything) "AHAHA LOOKIT THERE'S A FLY OVER THERE LMFAO HAHAHA! :O" <br><br>Ash likes HP, LOTR, horror movies, icon-making, cereal-eating, fish-staring, star-gazing, potato-yelling, livejournal-ing, toilet-going, class-sleeping and well. chalkishhand-rubbing. No that's not supposed to make sense. <br><br>She gets annoyed at people easily and has a temper which should be controlled, but doesn't bother controlling it. She does not <b>does not DOES NOT</b> like physics. She is no expert, but she likes <b>photography and writing.</b> And braces. Her braces. Ah bliss.</font> <p align="justify"><font class="top">livejournal</font> <br> <br>This is my fifth eljay. I am obviously indecisive. I get bored of my usernames quick. It's friends-only, so comment on the public post and I'll most probably add you. Here, I Rave, Rant and Say Stuff. I named this journal ___ohparody, because parody was my absolute favourite word when I was doing Literature in Secondary One and Two (Then Subject Combi day came and my parents were all "OMGUH. OFFSPRING, DO TAKE TRIPLE SCIENCE GEOG IT WILL SO HELP YOU IN THE REAL WORLD™!" so I threw my Chem Bio Hist Lit dreams away and now, I am suffering. Oh woe, indeed!) K if you can handle humongous fonts, random pictures and CAPSLOCKS, add me and comment kthx i love you. I think. <3 <p align="justify"><font class="top">version one</font> <br> <br>I shoud feel Very Guilty. After all, I was messing around with Jasc PSP when I was supposed to be studying for my French mid-years. I did not draw the picture. It's an anime; I do not know which. Ah My Godess!, I think. I am not sure though; I have never been a fan of the show :> I am The Epitome of Pathetic. I played around with filters and saturation in a rush and completed this in half and hour. <p align="justify"><font class="top">thingeramajigs</font> <br> <br>Nothing yet. Ha! -runs amok- <br><br><br></div> <style type="text/css"> <!-- table table table table .meta {visibility: hidden} table table table table table .meta {visibility: visible} table { margin-left: 1px; } .shadowed td div { position: absolute; top: 1px } --> </style> <img src="http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/__paradox/violetlike.png" class="x" scroll="no" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0">

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